Author Topic: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread (Read 40366 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #225 on:** July 13, 2012, 01:45:48 PM »

knock knock
who's there
rick daris
oh hey rick, what happened to the cow that used to live with you
i killed it with my bare hands
oh, ok. come one in it's good to see you again. it's been a while.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #226 on:** July 13, 2012, 01:51:32 PM »

Aw c'mon

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #227 on:** July 13, 2012, 01:52:51 PM »

rick killed his wife

and let a friend call her a cow

what an bad person

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #228 on:** July 13, 2012, 01:53:32 PM »

BeanTownKraig?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #229 on:** July 13, 2012, 01:54:50 PM »

Quote from: Craigslist Killer Kat ("creepy" or "polish") on July 13, 2012, 01:51:32 PM

Aw c'mon

mods, please change Craigslist Killer Kat to Kraigslist Killer Kat so that it can be shortened to KKK if someones wants to when referring to him or responding or anything down the road.

DQ12 · « **Reply #230 on:** July 13, 2012, 01:55:41 PM »

i love how people are just bullying around btk.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #231 on:** July 13, 2012, 02:01:35 PM »

Yeah, I'm like, super thrilled about it.

<---- BTC aka BTK, CKK("C"or"P"), KKK

8manpick · « **Reply #232 on:** July 13, 2012, 02:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 13, 2012, 01:55:41 PM

i love how people are just bullying around btk.

He was such a promising young poster, just getting in to his groove. Probably better just start over with a new screenname KKK.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #233 on:** July 13, 2012, 02:05:20 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 13, 2012, 02:03:43 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 13, 2012, 01:55:41 PM

i love how people are just bullying around btk.

He was such a promising young poster, just getting in to his groove. Probably better just start over with a new screenname KKK.

Yeah, wouldn't want to get confused with Kat Kid's Kid (KKK).

DQ12 · « **Reply #234 on:** July 13, 2012, 02:05:58 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 13, 2012, 02:03:43 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 13, 2012, 01:55:41 PM

i love how people are just bullying around btk.

He was such a promising young poster, just getting in to his groove. Probably better just start over with a new screenname KKK.

yeah, he's getting pretty good actually.

take your lumps, KKK!

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #235 on:** July 13, 2012, 02:06:08 PM »

pfffftt.. daris I would watch your back at the next trivia night

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #236 on:** July 13, 2012, 02:13:52 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 13, 2012, 02:06:08 PM

pfffftt.. daris I would watch your back at the next trivia night

Yeah, there could be a lynching if he's not careful.

Scary Smart · « **Reply #237 on:** July 15, 2012, 12:29:57 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 07:52:01 AM

that's it. i'm putting an end to this talk over the weekend. will report back.

So wait, did you actually kill a cow this weekend? :tappingfootguy:

8manpick · « **Reply #238 on:** July 15, 2012, 12:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 13, 2012, 02:13:52 PM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 13, 2012, 02:06:08 PM
pfffftt.. daris I would watch your back at the next trivia night

Yeah, there could be a lynching if he's not careful.

That's an interesting choice of words

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Trim · « **Reply #239 on:** July 15, 2012, 12:39:56 PM »

Quote from: Scary Smart on July 15, 2012, 12:29:57 PM

Quote from: rick daris on July 13, 2012, 07:52:01 AM
that's it. i'm putting an end to this talk over the weekend. will report back.

So wait, did you actually kill a cow this weekend? :tappingfootguy:

Well, the cow hasn't posted yet...

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #240 on:** July 15, 2012, 12:54:39 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 15, 2012, 12:33:37 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 13, 2012, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 13, 2012, 02:06:08 PM
pfffftt.. daris I would watch your back at the next trivia night

Yeah, there could be a lynching if he's not careful.

That's an interesting choice of words

If it was intentional, it was an amazing post.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #241 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:01:25 PM »

well, well, well...it's Sunday afternoon and looks who's still in good enough health to post? not the cow, I promise you that. somebody go ahead and delete his account for him, assuming he had one anyway. he won't be needing it. ever.

kim carnes · « **Reply #242 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:06:15 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 15, 2012, 01:01:25 PM

well, well, well...it's Sunday afternoon and looks who's still in good enough health to post? not the cow, I promise you that. somebody go ahead and delete his account for him, assuming he had one anyway. he won't be needing it. ever.

post vid asap

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #243 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:08:56 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 15, 2012, 01:01:25 PM

well, well, well...it's Sunday afternoon and looks who's still in good enough health to post? not the cow, I promise you that. somebody go ahead and delete his account for him, assuming he had one anyway. he won't be needing it. ever.

I assume you're selling the meat? I'd love some ribeye. I'll buy it from you as soon as you get it butchered, which I assume will be early this week.

kim carnes · « **Reply #244 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:14:29 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 15, 2012, 01:08:56 PM

Quote from: rick daris on July 15, 2012, 01:01:25 PM
well, well, well...it's Sunday afternoon and looks who's still in good enough health to post? not the cow, I promise you that. somebody go ahead and delete his account for him, assuming he had one anyway. he won't be needing it. ever.

I assume you're selling the meat? I'd love some ribeye. I'll buy it from you as soon as you get it butchered, which I assume will be early this week.

the meat ought to be pretty tender after the beatdown that daris issued

DQ12 · « **Reply #245 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:56:15 PM »

i take back the giraffe thing. they're bigger than i gave them credit for.

8manpick · « **Reply #246 on:** July 15, 2012, 01:57:23 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 15, 2012, 12:54:39 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on July 15, 2012, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 13, 2012, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 13, 2012, 02:06:08 PM
pfffftt.. daris I would watch your back at the next trivia night

Yeah, there could be a lynching if he's not careful.

That's an interesting choice of words

If it was intentional, it was an amazing post.

kim carnes · « **Reply #247 on:** July 15, 2012, 02:32:56 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 15, 2012, 01:56:15 PM

i take back the giraffe thing. they're bigger than i gave them credit for.

did you take a trip to the sunset zoo?

DQ12 · « **Reply #248 on:** July 15, 2012, 02:33:50 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 15, 2012, 02:32:56 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 15, 2012, 01:56:15 PM
i take back the giraffe thing. they're bigger than i gave them credit for.

did you take a trip to the sunset zoo?

no

Frankenklein · « **Reply #249 on:** July 15, 2012, 03:34:41 PM »

Something killed one of my little chickens last Wed. night so Thur. I did a stakeout and caught the culprit,the smallest possum I`ve ever seen, about the size of a beer can. Wasn`t much of a fight because he kept doing that playing dead thing which really thwarted my killer instinct.After about 15 minutes of that I decided to haul his ass to the animal shelter but was too drunk and couldn`t get the after hours drop box open.He was still playing dead so I just pinned him down with the windshield wiper on the animal warden truck like a parking ticket.I watched him for a few minutes and he just kept on playing dead so I left.