Author Topic: What Are You Are Going To Do To Miami Fans In Manhattan (Read 9218 times)

steve dave · « **on:** July 17, 2012, 03:46:50 PM »

I'm going to walk up to the first Miami fan I see and draw a line in the dirt in front of him and tell him that if he wants some then he can just cross that line and he's got some. Then, when he crosses the line, I'm going to spray him in the face with pepper spray and steal his wallet.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:56:31 PM »

extend my hand and say "Welcome to the Little Apple!"...then yank my hand back and run it through my hair behind my ear and walk away.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:58:21 PM »

throw my spit cup on one of them. i did this to some iowa state family last year. was pretty lol.

slobber · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2012, 03:59:23 PM »

I am going to say, "Hey, there is somebody you have to meet!" Then, I am going to take him with me to find SD and hope that SD hasn't seen any other Miami fans to that point. Hilarity will ensue and I will take pictures and post them on goEMAW with SD's face blurred out.

Houstoncat93 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:07:26 PM »

There were barely any Miami fans in Miami......the chances of running into one in Manhattan has to be near zero

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Houstoncat93 on July 17, 2012, 04:07:26 PM

There were barely any Miami fans in Miami......the chances of running into one in Manhattan has to be near zero

They have a nation-wide fanbase that adds up to a pretty large size, but they are small in any one geographic location, including Miami. There will be a handful of Miami jerseys (covered in blood if steve dave finds them) in the seats.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:15:10 PM »

If I FedEx a shoe, would one of you be kind enough to throw it at one of them on gameday? Preferably the face and like pretty rough ridin' hard. Warning: might have been used to step in poo before sending, so, you know, watch out. TIA.

ELL3 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:18:37 PM »

am guessing only 250 actually make the trip
there will be some pretend cane fans making the trek from Wichita and KC
Betcha 2/3 of the KSU fans can not name the current Miami coach

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:19:32 PM »

I plan on treating all cars with Florida tags like a cop car at an occupy rally so any K-State fans from Florida had best remove their tags before they go into the game.

Cire · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:22:35 PM »

take their hats off and bend the bills

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM »

Quote from: Cire on July 17, 2012, 04:22:35 PM

take their hats off and bend the bills

You should rip the sticker off too, while you're at it.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:29:17 PM »

Duh. Same thing I do to all opposing fans and players. Red hot pennies.

stupid question

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 17, 2012, 04:29:17 PM

Duh. Same thing I do to all opposing fans and players. Red hot pennies.

stupid question

Hey Limestone, what's a red hot penny?

the KHAN! · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:50:37 PM »

Is it like the ol' spicy key chain?

MadCat · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:06:41 PM »

Congratulate them on the Heat's championship.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:08:34 PM »

I'm going to invite them to a rap battle and salsa dancing contest

AngelsGreenCard · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:19:16 PM »

Quote from: ELL3 on July 17, 2012, 04:18:37 PM

am guessing only 250 actually make the trip
there will be some pretend cane fans making the trek from Wichita and KC
Betcha 2/3 of the KSU fans can not name the current Miami coach

Lane Kiffin?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:20:20 PM »

Call the RCPD and say I saw them selling cocaine.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:29:55 PM »

hack their cell phones

DQ12 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:45:52 PM »

I'm going to key any car with a MS, FL, AL or GA license plate.

Plus if I see any youngsters with their parents I'm going to yell a bunch of curse words and make things really awkward for them.

KITNfury · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:51:11 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 17, 2012, 05:20:20 PM

Call the RCPD and say I saw them selling cocaine.

Buy drugs from them before this narc drops the dime on my good time.

pissclams · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2012, 06:53:32 PM »

my buddy works at an meat packing plant in garden city (sp?) and i've had him saving a bunch of dead cow fetus stuff for like 3 months, i have it in a giant bag in my backyard in the sun just cookin away with some maggots.

i'm going to put the giant bag of corpse/juice/fetuses into a net and hook it up to a helicopter, and hover over the Miami pep rally/tailgate in the helicopter until just the right time (we'll all know when that is) and then i'm going to drop the dead cow corpses and bodily fluids/maggots right onto the "meat" of their tailgate and hopefully over all of their fans. right now i have 500 gallons of corpses/fetuses and maggots/juices.

sorry if you have to sit next to any of them at bsfs but hey i didn't ask you to sit next to any of them so it's not my fault, go cats. this will be really gross, steer (lol) clear.

do not link this to the miami board.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:06:47 PM »

I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?

Frankenklein · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:12:32 PM »

Pissclams I just read your post. Please don`t drop that bag of rotten fetus stuff on my fake Miami pep rally it might eff up my P.A. system.Your more than welcome to bring some of it to the viaduct and drop it on em.

SdK · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:54:34 PM »

Take my talents to their lady's south beaches.

Take my talents down south on their beaches.