Author Topic: What Are You Are Going To Do To Miami Fans In Manhattan (Read 9217 times)

Frankenklein · « **Reply #50 on:** July 18, 2012, 02:12:30 PM »

They say their mascot is an Ibis pfft. Looks like a duck to me and this is what I`m gonna do to that duck

Catchacold · « **Reply #51 on:** July 18, 2012, 02:17:34 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 17, 2012, 06:53:32 PM

my buddy works at an meat packing plant in garden city (sp?) and i've had him saving a bunch of dead cow fetus stuff for like 3 months, i have it in a giant bag in my backyard in the sun just cookin away with some maggots.

i'm going to put the giant bag of corpse/juice/fetuses into a net and hook it up to a helicopter, and hover over the Miami pep rally/tailgate in the helicopter until just the right time (we'll all know when that is) and then i'm going to drop the dead cow corpses and bodily fluids/maggots right onto the "meat" of their tailgate and hopefully over all of their fans. right now i have 500 gallons of corpses/fetuses and maggots/juices.

sorry if you have to sit next to any of them at bsfs but hey i didn't ask you to sit next to any of them so it's not my fault, go cats. this will be really gross, steer (lol) clear.

do not link this to the miami board.

hmm, renting a helicopter seems like it would be a lot of work just to annoy some miami fans.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #52 on:** July 18, 2012, 02:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Catchacold on July 18, 2012, 02:17:34 PM

Quote from: pissclams on July 17, 2012, 06:53:32 PM
my buddy works at an meat packing plant in garden city (sp?) and i've had him saving a bunch of dead cow fetus stuff for like 3 months, i have it in a giant bag in my backyard in the sun just cookin away with some maggots.

i'm going to put the giant bag of corpse/juice/fetuses into a net and hook it up to a helicopter, and hover over the Miami pep rally/tailgate in the helicopter until just the right time (we'll all know when that is) and then i'm going to drop the dead cow corpses and bodily fluids/maggots right onto the "meat" of their tailgate and hopefully over all of their fans. right now i have 500 gallons of corpses/fetuses and maggots/juices.

sorry if you have to sit next to any of them at bsfs but hey i didn't ask you to sit next to any of them so it's not my fault, go cats. this will be really gross, steer (lol) clear.

do not link this to the miami board.

hmm, renting a helicopter seems like it would be a lot of work just to annoy some miami fans.

clams protects the house, bruh.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #53 on:** July 18, 2012, 02:32:46 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 18, 2012, 01:40:58 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 18, 2012, 01:36:13 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 18, 2012, 01:30:06 PM
Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.

Those people won't give a eff if they get beer on their shirts. They'll happily dump beers all over themselves. Have seen with mine own eyes.

Yeah, and their "women" love that crap. It's like the more ignorant, racist, and Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) they act, the more attractive they are to their potential mates.

In that case I'll follow it up with a "hey sorry guys, no hard feelings" (picks up football) "Hey, go long!" And then I'll watch those dumb dumbs go long for a pass that will never come.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #54 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:58:59 PM »

I'm going to invite them to a party at my friend BTK aka The Real KKK's house. I'll tell them his bathroom is really nice and they should be sure to use it while they're there.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #55 on:** July 20, 2012, 11:41:36 AM »

Hearing rumors of a rather large contingent of Miami Fans/Unemployed Pot Smoking slackers from Cimarron making the trip up to Manhattan to support The U!!

puniraptor · « **Reply #56 on:** July 20, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »

Oh man I just saw a guy wearing a canes shirt and didn't do crap. I just realized he must have a miami fan. I thought he just loved old people or something. Now I really regret not going out of my way to be mean to him.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #57 on:** July 20, 2012, 02:18:00 PM »

I'm going to boo loudly in the general direction of anyone I see wearing orange and green. I might even

in their direction as well if I get PAK'd enough.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #58 on:** July 20, 2012, 02:21:07 PM »

Well because of 11AM gametime I've decided to cook up some flap jacks and offer them a red beer. "Put 'er there Canes!" [/offers friendship handshake]

scottwildcat · « **Reply #59 on:** July 20, 2012, 02:22:03 PM »

i'm going to yawn and flip them off as they come out for warmups at 9:58a...smh

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #60 on:** July 20, 2012, 02:32:45 PM »

I probably won't have time to say anything because I will be pulling into the parking lot 10 min before kickoff since my father-in-law decided to stop at the rest stop west of Topeka to drop a deuce.

'taterblast · « **Reply #61 on:** July 20, 2012, 03:21:48 PM »

i probably won't pay any attention to them because i will be debating inside my head whether or not i should bring my jacket with me, because ya know, it's kind of chilly right now but what if it ends up warming up a lot once the morning is gone and i really don't want to have to deal with a rough ridin' jacket if it's not chilly anymore.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #62 on:** July 20, 2012, 03:29:28 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on July 20, 2012, 03:21:48 PM

i probably won't pay any attention to them because i will be debating inside my head whether or not i should bring my jacket with me, because ya know, it's kind of chilly right now but what if it ends up warming up a lot once the morning is gone and i really don't want to have to deal with a rough ridin' jacket if it's not chilly anymore.

Rumors of a coat check in Phase 2 of stadium expansion.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #63 on:** July 20, 2012, 04:10:23 PM »

Lmao, Miami women are so ugly.

slobber · « **Reply #64 on:** July 20, 2012, 11:15:00 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 20, 2012, 04:10:23 PM

Lmao, Miami women are so ugly.

and redneckie. Every frickin' Miami fan at the Miami game last year was like "Miami Deliverance University Football Rules!" (I don't even know wtf that means, but it surely means something like the Miami fans were really redneckie and stuff.)

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #65 on:** July 20, 2012, 11:25:29 PM »

im going to literally castrate one of them and make their mother watch.
it will be magical

Bloodfart · « **Reply #66 on:** July 20, 2012, 11:57:12 PM »

I'll invite some roudy roudy canes fans to my humble tailgate party. Then mash their balls an fingers in my tailgate.

Fedor · « **Reply #67 on:** July 21, 2012, 08:51:33 AM »

Break their fingers by punching them in the nose.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #68 on:** July 22, 2012, 05:43:09 PM »

I decided to stop drawing dicks on opponents and put some effort into my art. Here is my attempt.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #69 on:** July 22, 2012, 06:09:18 PM »

Lifelike pic

CanConfirm · « **Reply #70 on:** July 22, 2012, 06:49:38 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on July 22, 2012, 05:43:09 PM

A little progressive for my taste, but every Monet needs a Gauguin to keep pushing the art world forward, right?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #71 on:** July 22, 2012, 07:26:01 PM »

Oh man, this season!

Shacks · « **Reply #72 on:** July 22, 2012, 11:45:54 PM »

Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #73 on:** July 22, 2012, 11:58:48 PM »

Quote from: Shacks on July 22, 2012, 11:45:54 PM

Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?

'taterblast · « **Reply #74 on:** July 23, 2012, 11:26:38 AM »

Quote from: Shacks on July 22, 2012, 11:45:54 PM

Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?