Author Topic: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys (Read 13119 times)

steve dave · « **on:** March 09, 2012, 03:04:15 PM »

urinating in public 13 times

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:05:07 PM »

i don't know about you, stevedave, but i plan on littering in people's yards. a ton.

Trim · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:05:43 PM »

Agg. Battery (with my bare hands).

DQ12 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:06:14 PM »

I'm going to barf on an elderly couple.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:06:59 PM »

scratching random sayings into people's cadillacs

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:07:39 PM »

taking the dumpster from behind rock a belly and dragging into the neighborhood 5 blocks away and tipping it over in a non-rental property's yard.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:08:17 PM »

"ding dong ditching" at every elderly townie's house that i see. at like 3am.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:08:56 PM »

theft of yard ornaments and landscaping materials

DQ12 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:09:20 PM »

Murder.

Trim · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:10:20 PM »

I want to drunkenly off-road my jeep over the piles of trash that are on the lawns.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »

taking a 5 gallon bucket of roundup and writing swear words in the nicest yards I see so when spring comes the grass doesn't grow in those spots creating brown swear words

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:12:12 PM »

breaking into a house and passing out on a couch so that I can rest during the afternoon and get back to it before evening. so, breaking and entering I guess.

'taterblast · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:12:31 PM »

i will walk in front of cars in the street even if there isn't a designed crossing walk. probly won't even wave at the person to thank them for stopping.

DQ12 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:12:39 PM »

I'm going to break into people's houses and then come out and throw up in their yard and then stay on their porch and go to sleep.

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:13:10 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:12:12 PM

breaking into a house and passing out on a couch so that I can rest during the afternoon and get back to it before evening. so, breaking and entering I guess.

SEE YOU THERE!

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:13:45 PM »

yelling swears where little kids could maybe hear them

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 09, 2012, 03:12:39 PM

I'm going to break into people's houses and then come out and throw up in their yard and then stay on their porch and go to sleep.

Don't forget to leave them an upper decker or two.

DQ12 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:15:24 PM »

I'm going to start fires.

0.42 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:15:33 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:13:45 PM

yelling swears where little kids could maybe hear them

the death penalty for this heathen!

'taterblast · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:15:59 PM »

i will crunch an empty can with my bare hand and toss it right onto the ground. probly won't even put it in the trash can later on.

'taterblast · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:16:17 PM »

rape bitches

Pete · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:16:46 PM »

I'll bet you this happens a bunch

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:16:48 PM »

taking out my wang and waiving it at people who are just minding their own business

ChiComCat · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:17:37 PM »

I am going to just stand and drink in older peoples yards with my friends.

DQ12 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:17:49 PM »

I'm going to spit in all local politicians' faces.