Author Topic: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys (Read 13118 times)

p1k3 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:36:28 PM »

On a serious note, everyone needs to film the cops with their smart phones to keep them honest. Fight tyranny with technology.

DQ12 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:37:39 PM »

Quote from: p1k3 on March 09, 2012, 03:36:28 PM

On a serious note, everyone needs to film the cops with their smart phones to keep them honest. Fight tyranny with technology.

p1k3 post

AbeFroman · « **Reply #52 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:41:12 PM »

Stealing day old bread from Jimmy Johns

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #53 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:41:58 PM »

Getting knocked up in the bathroom at Rusty's

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #54 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:42:42 PM »

Then I am going to have someone push me down the stairs at the union (later)

DQ12 · « **Reply #55 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:43:05 PM »

I'm going to steal my dad's keys and drive (solo) in his car, when my permit requires that an adult be present.

Fedor · « **Reply #56 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:44:55 PM »

Wear my hat backwards... or even sideways. But only later in the night after I am really drunk because I would never have the confidence to wear it sideways when I was sober.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #57 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:45:49 PM »

Ride a horse naked down Moro

(the horse is naked, not me)

raquetcat · « **Reply #58 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:46:58 PM »

Ride my bicycle really fast around cute old couples and yell "watch it" as I ride past

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #59 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:47:39 PM »

I'm probably going to sex up a girl and then never call her afterwords..

OK_Cat · « **Reply #60 on:** March 09, 2012, 03:54:27 PM »

after every drink that i finish, i'm going to do the "hand around the eye" thing like when the basketball players make three pointers and then throw it in an old person's bird bath from long range, probably missing but landing in their yard.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #61 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:18:16 PM »

I think fanning and EMAWgeddon have plans to hook up in the bathroom at Rusty's

Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #62 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:32:50 PM »

Arson

Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #63 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:33:29 PM »

Loitering with a chance of jaywalking

sys · « **Reply #64 on:** March 09, 2012, 04:34:54 PM »

i won't care, because it's my parent's money.

Pete · « **Reply #65 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:07:03 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on March 09, 2012, 04:18:16 PM

I think fanning and EMAWgeddon have plans to hook up in the bathroom at Rusty's

She wishes!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #66 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:11:58 PM »

Spend a bunch of cash I manufactured using my computer.

puniraptor · « **Reply #67 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:33:16 PM »

I am going to get super wasted and walk my dog without a leash!

puniraptor · « **Reply #68 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:34:29 PM »

Before that I am going to steal a dog and love it as my own. (while super wasted OBV)

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #69 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:41:59 PM »

Is starting a public orgy illegal? If not, then I have no to plans to commit any crimes.

Trim · « **Reply #70 on:** March 09, 2012, 05:46:24 PM »

Hopefully wear an allegedly illegal #fatty4ksu shirt.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #71 on:** March 09, 2012, 10:08:29 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on March 09, 2012, 03:15:59 PM

i will crunch an empty can with my bare hand and toss it right onto the ground. probly won't even put it in the trash can later on.

Quote from: emawblast on March 09, 2012, 03:16:17 PM

rape bitches

I'm sorry but this combo is still killing me!?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #72 on:** March 09, 2012, 10:20:56 PM »

Gonna check out like 55 books at the library, and not return them until they are more than a week overdue. It's a slow developing crime.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #73 on:** March 09, 2012, 10:24:48 PM »

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #74 on:** March 09, 2012, 11:53:17 PM »

I'm going to stand still in the middle of a heavily-trafficked, completely unavoidable intersection at a major bar and not move so no one can get around me without working really hard. ROAD CLOSED - USE DETOUR!