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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #375 on: October 28, 2014, 12:47:56 PM »
that one isn't true I bet

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« Reply #376 on: October 28, 2014, 12:49:18 PM »
that one isn't true I bet

Yes, wackycat does seem like a bullshitter.

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« Reply #377 on: October 28, 2014, 12:49:50 PM »
Ft. Worth Bar owner told me last time I was there, that he just loved it when we came to town. He said the weekends K-State are in town (Cotton bowl, TCU, etc.) his bar sales almost triple from any other weekend. He said after the Cotton bowl, he made sure to make his bar a "K-State home bar" for the TCU game weekend, even tho he was a TCU grad.  :lol:  :kstategrad:

A Manhattan, Ks bar owner told me last time I was there that people in Manhattan are dumb and he couldn't wait until TCU was a member of the Big 12 so he could make his bar a TCU home bar for the TCU game weekend even though he was a diploma mill recipient.

You're a dork.

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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #378 on: October 28, 2014, 12:50:46 PM »
Is there an ernie barrett statue at TCU that I can meet this guy outside of?  :curse:

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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #379 on: October 28, 2014, 12:51:36 PM »
that one isn't true I bet

Yes, wackycat does seem like a bullshitter.

omg, I was talking about yours. omg.  :ROFL:

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« Reply #380 on: October 28, 2014, 01:05:11 PM »
Heather Dinich ?@CFBHeather  1h1 hour ago
The @CFBPlayoff committee members have literally checked their biases at the door. Time to #hangupthehats



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« Reply #381 on: October 28, 2014, 01:06:29 PM »
Ft. Worth Bar owner told me last time I was there, that he just loved it when we came to town. He said the weekends K-State are in town (Cotton bowl, TCU, etc.) his bar sales almost triple from any other weekend. He said after the Cotton bowl, he made sure to make his bar a "K-State home bar" for the TCU game weekend, even tho he was a TCU grad.  :lol:  :kstategrad:

A Manhattan, Ks bar owner told me last time I was there that people in Manhattan are dumb and he couldn't wait until TCU was a member of the Big 12 so he could make his bar a TCU home bar for the TCU game weekend even though he was a diploma mill recipient.

wow. you cut me deep with that story.

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« Reply #382 on: October 28, 2014, 01:30:33 PM »
committee breakdown-

jeff long, arkansas ad:  pud sec shill, eff that guy.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

barry alvarez, wisc ad: coached at k-state football sister school wisconsin, hired k-stater.  ON OUR SIDE

lieutenant general mike gould, missles:  two words, fort riley.  ON OUR SIDE

pat haden, usc ad:  probably went to very loud k-state/usc match up, cats won.  ON OUR SIDE

tom jernstedt, former ncaa evp:  oregon alum, loser at USA basketball.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

oliver luck, ad wvu:  could be related to goEMAW poster cDubya?  if yes, ON OUR SIDE.  if no, NOT ON OUR SIDE.  UNKNOWN

tom osborne, nu ad:  massive downgrade, old, shitty.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

dan radakovich, clemson ad: another sec shill, yawn.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

condoleezza rice, wtf? :  too taco belly.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

mike tranghese, big east guy:  this man has no data in my dossier, UNKNOWN

steve weiberg, writer at KCMO public library:  mu grad but lives in kc. might be prone to like the cats b/c cat/tiger friendship and bond?  ON OUR SIDE

ty willingham, former coach, now works w/ First Tee:  obvs connection to tiger woods, ON OUR SIDE


5 on our sides

5 not on our sides

2 unknown







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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #383 on: October 28, 2014, 01:35:47 PM »
re: tom jernstedt.  They have Dana Altman who has taken them to the dance the past 2 years including a sweet 16 in 2012.  TJ is in the bag.

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« Reply #384 on: October 28, 2014, 01:38:18 PM »
"90% of tcu students went to tcu because they counldnt get into UT."That is a direct quote from a tcu alum

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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #385 on: October 28, 2014, 01:38:41 PM »
Heather Dinich ?@CFBHeather  1h1 hour ago
The @CFBPlayoff committee members have literally checked their biases at the door. Time to #hangupthehats



 :ROFL:

Doubt it.


