Author Topic: Coworker quotes (Read 68589 times)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:41:12 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on September 21, 2012, 02:25:20 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 02:05:20 PM
Agree to disagree Daris. Also, I grew up with the cosmosphere so maybe I am a bit ho hum about space shuttles.

Also, agree with Saul that Enterprise is kind of a bullshit shuttle.

so the guy that grew up near the cosmosphere wants to wax like he's some kind of space shuttle expert? i've really seen it all now. might want to stick to just talking about the packaged dry ice cream that they used to sell in the gift shop because really at the end of the day the cosmosphere is a complete joke and not even a good one at that. like a knock knock one or something but with the punchline not even making sense.

knock knock
who's there
chicat
chicat who
chicat plays with dogs

get it? i mean it doesn't even make sense. dry packaged strawberry ice cream? give me a break here.

I didn't want to have to bust this out because I knew it would be embarassing for you[/b] but I also went to space camp. Ever been in a shuttle simiulator? Oh what's that Daris? You haven't! Pfft, I'm sure that space invaders you used to play at Aladdin's castle or whatever has you up to snuff.

michigancat · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:42:03 PM »

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A good rule of thumb is to look at your plate and see if there's color on it. If there's a lot of greens and reds and other colors, it's a healthy meal. If it's all grey and brown, it isn't healthy. I looked at everyone's plate at the company pot-luck, and I was the only one that had very much color on my plate.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:50:47 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 21, 2012, 03:42:03 PM

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A good rule of thumb is to look at your plate and see if there's color on it. If there's a lot of greens and reds and other colors, it's a healthy meal. If it's all grey and brown, it isn't healthy. I looked at everyone's plate at the company pot-luck, and I was the only one that had very much color on my plate.

To the ketchup and green gummy bears!

steve dave · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:51:58 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 21, 2012, 03:42:03 PM

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A good rule of thumb is to look at your plate and see if there's color on it. If there's a lot of greens and reds and other colors, it's a healthy meal. If it's all grey and brown, it isn't healthy. I looked at everyone's plate at the company pot-luck, and I was the only one that had very much color on my plate.

such a fantastic thing to say

michigancat · « **Reply #29 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:12:42 PM »

Quote from: Indiana coworker who got Subway for lunch today

I have eaten at Subways all over the country for years and years, and today was the first time I was asked if I wanted my sandwich toasted.

I think he thinks that people in San Francisco really like toasting things because he preceded this statement with the story I'd heard a couple times about how the first time he was asked if he wanted a bagel toasted was in San Francisco.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #30 on:** October 11, 2012, 03:54:23 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 11, 2012, 03:12:42 PM

Quote from: Indiana coworker who got Subway for lunch today
I have eaten at Subways all over the country for years and years, and today was the first time I was asked if I wanted my sandwich toasted.

I think he thinks that people in San Francisco really like toasting things because he preceded this statement with the story I'd heard a couple times about how the first time he was asked if he wanted a bagel toasted was in San Francisco.

hot damn i love this guy. also, i ate a a subway in ogden ks last week and was asked if i wanted it toasted. ogden the san francisco of kansas?

mocat · « **Reply #31 on:** October 11, 2012, 04:00:16 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 11, 2012, 03:54:23 PM

Quote from: michigancat on October 11, 2012, 03:12:42 PM
Quote from: Indiana coworker who got Subway for lunch today
I have eaten at Subways all over the country for years and years, and today was the first time I was asked if I wanted my sandwich toasted.

I think he thinks that people in San Francisco really like toasting things because he preceded this statement with the story I'd heard a couple times about how the first time he was asked if he wanted a bagel toasted was in San Francisco.

hot damn i love this guy. also, i ate a a subway in ogden ks last week and was asked if i wanted it toasted. ogden the san francisco of kansas?

I have eaten at Subways in lots of places, and I got asked if I wanted it toasted at each one.

Is Subway the San Francisco of sub chain restaurants?

michigancat · « **Reply #32 on:** October 11, 2012, 04:13:15 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 11, 2012, 03:54:23 PM

Quote from: michigancat on October 11, 2012, 03:12:42 PM
Quote from: Indiana coworker who got Subway for lunch today
I have eaten at Subways all over the country for years and years, and today was the first time I was asked if I wanted my sandwich toasted.

