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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #300 on: August 01, 2012, 11:50:37 AM »
What the eff have you people done with this once perfectly good thread?
I think Mr. Bread has outed himself as an animal and everyone is now sizing up whether or not they could take him.

If he is made of bread, I could take him. no questions.

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« Reply #301 on: August 01, 2012, 11:53:46 AM »
What the eff have you people done with this once perfectly good thread?

Bat stories gone wrong?  I dueled mine bare-handed as God intended (and thread rules require), then I went on an existential introspection tangent.  Which is as we all know where any bat story worth its salt ends up. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #302 on: August 01, 2012, 12:00:14 PM »
What the eff have you people done with this once perfectly good thread?

Bat stories gone wrong?  I dueled mine bare-handed as God intended (and thread rules require), then I went on an existential introspection tangent.  Which is as we all know where any bat story worth its salt ends up.

you probably have rabies

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #303 on: August 01, 2012, 12:15:00 PM »
What the eff have you people done with this once perfectly good thread?

Bat stories gone wrong?  I dueled mine bare-handed as God intended (and thread rules require), then I went on an existential introspection tangent.  Which is as we all know where any bat story worth its salt ends up.

you probably have rabies

if he has rabies i don't think i could take him. too unpredictable and dangerous/don't want rabies.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #304 on: August 01, 2012, 12:19:00 PM »
What the eff have you people done with this once perfectly good thread?

Bat stories gone wrong?  I dueled mine bare-handed as God intended (and thread rules require), then I went on an existential introspection tangent.  Which is as we all know where any bat story worth its salt ends up.

you probably have rabies

if he has rabies i don't think i could take him. too unpredictable and dangerous/don't want rabies.

Early-stage symptoms of rabies are malaise, headache and fever, progressing to acute pain, violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, depression, and hydrophobia.  Finally, the patient may experience periods of mania and lethargy, eventually leading to coma. The primary cause of death is usually respiratory insufficiency.

If I'm late stage, which it seems like I must be, sounds like you've got me cold.  asava-1 / rabid Mr Bread-0

Also, I've never bitten anyone in a fight, so pretty low risk of transmission unless you're prone to biting.
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #305 on: August 01, 2012, 12:26:37 PM »
if we can stipulate to no biting then i'm game.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #306 on: August 01, 2012, 01:30:23 PM »
Late 80's and early 90's cartoons have made me think long and hard about this question. I'm definitely not challenging any turtles, rats or ducks.

I would like to take on a Chupacabra, though. It would be nice to avenge some meatgoats.


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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #308 on: March 20, 2013, 04:26:11 PM »
Have sloths been mentioned? I could take a sloth.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #309 on: March 20, 2013, 04:40:25 PM »
Have sloths been mentioned? I could take a sloth.

don't sloths have super strength?

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #310 on: March 20, 2013, 04:42:57 PM »
Have sloths been mentioned? I could take a sloth.

don't sloths have super strength?

I bet they could take a heck of a punch, too. They would probably just wear you down and then rip your throat out in slow motion.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #312 on: March 20, 2013, 04:45:40 PM »
Have sloths been mentioned? I could take a sloth.

don't sloths have super strength?

I bet they could take a heck of a punch, too. They would probably just wear you down and then rip your throat out in slow motion.

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worst death ever. just sitting there thinking about dying for 10-15 minutes while a sloth begins his swipe. 

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #313 on: February 23, 2015, 06:20:31 PM »
I've been thinking about the man vs cow debate ITT and I think I have the answer.  Most cows are scared to death of humans and even if it was tame all you would have to do is jump around and make loud noises till it got excited.  My strategy is chase that rough rider around until it over heated and died.  Boom case closed man is victorious again.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #314 on: February 24, 2015, 08:25:57 AM »
Nigel Johnson was cramping and throwing up after running for 28 minutes in a ~two hour span.  WTF are you gonna do with a cow?   :Carl:

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #315 on: February 24, 2015, 09:44:09 AM »
I've been thinking about the man vs cow debate ITT and I think I have the answer.  Most cows are scared to death of humans and even if it was tame all you would have to do is jump around and make loud noises till it got excited.  My strategy is chase that rough rider around until it over heated and died.  Boom case closed man is victorious again.

have you ever even seen a cow in real life?

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #316 on: February 24, 2015, 10:03:55 AM »
a giraffe.  :lol:

man was I ever naive.


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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #317 on: February 24, 2015, 10:17:34 AM »
this thread was a joy

now that i have a pitbull i would say the ultimate attack method would be ear scratches leading to tummy rubs


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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #319 on: September 03, 2016, 02:39:01 AM »
anything "prefecture" instantly sounds cool

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #320 on: September 03, 2016, 02:39:51 AM »
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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #321 on: August 07, 2019, 09:09:17 AM »
Dlew just up and stole asavas thread idea.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #322 on: August 23, 2019, 09:11:27 AM »
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