OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread

[Rage Against the McKee]

No way in hell i could take on an alligator turtle.

I accidentally killed a snapping turtle once.  I was on a riding lawnmower.  The grass was deep.  Probabaly a disqualification on me though.

If the turtle was given a riding lawnmower then it would be considered a legit victory.  In this case, no.

I could beat the turtle if I had a metal rod. I would also gladly give the turtle its own metal rod if that legitimized the victory.

[michigancat]

Man v. cat?  Pinky makes me think I don't want any part of that.   

man, the early days of youtube were so great.

[bubbles4ksu]

guys. i was wrong. i thought that grey wolves were like 65-70lbs max. they are 100lbs and could kill me.

i could still kill a 65lb dog.

[michigancat]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

[slobber]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

[_33]

I think I could take any monkey except maybe a gorilla. Since they stand like a human you could kick them in the balls super easy.

[slobber]

I think I could take any monkey except maybe a gorilla. Since they stand like a human you could kick them in the balls super easy.

Is Sasquatch a monkey? If so, you ain't taking him out.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I could probably take down a horse with my bare hands, definitely if you gave us both a weapon/lawn mower. As long as that rough rider can't gallop away I'm walking away on top.

[CNS]

BTK spelling out his next attack.

Watch out prison horses.

[michigancat]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

I would not fight that duo. There is actually a guy who hangs out by my work who walks his pitbull off a leash during lunchtime (and everyone just says "oh, what's your dog's name???).  rough ridin' San Francisco.

[_33]

I could probably take down a horse with my bare hands, definitely if you gave us both a weapon/lawn mower. As long as that rough rider can't gallop away I'm walking away on top.

Horses are terrifying. It would bite both your ears off.

[slobber]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

I would not fight that duo. There is actually a guy who hangs out by my work who walks his pitbull off a leash during lunchtime (and everyone just says "oh, what's your dog's name???).  rough ridin' San Francisco.

I need to rephrase the question. If you thought you could take out the pitbull, how would you do it?

[michigancat]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

I would not fight that duo. There is actually a guy who hangs out by my work who walks his pitbull off a leash during lunchtime (and everyone just says "oh, what's your dog's name???).  rough ridin' San Francisco.

I need to rephrase the question. If you thought you could take out the pitbull, how would you do it?

I would go on top of my roof at work and try to drop something heavy, like a piano, on its skull.

[0.42]

i would destroy the crap out of a nutria

[puniraptor]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

I would not fight that duo. There is actually a guy who hangs out by my work who walks his pitbull off a leash during lunchtime (and everyone just says "oh, what's your dog's name???).  rough ridin' San Francisco.

I need to rephrase the question. If you thought you could take out the pitbull, how would you do it?

pitbull reaches out his hand and the I grabs it and rips it off swallowing it with one bite.  pitbull screams and starts to run but slips on his own blood and falls to the ground.  I, being hungry for more pitbull flesh, grabs pitbull by the throat and tears it out finally stiffling his girl like screams.  TKO in 13 seconds.

[sonofdaxjones]

Moles, just give me a spike or something and I can take them.

[steve dave]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

I would not fight that duo. There is actually a guy who hangs out by my work who walks his pitbull off a leash during lunchtime (and everyone just says "oh, what's your dog's name???).  rough ridin' San Francisco.

I need to rephrase the question. If you thought you could take out the pitbull, how would you do it?

pitbull reaches out his hand and the I grabs it and rips it off swallowing it with one bite.  pitbull screams and starts to run but slips on his own blood and falls to the ground.  I, being hungry for more pitbull flesh, grabs pitbull by the throat and tears it out finally stiffling his girl like screams.  TKO in 13 seconds.

 

[steve dave]

a lot of tough wannabes in this thread who have never faced actual combat in the ring.  sad. 

[Lefty]

what if you had incentive behind your motives? not just trying to win a fight. what if the animal spit on your girlfriend in line at a concert or at a ballgame while wearing a Nebraska tshirt?

[steve dave]

what if you had incentive behind your motives? not just trying to win a fight. what if the animal spit on your girlfriend in line at a concert or at a ballgame while wearing a Nebraska tshirt?

it's a fight to the death.  if you need additional incentive this isn't the sport for you. 

[Lefty]

what if you had incentive behind your motives? not just trying to win a fight. what if the animal spit on your girlfriend in line at a concert or at a ballgame while wearing a Nebraska tshirt?

it's a fight to the death.  if you need additional incentive this isn't the sport for you.

I was imagining a pay per view event and possibly being referreed.

[Mr Bread]

naked mole rats share a hive mind and are immune to cancer and look like penises so I think they would be pretty tough to fight.

Homophobia on your part?

[asava]

I would love to fight owners of dogs off their leash. I think if I took out an unsuspecting owner their dumbass dogs wouldn't know what to do and I could then easily take care of the dog if it wasn't too big.

What if the unsuspecting dog was a pitbull? HOW would you take it out?

I would not fight that duo. There is actually a guy who hangs out by my work who walks his pitbull off a leash during lunchtime (and everyone just says "oh, what's your dog's name???).  rough ridin' San Francisco.

I need to rephrase the question. If you thought you could take out the pitbull, how would you do it?

I would go on top of my roof at work and try to drop something heavy, like a piano, on its skull.

Michigancat the Wile E Coyote of goEMAW.com

[Stevesie60]

None of you idiots could kill more than one crow. After you kill one, the rest find out, communicate to each other what you look like (seriously, look it up) and then attack you for the rest of your life. If you lose and eyeball or two from them pecking it out, you think you're going to stand a chance? Good grief.

[DQ12]

i could kill one goose.  one.  maybe two, but they have to come at me one at a time.  2 v 1 is no fair when you're fighting a goose.