What the eff have you people done with this once perfectly good thread?
Bat stories gone wrong? I dueled mine bare-handed as God intended (and thread rules require), then I went on an existential introspection tangent. Which is as we all know where any bat story worth its salt ends up.
you probably have rabies
if he has rabies i don't think i could take him. too unpredictable and dangerous/don't want rabies.
Early-stage symptoms of rabies are malaise, headache and fever, progressing to acute pain, violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, depression, and hydrophobia. Finally, the patient may experience periods of mania and lethargy, eventually leading to coma. The primary cause of death is usually respiratory insufficiency.
If I'm late stage, which it seems like I must be, sounds like you've got me cold. asava-1 / rabid Mr Bread-0
Also, I've never bitten anyone in a fight, so pretty low risk of transmission unless you're prone to biting.