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Title: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:04:15 PM
urinating in public 13 times
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Post by: OK_Cat on March 09, 2012, 03:05:07 PM
i don't know about you, stevedave, but i plan on littering in people's yards.  a ton.
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Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 03:05:43 PM
Agg. Battery (with my bare hands).
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Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:06:14 PM
I'm going to barf on an elderly couple.
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Post by: OK_Cat on March 09, 2012, 03:06:59 PM
scratching random sayings into people's cadillacs
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Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:07:39 PM
taking the dumpster from behind rock a belly and dragging into the neighborhood 5 blocks away and tipping it over in a non-rental property's yard.
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Post by: OK_Cat on March 09, 2012, 03:08:17 PM
"ding dong ditching" at every elderly townie's house that i see.  at like 3am.
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Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:08:56 PM
theft of yard ornaments and landscaping materials
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Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:09:20 PM
Murder.
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Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 03:10:20 PM
I want to drunkenly off-road my jeep over the piles of trash that are on the lawns.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:10:59 PM
taking a 5 gallon bucket of roundup and writing swear words in the nicest yards I see so when spring comes the grass doesn't grow in those spots creating brown swear words
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:12:12 PM
breaking into a house and passing out on a couch so that I can rest during the afternoon and get back to it before evening.  so, breaking and entering I guess. 
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 03:12:31 PM
i will walk in front of cars in the street even if there isn't a designed crossing walk. probly won't even wave at the person to thank them for stopping.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:12:39 PM
I'm going to break into people's houses and then come out and throw up in their yard and then stay on their porch and go to sleep.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:13:10 PM
breaking into a house and passing out on a couch so that I can rest during the afternoon and get back to it before evening.  so, breaking and entering I guess.
SEE YOU THERE!
 :excited:
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:13:45 PM
yelling swears where little kids could maybe hear them
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 09, 2012, 03:13:57 PM
I'm going to break into people's houses and then come out and throw up in their yard and then stay on their porch and go to sleep.

Don't forget to leave them an upper decker or two.
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Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:15:24 PM
I'm going to start fires.
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Post by: 0.42 on March 09, 2012, 03:15:33 PM
yelling swears where little kids could maybe hear them

the death penalty for this heathen!
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 03:15:59 PM
i will crunch an empty can with my bare hand and toss it right onto the ground. probly won't even put it in the trash can later on.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: 'taterblast on March 09, 2012, 03:16:17 PM
rape bitches
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Post by: Pete on March 09, 2012, 03:16:46 PM
I'll bet you this happens a bunch

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Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:16:48 PM
taking out my wang and waiving it at people who are just minding their own business
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 09, 2012, 03:17:37 PM
I am going to just stand and drink in older peoples yards with my friends.
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Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:17:49 PM
I'm going to spit in all local politicians' faces.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 09, 2012, 03:17:58 PM
cheque fraud
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:19:08 PM
when someone tells me to get out of their yard I'm going to boot their dog over their fence and then tell them to get their dog out of that other yard
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Saulbadguy on March 09, 2012, 03:20:44 PM
forgery
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Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:21:36 PM
steal from businesses on poyntz
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 09, 2012, 03:22:26 PM
Money Laundering
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:22:41 PM
take a monkey from sunset zoo and have it be my slave and carry my 64 ounce green beer all day
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Gooch on March 09, 2012, 03:22:48 PM
I'll bet you this happens a bunch

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Funiversityhills70808.net%2Fimages%2FYour_thoughts%2FMedian_vandalism_0247_610.jpg&hash=294416ce294409054deedd96090921434b4cc46b)
Oh man. Looks like Limestone has been to Daris' house.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: hemmy on March 09, 2012, 03:23:07 PM
Hack goEMAW.com
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 09, 2012, 03:23:54 PM
impersonate a police officer
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:24:31 PM
I'm going to tag "FPD" on the bluemont bell.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: 0.42 on March 09, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
jaywalk
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Post by: Saulbadguy on March 09, 2012, 03:25:44 PM
ponzi scheme
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Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:25:49 PM
tell little kids that drugs are cool
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
I'm gonna Beemz.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2012, 03:27:06 PM
I'm going to open container like a BOSS
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Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:27:15 PM
use my RCPD connections to get all of my friends out of whatever trouble they get in
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:28:13 PM
brick through the window of every local florist (home and business address)
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2012, 03:28:31 PM
Play my music LOUD.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:28:56 PM
I'm going to free the meatgoats.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Saulbadguy on March 09, 2012, 03:28:58 PM
i'm going to stick my hand in the till and run off with whatever I can
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Saulbadguy on March 09, 2012, 03:29:51 PM
download copyrighted materials (movies, music, etc)
Title: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: puniraptor on March 09, 2012, 03:30:19 PM
I don't think it's a crime to pee in sinks so I think I am in the clear.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2012, 03:30:31 PM
pay some 16 year old kid to drive me and my drunk friends slowly through residential neighborhoods so we can scream threats to everyone we see.  when we get pulled over there's nothing the cops can do because we got a DD and those old people made that stuff up. 
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: pissclams on March 09, 2012, 03:34:57 PM
my dad owns a construction company in topeka.
i'm borrowing one of his backhoes and bringing it to town with me.

