OUR FALLBACK PLAN:
3 ways to get rid of Currie:
1) some misfortune befalls him
2) he gets fired
3) he quits
#3 might actually be the easiest to facilitate. We start submitting his resume every opportunity we get. We should start with the NCAA compliance office, or whoever the eff it is that we think is going to burn down KSU for Jamar's $200 but is ok with Cam Newton. Clearly they need him. Send that rough rider in every week until he gets an offer he can't refuse. We should also nominate him for any political office that would suit his ego enough to get him to leave. Know a big donor with a major corporation? Send the resume. Know some NARCs? Send the resume. Do this enough, eventually he will go. Notice I omitted sending to to athletic departments, because after this clusterfuck, there is no way anyone will want him.