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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:04:15 PM
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urinating in public 13 times
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i don't know about you, stevedave, but i plan on littering in people's yards. a ton.
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Agg. Battery (with my bare hands).
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I'm going to barf on an elderly couple.
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scratching random sayings into people's cadillacs
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taking the dumpster from behind rock a belly and dragging into the neighborhood 5 blocks away and tipping it over in a non-rental property's yard.
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"ding dong ditching" at every elderly townie's house that i see. at like 3am.
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theft of yard ornaments and landscaping materials
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Murder.
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I want to drunkenly off-road my jeep over the piles of trash that are on the lawns.
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taking a 5 gallon bucket of roundup and writing swear words in the nicest yards I see so when spring comes the grass doesn't grow in those spots creating brown swear words
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breaking into a house and passing out on a couch so that I can rest during the afternoon and get back to it before evening. so, breaking and entering I guess.
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i will walk in front of cars in the street even if there isn't a designed crossing walk. probly won't even wave at the person to thank them for stopping.
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I'm going to break into people's houses and then come out and throw up in their yard and then stay on their porch and go to sleep.
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breaking into a house and passing out on a couch so that I can rest during the afternoon and get back to it before evening. so, breaking and entering I guess.
SEE YOU THERE!
:excited:
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yelling swears where little kids could maybe hear them
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I'm going to break into people's houses and then come out and throw up in their yard and then stay on their porch and go to sleep.
Don't forget to leave them an upper decker or two.
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I'm going to start fires.
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yelling swears where little kids could maybe hear them
the death penalty for this heathen!
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i will crunch an empty can with my bare hand and toss it right onto the ground. probly won't even put it in the trash can later on.
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rape bitches
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I'll bet you this happens a bunch
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taking out my wang and waiving it at people who are just minding their own business
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I am going to just stand and drink in older peoples yards with my friends.
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I'm going to spit in all local politicians' faces.
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cheque fraud
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when someone tells me to get out of their yard I'm going to boot their dog over their fence and then tell them to get their dog out of that other yard
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forgery
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steal from businesses on poyntz
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Money Laundering
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take a monkey from sunset zoo and have it be my slave and carry my 64 ounce green beer all day
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I'll bet you this happens a bunch
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Oh man. Looks like Limestone has been to Daris' house.
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Hack goEMAW.com
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impersonate a police officer
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I'm going to tag "FPD" on the bluemont bell.
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jaywalk
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ponzi scheme
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tell little kids that drugs are cool
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I'm gonna Beemz.
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I'm going to open container like a BOSS
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use my RCPD connections to get all of my friends out of whatever trouble they get in
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brick through the window of every local florist (home and business address)
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Play my music LOUD.
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I'm going to free the meatgoats.
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i'm going to stick my hand in the till and run off with whatever I can
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download copyrighted materials (movies, music, etc)
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I don't think it's a crime to pee in sinks so I think I am in the clear.
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pay some 16 year old kid to drive me and my drunk friends slowly through residential neighborhoods so we can scream threats to everyone we see. when we get pulled over there's nothing the cops can do because we got a DD and those old people made that stuff up.
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my dad owns a construction company in topeka.
i'm borrowing one of his backhoes and bringing it to town with me.
i will get blasted drunk and then fire it up.
then i'm going to take the backhoe to every house i can before i ditch it and take off running back to the bars.
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I'll probably start leaning over the bar and start pouring my own drinks. Even if I'm not thirsty, I might just lean over to top off and throw it in some bartenders face!
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On a serious note, everyone needs to film the cops with their smart phones to keep them honest. Fight tyranny with technology.
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On a serious note, everyone needs to film the cops with their smart phones to keep them honest. Fight tyranny with technology.
p1k3 post
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Stealing day old bread from Jimmy Johns
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Getting knocked up in the bathroom at Rusty's
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Then I am going to have someone push me down the stairs at the union (later)
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I'm going to steal my dad's keys and drive (solo) in his car, when my permit requires that an adult be present.
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Wear my hat backwards... or even sideways. But only later in the night after I am really drunk because I would never have the confidence to wear it sideways when I was sober.
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Ride a horse naked down Moro
(the horse is naked, not me)
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Ride my bicycle really fast around cute old couples and yell "watch it" as I ride past
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I'm probably going to sex up a girl and then never call her afterwords..