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« Reply #386 on: October 28, 2014, 01:41:30 PM »
committee breakdown-

jeff long, arkansas ad:  pud sec shill, eff that guy.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

barry alvarez, wisc ad: coached at k-state football sister school wisconsin, hired k-stater.  ON OUR SIDE

lieutenant general mike gould, missles:  two words, fort riley.  ON OUR SIDE

pat haden, usc ad:  probably went to very loud k-state/usc match up, cats won.  ON OUR SIDE

tom jernstedt, former ncaa evp:  oregon alum, loser at USA basketball.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

oliver luck, ad wvu:  could be related to goEMAW poster cDubya?  if yes, ON OUR SIDE.  if no, NOT ON OUR SIDE.  UNKNOWN

tom osborne, nu ad:  massive downgrade, old, shitty.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

dan radakovich, clemson ad: another sec shill, yawn.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

condoleezza rice, wtf? :  too taco belly.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

mike tranghese, big east guy:  this man has no data in my dossier, UNKNOWN

steve weiberg, writer at KCMO public library:  mu grad but lives in kc. might be prone to like the cats b/c cat/tiger friendship and bond?  ON OUR SIDE

ty willingham, former coach, now works w/ First Tee:  obvs connection to tiger woods, ON OUR SIDE


5 on our sides

5 not on our sides

2 unknown

It pains me to admit it, but Ollie and myself are of no relation. I can put in a good word (after we see what happens on November 20), but no super-elite insider family strings to pull.

Amend the list as you see fit.

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« Reply #387 on: October 28, 2014, 01:45:55 PM »
Lets have a long, detailed discussion on how bad the committee is probably going to be and how under qualified they are and how we're going to disagree with all their rankings.

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« Reply #388 on: October 28, 2014, 01:47:49 PM »
Lets have a long, detailed discussion on how bad the committee is probably going to be and how under qualified they are and how we're going to disagree with all their rankings.

There will have to be at least 1 or 2 controversial/unconventional rankings in order to give the appearance that they are doing something other than looking at the polls.  Who knows? Maybe the cats will be the beneficiary.
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« Reply #389 on: October 28, 2014, 01:48:24 PM »
Condoleezza Rice? A woman? Are you rough ridin' kidding me? A chick?

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« Reply #390 on: October 28, 2014, 01:49:23 PM »
She's gonna be like all emotional with her picks probably, like a chick

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« Reply #391 on: October 28, 2014, 01:51:41 PM »
I hope tom osborne calls her "sweetie" exclusively

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« Reply #392 on: October 28, 2014, 01:52:58 PM »
She's gonna be like all emotional with her picks probably, like a chick

She'll probably just ask her vagina.  That's all they think with anyway. 
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« Reply #393 on: October 28, 2014, 01:53:22 PM »
Quote from:  barry alvarez ~3 times a week
that time of the month?  :blah:

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« Reply #394 on: October 28, 2014, 01:55:20 PM »
hopefully she's not pms'ing really bad when the cats are being discussed

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« Reply #395 on: October 28, 2014, 01:56:47 PM »
She's gonna be like all emotional with her picks probably, like a chick

She probably didn't even play football, I bet.
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« Reply #396 on: October 28, 2014, 01:57:21 PM »
hopefully she's not pms'ing really bad when the cats are being discussed

She'll attract Baylor!  :ohno:

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« Reply #397 on: October 28, 2014, 01:58:27 PM »
I mean my eyes are up here.  You're staring at my balls. 

That's how it will go.  A lot of that type of correcting.  You have got to call her on it or she'll never settle in and talk some pigskin. 
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« Reply #398 on: October 28, 2014, 01:59:38 PM »
She's gonna be like all emotional with her picks probably, like a chick

She'll probably just ask her vagina.  That's all they think with anyway. 

Dude so true. Rice: "Oh no I had a bad day and and just finished a wine and movie night with the girls now I'm going to go change my rankings based on which coach is the hottest or something". I mean come on.

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« Reply #399 on: October 28, 2014, 02:00:34 PM »
what if she gets pregnant? we just shut down the voting for her entire 6 month maternitiy leave? work still has to get done even if you're dropping babies all over the place babe.