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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2012, 12:30:37 PM »
that gibbon is going to take that axe from your first thing and then you've got an axe wielding gibbon on your hands

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« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2012, 12:31:59 PM »
i could kill a wolf with my bare hands.

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« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2012, 12:32:28 PM »
i could kill a wolf with my bare hands.

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« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2012, 12:32:54 PM »
i could kill a wolf with my bare hands.

like, maybe a tiny baby diseased wolf with no axe.  MAYBE.

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« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2012, 12:35:06 PM »
Are we assuming knowledge of and motivation to win the fight on the part of the animal?  I mean the animal you're going to fight knows it's in a fight with you and wants to win at all costs?  Because if not, then pretty much all (flying) bird fights would me draws.  They would just be like, "eff this, I'm leaving."  Or is that like a tap out?   We need parameters.  If I make a monkey run away from me, do I win? 
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« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2012, 12:35:43 PM »
i could kill a wolf with my bare hands.

like, maybe a tiny baby diseased wolf with no axe.  MAYBE.
Plus, you'd have to have broken medicine bottles taped to your hands. Still, MAYBE.

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« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2012, 12:36:30 PM »
how many meerkats to take you?  probably about 100.  they are fast and will kill a cobra or scorpion but they are just so little.  little pointy needle teeth though.  you'd have to kill about 20 right away or the needle teeth bites will start to add up and they will gain the upper hand.  aim your kicks so you catch a few at a time. 

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« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2012, 12:36:56 PM »
Are we assuming knowledge of and motivation to win the fight on the part of the animal?  I mean the animal you're going to fight knows it's in a fight with you and wants to win at all costs?  Because if not, then pretty much all (flying) bird fights would me draws.  They would just be like, "eff this, I'm leaving."  Or is that like a tap out?   We need parameters.  If I make a monkey run away from me, do I win?

all animals in the scenarios know that two enter but only one leaves

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« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2012, 12:38:34 PM »
I feel like I could easily take any non venomous animals under 80 lbs one on one that aren't sea creatures in the sea.

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« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2012, 12:39:06 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2012, 12:40:16 PM »
I feel like I could easily take any non venomous animals under 80 lbs one on one that aren't sea creatures in the sea.

pffftttt, badger, wolverine, less than 80 lbs primates, THE LIST GOES ON!

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« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2012, 12:42:02 PM »
I feel like I could easily take any non venomous animals under 80 lbs one on one that aren't sea creatures in the sea.

pffftttt, badger, wolverine, less than 80 lbs primates, THE LIST GOES ON!

a golden eagle would ruin your face.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2012, 12:42:58 PM »
Would you be able to actually fight a skunk or would you have to forfeit?

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« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2012, 12:44:08 PM »
Honey-badger? How many?

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« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2012, 12:45:46 PM »
Would you be able to actually fight a skunk or would you have to forfeit?

man, venom and toxins like this are a tough call.  probably should get their own weight class. 

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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2012, 12:48:03 PM »
Badger would be no probs as long as he wasn't in a hole. I would stick out my left hand and snap my fingers and he would lunge for it then I would sweep around with my right hand and grab him in a headlock. I would grab his upper and lower jaws and rend his skull in two, a killing move I learned from King Kong when he beat T-Rex's ass.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2012, 12:48:34 PM »
A beagle.
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« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2012, 12:49:35 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2012, 12:49:43 PM »
Badger would be no probs as long as he wasn't in a hole. I would stick out my left hand and snap my fingers and he would lunge for it then I would sweep around with my right hand and grab him in a headlock. I would grab his upper and lower jaws and rend his skull in two, a killing move I learned from King Kong when he beat T-Rex's ass.

what actually happens:

puniraptor reaches out his hand and the badger grabs it and rips it off swallowing it with one bite.  puniraptor screams and starts to run but slips on his own blood and falls to the ground.  the badger, being hungry for more human flesh, grabs puniraptor by the throat and tears it out finally stiffling his girl like screams.  TKO in 13 seconds.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2012, 12:50:16 PM »
hedgehog, they are afraid of everything and can get their head stuck in toilet paper tubes/McFlurry lids. ALSO NOT VERY FAST!!

Where did you get that overnight bag?

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« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2012, 12:51:04 PM »
hedgehog, they are afraid of everything and can get their head stuck in toilet paper tubes/McFlurry lids. ALSO NOT VERY FAST!!

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« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2012, 12:51:55 PM »
hedgehog, they are afraid of everything and can get their head stuck in toilet paper tubes/McFlurry lids. ALSO NOT VERY FAST!!

i'll give you hedgehog, but what about its cousin the porcupine*



*don't know if they are actually cousins or not.

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Re: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2012, 12:52:06 PM »
With the below parameters how many of each animal do you think you could take?

Location: OOD but you are only allowed on the bball court. You will be played on the powercat and the animals will be on ALL edges of the court. No entering the stands
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« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2012, 12:52:24 PM »
any cat. the weak point is their neckmeat. Just pick them up by that and they are disabled, no matter how feral/crazy they are.
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« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2012, 12:52:51 PM »
hedgehog, they are afraid of everything and can get their head stuck in toilet paper tubes/McFlurry lids. ALSO NOT VERY FAST!!

i'll give you hedgehog, but what about its cousin the porcupine*



*don't know if they are actually cousins or not.
they aren't related and no, can't take a porcupine, would hurt so friggin bad
Where did you get that overnight bag?