i will get blasted drunk and then fire it up. 

then i'm going to take the backhoe to every house i can before i ditch it and take off running back to the bars. 
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2012, 03:35:14 PM
I'll probably start leaning over the bar and start pouring my own drinks. Even if I'm not thirsty, I might just lean over to top off and throw it in some bartenders face!
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: p1k3 on March 09, 2012, 03:36:28 PM
On a serious note, everyone needs to film the cops with their smart phones to keep them honest. Fight tyranny with technology.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:37:39 PM
On a serious note, everyone needs to film the cops with their smart phones to keep them honest. Fight tyranny with technology.
p1k3 post
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: AbeFroman on March 09, 2012, 03:41:12 PM
Stealing day old bread from Jimmy Johns
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Post by: EMAWgeddon on March 09, 2012, 03:41:58 PM
Getting knocked up in the bathroom at Rusty's
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Post by: EMAWgeddon on March 09, 2012, 03:42:42 PM
Then I am going to have someone push me down the stairs at the union (later)
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: DQ12 on March 09, 2012, 03:43:05 PM
I'm going to steal my dad's keys and drive (solo) in his car, when my permit requires that an adult be present.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Fedor on March 09, 2012, 03:44:55 PM
Wear my hat backwards... or even sideways.  But only later in the night after I am really drunk because I would never have the confidence to wear it sideways when I was sober.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: AbeFroman on March 09, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
Ride a horse naked down Moro

(the horse is naked, not me)
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Post by: raquetcat on March 09, 2012, 03:46:58 PM
Ride my bicycle really fast around cute old couples and yell "watch it" as I  ride past
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 09, 2012, 03:47:39 PM
I'm probably going to sex up a girl and then never call her afterwords..
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Post by: OK_Cat on March 09, 2012, 03:54:27 PM
after every drink that i finish, i'm going to do the "hand around the eye" thing like when the basketball players make three pointers and then throw it in an old person's bird bath from long range, probably missing but landing in their yard.
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 09, 2012, 04:18:16 PM
I think fanning and EMAWgeddon have plans to hook up in the bathroom at Rusty's
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Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on March 09, 2012, 04:32:50 PM
Arson
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Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on March 09, 2012, 04:33:29 PM
Loitering with a chance of jaywalking
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Post by: sys on March 09, 2012, 04:34:54 PM
i won't care, because it's my parent's money.
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Post by: Pete on March 09, 2012, 05:07:03 PM
I think fanning and EMAWgeddon have plans to hook up in the bathroom at Rusty's

She wishes!
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 09, 2012, 05:11:58 PM
Spend a bunch of cash I manufactured using my computer.
Title: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: puniraptor on March 09, 2012, 05:33:16 PM
I am going to get super wasted and walk my dog without a leash!
Title: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: puniraptor on March 09, 2012, 05:34:29 PM
Before that I am going to steal a dog and love it as my own. (while super wasted OBV)
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 09, 2012, 05:41:59 PM
Is starting a public orgy illegal? If not, then I have no to plans to commit any crimes.
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Post by: Trim on March 09, 2012, 05:46:24 PM
Hopefully wear an allegedly illegal #fatty4ksu shirt.
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Post by: Bloodfart on March 09, 2012, 10:08:29 PM
i will crunch an empty can with my bare hand and toss it right onto the ground. probly won't even put it in the trash can later on.

