Author Topic: What Are You Are Going To Do To Miami Fans In Manhattan (Read 9216 times)

Trim · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:55:49 PM »

Network.

ednksu · « **Reply #26 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:57:56 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 17, 2012, 07:06:47 PM

I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?

sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........

That_Guy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:03:12 PM »

Kick them in the nuts then punch them in the face. Then spit on them.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #28 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:25:17 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on July 17, 2012, 07:57:56 PM

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 17, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........

If you mean homosexual rape of a GANG of Miami fans I guess I`ve outed myself but If you mean getting raped by a GANG of homosexual Miami fans I ain`t into that crap

p1k3 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:49:00 PM »

lmao there wont be any Miami fans

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #30 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:29:04 PM »

Quote from: p1k3 on July 17, 2012, 08:49:00 PM

lmao there wont be any Miami fans

Not after we are done with them
:throatslashgesture:

bigwilliestyle1407 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:32:30 PM »

Two chicks at one time.

thewildcat · « **Reply #32 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:54:03 PM »

I will not say hello to them

eastcat · « **Reply #33 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:36:25 PM »

be obnoxiously intoxicated before strolling into my ICAT seats on the 50 yard line and yell

"HEY, AREN'T YOU GUYS GOING TO JAIL OR SOMETHING!"

The from my great 50 yard line seats I will yell

"HEY AL GOLDEN, TEMPLE BECAME A BCS SCHOOL WHEN THEY REALIZED YOU LEFT" as Meshak williams and arthur brown tag team their backfield.

ksu101 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:48:28 PM »

I will keep my distance in case they try to eat my face. naked.

MadCat · « **Reply #35 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:59:38 PM »

Hide the bath salts.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:12:39 PM »

Do exactly what they did to me. Whiz a football by their head, point, and scream: "YOU KNOW WHY"!

felix rex · « **Reply #37 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:02:36 AM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 17, 2012, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: ednksu on July 17, 2012, 07:57:56 PM
Quote from: Frankenklein on July 17, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........
If you mean homosexual rape of a GANG of Miami fans I guess I`ve outed myself but If you mean getting raped by a GANG of homosexual Miami fans I ain`t into that crap

Good. Because that would be weird.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #38 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:05:19 AM »

Offer to buy their condos for 15 cents on the dollar.

jc_jax · « **Reply #39 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:18:47 AM »

Frankenklein reminds me of

steve dave · « **Reply #40 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:41:57 AM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 17, 2012, 08:25:17 PM

Quote from: ednksu on July 17, 2012, 07:57:56 PM
Quote from: Frankenklein on July 17, 2012, 07:06:47 PM
I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........
If you mean homosexual rape of a GANG of Miami fans I guess I`ve outed myself but If you mean getting raped by a GANG of homosexual Miami fans I ain`t into that crap

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #41 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:23:59 AM »

One thing you bad people should know: when the Miami team arrives at the stadium, they stay on the bus a bit and get all crazy and rock it back and forth. They really get that thing going. I think it's a tradition (lol, like Miami has any tradition

) for the fans to gather to watch that. So anyway that could be a good time to do something. What exactly, I don't know.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #42 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:26:05 AM »

I'm going to warn them about the looming "spirder" infestation and then walk away cautiously flinching at every step.

detch23 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:33:27 AM »

Quote from: Sundance_Kid on July 17, 2012, 07:54:34 PM

Take my talents to their lady's south beaches.

Take my talents down south on their beaches.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #44 on:** July 18, 2012, 11:07:37 AM »

I put a lot of thought into this one. I really like the OP's line/pepper spray combo.

My plan is two fold. First, I'm currently designing special pants with a well placed rip that allow my balls to cascade through. These will most likely be late 80s stonewash Guess jeans to A) accentuate my cheeks and B) proliferate the clash between balls/denim jeans. Second, I'm going to initiate normal conversations with every Hurricocaine fan I come across. Nothing is more funny to me then having a normal conversation about the game with my nuts hanging out.

Final phase in the plan...bang a soutch beach plumper.

CNS · « **Reply #45 on:** July 18, 2012, 12:30:20 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 17, 2012, 05:08:34 PM

I'm going to invite them to a rap battle and salsa dancing contest

You may be getting in over your head.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #46 on:** July 18, 2012, 01:30:06 PM »

Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #47 on:** July 18, 2012, 01:36:13 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 18, 2012, 01:30:06 PM

Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.

Those people won't give a eff if they get beer on their shirts. They'll happily dump beers all over themselves. Have seen with mine own eyes.

steve dave · « **Reply #48 on:** July 18, 2012, 01:40:06 PM »

another strategy that I've used before is to walk up like I'm going to have a friendly talk with them about their team. then, when we start talking, I tell them that their team is sucky and will probably lose. no big whoop, right? wrong. because I follow up that part with telling them I'm going to stab them with a knife.

CNS · « **Reply #49 on:** July 18, 2012, 01:40:58 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 18, 2012, 01:36:13 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 18, 2012, 01:30:06 PM
Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.

Those people won't give a eff if they get beer on their shirts. They'll happily dump beers all over themselves. Have seen with mine own eyes.

Yeah, and their "women" love that crap. It's like the more ignorant, racist, and Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) they act, the more attractive they are to their potential mates.