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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2012, 03:17:58 PM »
cheque fraud
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2012, 03:19:08 PM »
when someone tells me to get out of their yard I'm going to boot their dog over their fence and then tell them to get their dog out of that other yard

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2012, 03:20:44 PM »
forgery
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2012, 03:21:36 PM »
steal from businesses on poyntz

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2012, 03:22:26 PM »
Money Laundering

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« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2012, 03:22:41 PM »
take a monkey from sunset zoo and have it be my slave and carry my 64 ounce green beer all day

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2012, 03:22:48 PM »
I'll bet you this happens a bunch


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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2012, 03:23:07 PM »
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2012, 03:23:54 PM »
impersonate a police officer
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2012, 03:24:31 PM »
I'm going to tag "FPD" on the bluemont bell.


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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2012, 03:24:36 PM »
jaywalk

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2012, 03:25:44 PM »
ponzi scheme
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2012, 03:25:49 PM »
tell little kids that drugs are cool

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2012, 03:26:11 PM »
I'm gonna Beemz.


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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2012, 03:27:06 PM »
I'm going to open container like a BOSS

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2012, 03:27:15 PM »
use my RCPD connections to get all of my friends out of whatever trouble they get in

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2012, 03:28:13 PM »
brick through the window of every local florist (home and business address)

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2012, 03:28:31 PM »
Play my music LOUD.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2012, 03:28:56 PM »
I'm going to free the meatgoats.


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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2012, 03:28:58 PM »
i'm going to stick my hand in the till and run off with whatever I can
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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2012, 03:29:51 PM »
download copyrighted materials (movies, music, etc)
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Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2012, 03:30:19 PM »
I don't think it's a crime to pee in sinks so I think I am in the clear.

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2012, 03:30:31 PM »
pay some 16 year old kid to drive me and my drunk friends slowly through residential neighborhoods so we can scream threats to everyone we see.  when we get pulled over there's nothing the cops can do because we got a DD and those old people made that stuff up. 

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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #48 on: March 09, 2012, 03:34:57 PM »
my dad owns a construction company in topeka.
i'm borrowing one of his backhoes and bringing it to town with me.

i will get blasted drunk and then fire it up. 

then i'm going to take the backhoe to every house i can before i ditch it and take off running back to the bars. 


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Re: Crimes You Are Planning To Commit During Fake Pattys
« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2012, 03:35:14 PM »
I'll probably start leaning over the bar and start pouring my own drinks. Even if I'm not thirsty, I might just lean over to top off and throw it in some bartenders face!