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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #400 on: October 28, 2014, 02:04:18 PM »
Alright someone get Condi a diaphragm.  One that doesn't have a Stanford logo on it. 

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« Reply #401 on: October 28, 2014, 02:04:58 PM »
Then she'll probably try to bring the rough ridin' thing to the meetings and make everybody look at it.  Women!  :curse:
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« Reply #402 on: October 28, 2014, 02:06:10 PM »
No your baby can't be in the playoff.  For the last rough ridin' time were aren't doing a baby playoff instead!  :curse:
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« Reply #403 on: October 28, 2014, 02:07:45 PM »
Maybe keep your taco closed for a minute once in a while and we can do the job we are being paid to do. :curse:
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« Reply #404 on: October 28, 2014, 02:07:52 PM »
re: tom jernstedt.  They have Dana Altman who has taken them to the dance the past 2 years including a sweet 16 in 2012.  TJ is in the bag.

altman and oscar = oil and vinegar, talking big time hate
jernstedt will do anything to hurt k-state


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #405 on: October 28, 2014, 02:08:26 PM »
you want to guarantee a number 1 vote for the cats every week? change our colors to pink with sparkly unicorn helmets.

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« Reply #406 on: October 28, 2014, 02:08:52 PM »
Pssh. Chicks.

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« Reply #407 on: October 28, 2014, 02:11:48 PM »
Then she'll probably try to bring the rough ridin' thing to the meetings and make everybody look at it.  Women!  :curse:

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« Reply #408 on: October 28, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »
uh, hey condi, you didn't even make your 4 picks, you just sent a picture to us.


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« Reply #409 on: October 28, 2014, 02:21:23 PM »
it does seem kind of dumb military guy and c. rice are on the committee.

what's next, david pollack on the UN?  :lol:


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« Reply #410 on: October 28, 2014, 02:25:54 PM »
it does seem kind of dumb military guy and c. rice are on the committee.

what's next, david pollack on the UN?  :lol:

She says she watches every game. But more like watches every Grey's Anatomy you know? :lol:

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« Reply #411 on: October 28, 2014, 02:34:45 PM »
but really, it seems dumb to me that they're both on it.


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« Reply #412 on: October 28, 2014, 02:34:55 PM »
committee breakdown-

jeff long, arkansas ad:  pud sec shill, eff that guy.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

barry alvarez, wisc ad: coached at k-state football sister school wisconsin, hired k-stater.  ON OUR SIDE

lieutenant general mike gould, missles:  two words, fort riley.  ON OUR SIDE

pat haden, usc ad:  probably went to very loud k-state/usc match up, cats won.  ON OUR SIDE   

tom jernstedt, former ncaa evp:  oregon alum, loser at USA basketball.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

oliver luck, ad wvu:  could be related to goEMAW poster cDubya?  if yes, ON OUR SIDE.  if no, NOT ON OUR SIDE.  UNKNOWN 

tom osborne, nu ad:  massive downgrade, old, shitty.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

dan radakovich, clemson ad: another sec shill, yawn.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

condoleezza rice, wtf? :  too taco belly.  NOT ON OUR SIDE    OOS

mike tranghese, big east guy:  this man has no data in my dossier, UNKNOWN

steve weiberg, writer at KCMO public library:  mu grad but lives in kc. might be prone to like the cats b/c cat/tiger friendship and bond?  ON OUR SIDE

ty willingham, former coach, now works w/ First Tee:  obvs connection to tiger woods, ON OUR SIDE


5 on our sides

5 not on our sides

2 unknown


Pretty close, but hear me out:

Pat Haden - still mad about losing to us.  NOT ON OUR SIDE

Oliver Luck - ON OUR SIDE even without being blood relative to cDubya

Condi Rice - chicks like cats.  ON OUR SIDE


Revised tally:
6 ON OUR SIDES
5 NOT ON OUR SIDES
1 UNKNOWN

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« Reply #413 on: October 28, 2014, 02:35:22 PM »
I hope tom osborne calls her "sweetie" exclusively
Dr. Tom seems more like type say "Miss Rice" in a passive aggressive tone

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« Reply #414 on: October 28, 2014, 02:38:02 PM »
Tom will probably just default to "son" and "boy" and confuse everyone

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« Reply #415 on: October 28, 2014, 02:58:57 PM »
 :curse: :curse:

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« Reply #417 on: October 28, 2014, 03:13:50 PM »
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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« Reply #418 on: October 28, 2014, 03:16:51 PM »
:curse: :curse:
See my sig, doll.

probably too mesmerized by the adorable kitten in your avi

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« Reply #419 on: October 28, 2014, 03:41:10 PM »
:curse: :curse:
See my sig, doll.

probably too mesmerized by the adorable kitten in your avi

probs distracted by the dozen screaming sucklings at her job.

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« Reply #420 on: October 28, 2014, 03:43:22 PM »
These last two pages...  :lol:

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« Reply #421 on: October 28, 2014, 04:48:57 PM »
The whole Condi getting preggo is a big problem.  Half of Locketts highlights have a chance of getting her pregnant, but we need her seeing those highlights.  Pickle

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« Reply #422 on: October 28, 2014, 04:53:20 PM »
She's actually the only one on the panel I think will do a good job.

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« Reply #423 on: October 28, 2014, 04:57:28 PM »
Tom will disagree.  I mean, I bet she doesn't bring him one cup of coffee regardless of the amt of times he recommends, "why don't you get me and the guys a cup of coffee while we figure this out?"

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Re: RANKINGS...
« Reply #424 on: October 28, 2014, 06:27:41 PM »
eff, this thread has been a treasure.