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after every drink that i finish, i'm going to do the "hand around the eye" thing like when the basketball players make three pointers and then throw it in an old person's bird bath from long range, probably missing but landing in their yard.
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I think fanning and EMAWgeddon have plans to hook up in the bathroom at Rusty's
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Arson
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Loitering with a chance of jaywalking
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i won't care, because it's my parent's money.
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I think fanning and EMAWgeddon have plans to hook up in the bathroom at Rusty's
She wishes!
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Spend a bunch of cash I manufactured using my computer.
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I am going to get super wasted and walk my dog without a leash!
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Before that I am going to steal a dog and love it as my own. (while super wasted OBV)
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Is starting a public orgy illegal? If not, then I have no to plans to commit any crimes.
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Hopefully wear an allegedly illegal #fatty4ksu shirt.
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i will crunch an empty can with my bare hand and toss it right onto the ground. probly won't even put it in the trash can later on.
rape bitches
I'm sorry but this combo is still killing me!? :lol: :thumbs: :thumbsup:
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Gonna check out like 55 books at the library, and not return them until they are more than a week overdue. It's a slow developing crime.
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Pot
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I'm going to stand still in the middle of a heavily-trafficked, completely unavoidable intersection at a major bar and not move so no one can get around me without working really hard. ROAD CLOSED - USE DETOUR! :lol:
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^^^^FedUp
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IF IT GETS REALLY rough ridin' WILD I MAY EVEN STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT eff THE POLICE
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I'm going to dig up plants in neighborhood yards and put different plant in there. people will wonder what happened with their plants but it won't be a big deal. In the heighht of summer I will take a picture from the sky in my friends plane of their plants that will spell out...you guessed it...BONER!
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So where does everybody prefer to do their coke? Bathrooms? Friends places? Backyard patios? Discuss.
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I plan on consuming illegal substances. MSLH, if you are in aggieville, the bathroom of 1863 is the best.
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already had some pig RCPD guy tell me to take it easy or he was going to bust me. told him HE needs to take it easy or I'll bust him. boom, roasted.
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My neighbor is super pissed because I woke him up cranking House of Pain!
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already had unprotected sex on some porch. no idea whose house it was. if they would have come out during our sexing you can bet I would have assaulted them though.
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I got red and blue cans of paint and and painted anti-kstate stuff on some old guys place. now everyone will think he hates kstate and dump kitty litter in his lawn and crap
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Stick: Check
Dog Poo: Check
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I'm going to dig up plants in neighborhood yards and put different plant in there. people will wonder what happened with their plants but it won't be a big deal. In the heighht of summer I will take a picture from the sky in my friends plane of their plants that will spell out...you guessed it...BONER!
Whenever I buy a drink I'm going to ask for all ones. Where it says "ONE" across the back, I'm going to put a "B" before it, and an "R" after it. On every.....single......one. Then it won't be a one dollar bill, it will be a BONER dollar bill. Defacing currency, bitches.
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Welp, RCPD already rolled by my pre-orgy make out sesh. I pretended they weren't there...
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I'm going to go out to eat. I'll ask if they have lemonade, and then order water instead. I will then ask for a bowl of lemons and sugar and make my own lemonade at the table.
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Update: Just walked into Fats and barfed right into a fish tank that everyone was bent over drinking out of. Said "wooooooo" then wiped puke off my chin and walked out. That's how we do.
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I have a poop-dollar set up on the SW corner of Moro and 12th. If you see a dollar on the ground DO NOT try to pick it up. I'll be on the roof of So Long yelling "poop-dollar" at anyone trying to pick it up.
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Flipped a cig butt in neighbors rain gutter!
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Just got done dragonning an RCPD utv. Traded a poop dollar I found for a half smoked marijuana cigarette.
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I plan to obstruct justice in a bunch of different ways, you guys. :thumbs:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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i plan on staying at home and having a nice drink or two
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Wasn't able to attend, what kind of crimes did you tricksters come up with this year?
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Wasn't able to attend, what kind of crimes did you tricksters come up with this year?
Seven, you either bumped the wrong thread or GE just didn't give a crap about '13 thru '19. :surprised:
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:lol: