You're kind of sick, Bread.
Me really drunk is a major double-edged sword for all involved. I can be pretty hilarious, charismatic, life of the party, etc. However there always exists the possibility for great destruction and/or despicable acts of a juvenile nature. At least that was the case in days gone by. I've evolved since then. Unfortunately, many of the people I hung out with loved the hell out of both aspects and often delighted in my being a lumbering drunken man-baby as long as it wasn't directed at them. If anything it was, at least implicitly, encouraged. Even now, when we get together one of the favorite topics is Mr Bread stories. I led a very charmed drunk life. It is a near miracle I managed to stumble through it without out ruining my life in some manner or another.
As far as me being sick, yeah probably. If I'm doing all that stuff drunk, then it's in there somewhere.