I think he thinks that people in San Francisco really like toasting things because he preceded this statement with the story I'd heard a couple times about how the first time he was asked if he wanted a bagel toasted was in San Francisco.

hot damn i love this guy. also, i ate a a subway in ogden ks last week and was asked if i wanted it toasted. ogden the san francisco of kansas?

only logical conclusion

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #33 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:40:06 PM »

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It's sad when an energy drink company has a better space program than NASA.....other than the Mars Rover, what has NASA done?

pissclams · « **Reply #34 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:45:56 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 15, 2012, 12:40:06 PM

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It's sad when an energy drink company has a better space program than NASA.....other than the Mars Rover, what has NASA done?

i spat out some water

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #35 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:55:13 PM »

This guys sounds fantastic.

RickRampus · « **Reply #36 on:** October 15, 2012, 03:08:10 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 15, 2012, 12:40:06 PM

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It's sad when an energy drink company has a better space program than NASA.....other than the Mars Rover, what has NASA done?

an awesome Tom Hanks movie and freeze-dried ice cream

michigancat · « **Reply #37 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:15:46 PM »

Quote from: michigancat

So, I went to Lincoln this weekend.

Quote from: Indiana Coworker

Was it any good? I probably couldn't watch it. I can't stand him.

Quote from: michigancat

Ummmm, Daniel Day Lewis, or Lincoln?

Quote from: Indiana Coworker

Lincoln, he was a terrible president. He ignored the constitution and was a tyrant. He would have made himself King if he could. He was the least popular president in history.

SabiNation · « **Reply #38 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:17:25 PM »

Shacks · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:19:46 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on December 11, 2012, 02:15:46 PM

Quote from: michigancat
So, I went to Lincoln this weekend.

Quote from: Indiana Coworker
Was it any good? I probably couldn't watch it. I can't stand him.

Quote from: michigancat
Ummmm, Daniel Day Lewis, or Lincoln?

Quote from: Indiana Coworker
Lincoln, he was a terrible president. He ignored the constitution and was a tyrant. He would have made himself King if he could. He was the least popular president in history.

You just know that guy regularly posts ignorant comments on Yahoo news stories

ChiComCat · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:22:57 PM »

Lincoln was such a prick

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:23:11 PM »

Totally digging the NASA comment . . . I mean that is just gold there.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:24:31 PM »

Abe had me in stitches with the, "Probably just a careless hunter" comment after nearly being assassinated before actually being assassinated.

Cire · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:34:51 PM »

had someone tell me that the obama/Romney lunch meeting was obama asking romney what to do with the economy.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2012, 03:00:59 PM »

kim carnes · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2012, 09:04:12 PM »

this indiana coworker guy sounds awesome. like, really awesome.

EuroCat · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2012, 07:30:36 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on December 11, 2012, 02:15:46 PM

Quote from: michigancat
So, I went to Lincoln this weekend.

Quote from: Indiana Coworker
Was it any good? I probably couldn't watch it. I can't stand him.

Quote from: michigancat
Ummmm, Daniel Day Lewis, or Lincoln?

Quote from: Indiana Coworker
Lincoln, he was a terrible president. He ignored the constitution and was a tyrant. He would have made himself King if he could. He was the least popular president in history.

I roomed with a guy that went nuts after college that now holds this view. His facebook profile was lincoln's portrait upside down over the confederate flag (he's from and lives in KS). He also believes in a Mad Max style economic collapse and recently started his own gold bullion trading company.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #47 on:** December 18, 2012, 09:18:11 AM »

guy bought chinese food or something from dillons or hyvee and brought it to work in this.

he asked another coworker..."is this microwavable"

coworker -

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #48 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:08:49 PM »

Wait... is this a thread where we can all add co-worker quotes or just Rusty? TIA?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #49 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:34:32 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on December 18, 2012, 01:08:49 PM

Wait... is this a thread where we can all add co-worker quotes or just Rusty? TIA?

As long as the quote is pure gold, I'd like to hear it.