Author Topic: OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread (Read 40379 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #50 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:54:14 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 11, 2012, 12:52:06 PM

With the below parameters how many of each animal do you think you could take?

Location: OOD but you are only allowed on the bball court. You will be played on the powercat and the animals will be on ALL edges of the court. No entering the stands
Weapon: 1 baseball bat(Aluminum, 32in, 27oz, -5)
Clothing: Fatty T-Shirt, Wrangler Jeans, JC Boots
Animals Mental State: They have not been fed for a week and you have raided their nest

House Cats- 50

Racoons- 5

Penguins- 100 (zero if OOD flooded)

Bald Eagles- 1

Brown Bear Cubs(4 Months)- I'd be too sad to even get to one. forfeit.

Crows- about a million

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #51 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:55:46 PM »

pretty sure I could take a slow loris too

asava · « **Reply #52 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:56:17 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 11, 2012, 12:52:06 PM

With the below parameters how many of each animal do you think you could take?

Location: OOD but you are only allowed on the bball court. You will be played on the powercat and the animals will be on ALL edges of the court. No entering the stands
Weapon: 1 baseball bat(Aluminum, 32in, 27oz, -5)
Clothing: Fatty T-Shirt, Wrangler Jeans, JC Boots
Animals Mental State: They have not been fed for a week and you have raided their nest

House Cats- 51

Racoons- 6

Penguins- 101

Bald Eagles- 0

Brown Bear Cubs(4 Months)- That's child abuse

Crows- probably like 7

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #53 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:57:01 PM »

THE MAJESTIC SUGAR GLIDER!!

Would kill thousands of these

asava · « **Reply #54 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on July 11, 2012, 12:55:46 PM

pretty sure I could take a slow loris too

Thats gotta be some sort of war crime.

slobber · « **Reply #55 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on July 11, 2012, 12:55:46 PM

pretty sure I could take a slow loris too

You are rough ridin' crazy. That dude is just licking his little brother's eyeball after he tore it out. They don't look as mean, but I think they are just like honey-badgers.

asava · « **Reply #56 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:58:05 PM »

No way in hell i could take on an alligator turtle.

ben ji · « **Reply #57 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:58:26 PM »

Alright guys the penguin question was tilted. These are actually EMPEROR PENGUINS that can reach 4 ft high and weigh up to 100lbs. There will be varying sizes from 2-4 ft and 50-100lbs

asava · « **Reply #58 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:58:54 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 11, 2012, 12:58:26 PM

Alright guys the penguin question was tilted. These are actually EMPEROR PENGUINS that can reach 4 ft high and weigh up to 100lbs. There will be varying sizes from 2-4 ft and 50-100lbs

200 then.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #59 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:59:12 PM »

squirrels? good luck, they don't trust us. Except the ones on campus that are used to people. Would be able to kill one or two before the entire population would distrust humans again for centuries.

slobber · « **Reply #60 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:00:11 PM »

There are a bunch of pussies on this thread that won't hurt a brown bear cub. Turn that into a grizzly bear cub (4 months). No tapping out because they are adorable.

steve dave · « **Reply #61 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:01:06 PM »

I guess I could accidentally snuggle one to death

slobber · « **Reply #62 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:01:20 PM »

Pitbulls. How many, and how would you go about making sure at least killed the first one?

asava · « **Reply #63 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:02:21 PM »

Quote from: dobber on July 11, 2012, 01:00:11 PM

There are a bunch of pussies on this thread that won't hurt a brown bear cub. Turn that into a grizzly bear cub (4 months). No tapping out because they are adorable.

4 month old grizzly cub. still pretty adorable.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #64 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:03:11 PM »

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2012, 12:58:05 PM

No way in hell i could take on an alligator turtle.

I accidentally killed a snapping turtle once. I was on a riding lawnmower. The grass was deep. Probabaly a disqualification on me though.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #65 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:04:11 PM »

Quote from: dobber on July 11, 2012, 01:01:20 PM

Pitbulls. How many, and how would you go about making sure at least killed the first one?

Would kill as many as possible, just to be safe

asava · « **Reply #66 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on July 11, 2012, 01:03:11 PM

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2012, 12:58:05 PM
No way in hell i could take on an alligator turtle.

I accidentally killed a snapping turtle once. I was on a riding lawnmower. The grass was deep. Probabaly a disqualification on me though.

it would be like fighting against a guy who has a full body shield and only offensive maneuver ends in you losing a finger.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #67 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:07:20 PM »

Man v. cat? Pinky makes me think I don't want any part of that.

puniraptor · « **Reply #68 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:15:09 PM »

TALK crap NOW HOMIE

I am actually getting pretty amped about this badger fight!

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #69 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:17:19 PM »

You know what your problem is? You guys are afraid to die. I'm not afraid to die wrestling a 7 foot tall bear. I won't die, but I'll tell you what I will have... A kick ass Wikipedia page.

asava · « **Reply #70 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:23:14 PM »

Quote from: BeanTownKat on July 11, 2012, 01:17:19 PM

You know what your problem is? You guys are afraid to die. I'm not afraid to die wrestling a 7 foot tall bear. I won't die, but I'll tell you what I will have... A kick ass Wikipedia page.

you'll probably die.

puniraptor · « **Reply #71 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:27:37 PM »

naked mole rats share a hive mind and are immune to cancer and look like penises so I think they would be pretty tough to fight.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #72 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:35:30 PM »

I would like to fight an anteater. rough rider can't snort me to death, I'd break his nose.

Also, any non-poisonous snake under 6 feet. After 6 feet you're probably mumped.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #73 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:36:15 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on July 11, 2012, 01:03:11 PM

Quote from: asava on July 11, 2012, 12:58:05 PM
No way in hell i could take on an alligator turtle.

I accidentally killed a snapping turtle once. I was on a riding lawnmower. The grass was deep. Probabaly a disqualification on me though.

If the turtle was given a riding lawnmower then it would be considered a legit victory. In this case, no.

pissclams · « **Reply #74 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on July 11, 2012, 12:52:24 PM

any cat. the weak point is their neckmeat. Just pick them up by that and they are disabled, no matter how feral/crazy they are.

scruff, not neckmeat