rape bitches

I'm sorry but this combo is still killing me!?   :lol: :thumbs: :thumbsup:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 09, 2012, 10:20:56 PM
Gonna check out like 55 books at the library, and not return them until they are more than a week overdue.  It's a slow developing crime.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 09, 2012, 10:24:48 PM
Pot
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Post by: Paul Moscow on March 09, 2012, 11:53:17 PM
I'm going to stand still in the middle of a heavily-trafficked, completely unavoidable intersection at a major bar and not move so no one can get around me without working really hard. ROAD CLOSED - USE DETOUR!  :lol:
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Post by: DQ12 on March 10, 2012, 12:17:36 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flobshots.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F08%2Fpoop-again.jpg&hash=288e088b010783ce9bfa49bc93ec0d8cbc554d99)
^^^^FedUp
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Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2012, 12:21:25 AM
IF IT GETS REALLY rough ridin' WILD I MAY EVEN STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT eff THE POLICE
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Post by: steve dave on March 10, 2012, 12:24:16 AM
I'm going to dig up plants in neighborhood yards and put different plant in there.  people will wonder what happened with their plants but it won't be a big deal.  In the heighht of summer I will take a picture from the sky in my friends plane of their plants that will spell out...you guessed it...BONER!
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Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on March 10, 2012, 01:46:42 AM
So where does everybody prefer to do their coke? Bathrooms? Friends places? Backyard patios?  Discuss.
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: 8manpick on March 10, 2012, 02:11:39 AM
I plan on consuming illegal substances. MSLH, if you are in aggieville, the bathroom of 1863 is the best.
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Post by: steve dave on March 10, 2012, 08:26:54 AM
already had some pig RCPD guy tell me to take it easy or he was going to bust me. told him HE needs to take it easy or I'll bust him.  boom, roasted.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 08:32:58 AM
My neighbor is super pissed because I woke him up cranking House of Pain!
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Post by: steve dave on March 10, 2012, 08:55:28 AM
already had unprotected sex on some porch.  no idea whose house it was.  if they would have come out during our sexing you can bet I would have assaulted them though. 
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Post by: ChiComCat on March 10, 2012, 09:04:31 AM
I got red and blue cans of paint and and painted anti-kstate stuff on some old guys place.  now everyone will think he hates kstate and dump kitty litter in his lawn and crap
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 10, 2012, 09:05:08 AM
Stick:  Check
Dog Poo: Check
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 10, 2012, 09:06:05 AM
I'm going to dig up plants in neighborhood yards and put different plant in there.  people will wonder what happened with their plants but it won't be a big deal.  In the heighht of summer I will take a picture from the sky in my friends plane of their plants that will spell out...you guessed it...BONER!

Whenever I buy a drink I'm going to ask for all ones. Where it says "ONE" across the back, I'm going to put a "B" before it, and an "R" after it. On every.....single......one. Then it won't be a one dollar bill, it will be a BONER dollar bill. Defacing currency, bitches.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
Welp, RCPD already rolled by my pre-orgy make out sesh.  I pretended they weren't there...
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 10, 2012, 10:39:57 AM
I'm going to go out to eat.  I'll ask if they have lemonade, and then order water instead.  I will then ask for a bowl of lemons and sugar and make my own lemonade at the table. 
Title: Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: Paul Moscow on March 10, 2012, 11:22:48 AM
Update: Just walked into Fats and barfed right into a fish tank that everyone was bent over drinking out of. Said "wooooooo" then wiped puke off my chin and walked out. That's how we do.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on March 10, 2012, 12:10:57 PM
I have a poop-dollar set up on the SW corner of Moro and 12th.  If you see a dollar on the ground DO NOT try to pick it up.  I'll be on the roof of So Long yelling "poop-dollar" at anyone trying to pick it up.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 10, 2012, 12:22:39 PM
Flipped a cig butt in neighbors rain gutter!
Title: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2012, 01:26:51 PM
Just got done dragonning an RCPD utv. Traded a poop dollar I found for a half smoked marijuana cigarette.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 10, 2012, 01:40:54 PM
 I plan to obstruct justice in a bunch of different ways, you guys.   :thumbs:
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Post by: Bloodfart on March 10, 2012, 04:14:41 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: CHONGS on March 10, 2012, 04:16:20 PM
i plan on staying at home and having a nice drink or two
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 06, 2019, 08:59:07 AM
Wasn't able to attend, what kind of crimes did you tricksters come up with this year?
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Post by: Katpappy on March 06, 2019, 09:49:24 AM
Wasn't able to attend, what kind of crimes did you tricksters come up with this year?

Seven, you either bumped the wrong thread or GE just didn't give a crap about '13 thru '19.  :surprised:
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Post by: nicname on March 08, 2019, 03:28:37 AM
 :lol: