What about an orangutan? Anyone think they can take one of them on? Oh yeah, not just any old orangutan, but one like Clyde that has been trained to throw viscous right jabs whenever somebody says, "Right turn, Clyde." In fact, it has to be Clyde. Does anyone think they can beat Clyde the orangutan?
Edit, SD already chickened out on Clyde. (He weighs more than 20 lbs.)