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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1750 on: July 27, 2013, 10:10:39 AM »
He looks so happy.

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« Reply #1751 on: July 27, 2013, 04:59:08 PM »
Our security alerts are sometimes unintentionally hilarious. This guy appears to be warning us of a rowdy triathlon downtown:

SECURITY ALERT - Choose an item.  Downtown, Cairo                       
Bikers
Racing and swimming activities
Heavy traffic
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« Reply #1752 on: July 28, 2013, 02:47:27 AM »
FR, thank you. You are more informative than Twitter. I mean that. Sad, I guess, maybe? I don't know for sure. I don't want Bill to die.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1753 on: July 29, 2013, 12:02:19 PM »
things getting pretty rough ridin' yikes down there

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1754 on: July 29, 2013, 12:48:12 PM »
Our security alerts are sometimes unintentionally hilarious. This guy appears to be warning us of a rowdy triathlon downtown:

SECURITY ALERT - Choose an item.  Downtown, Cairo                       
Bikers
Racing and swimming activities
Heavy traffic

I don't know about you, but all triathlons seem pretty rowdy to me.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1755 on: August 02, 2013, 09:25:27 AM »

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1756 on: August 02, 2013, 01:13:20 PM »
Guys, I fear our friend FR has been silenced.  I mean, it seems like the news about closing embassies and Al Queda(sp) threats would come with a bunch of awesome insidery posts and updates with pics from Mrs. Rex, but instead I have been getting everything from BBC and CNN. 

It was absolutely wonderful while it lasted.

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« Reply #1757 on: August 02, 2013, 06:41:05 PM »
I have nothing to add. I honestly didn't realize this was a big deal until I turned on the news here. I was just trying to avoid turning this into "felix rex posts links to news about Cairo".

The people in Cairo were just happy that, with this Sunday off and the scheduled holidays for Ramadan, they only have to work two days this week. Mrs Rex is not concerned, but to be fair, that's not always a reliable indicator since it takes a lot to move the needle with her. She went to brunch downtown before hitting up some water aerobics today.

Oh, and hottie's dog got banned from the office for being a distraction. Can't remember if I posted that.
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« Reply #1758 on: August 02, 2013, 06:49:48 PM »


Oh, and hottie's dog got banned from the office for being a distraction. Can't remember if I posted that.

...and we're back!

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1759 on: August 02, 2013, 07:02:40 PM »
felix, feel free to talk cats sports or other combo fan stuff if you feel like it. we aren't just for the most breaking egypt news. we do other stuff.

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« Reply #1760 on: August 02, 2013, 07:09:28 PM »
felix, feel free to talk cats sports or other combo fan stuff if you feel like it. we aren't just for the most breaking egypt news. we do other stuff.

Bread and I got into it in the wedding thread. It was fun, Felix.

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« Reply #1761 on: August 02, 2013, 07:12:19 PM »
felix, feel free to talk cats sports or other combo fan stuff if you feel like it. we aren't just for the most breaking egypt news. we do other stuff.

Bread and I got into it in the wedding thread. It was fun, Felix.

I didn't read that thread. I posted great crap pretty much er'y'where tho Felix!

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1762 on: August 02, 2013, 07:44:26 PM »
Until today, I thought Benghazi was in Egypt.  :don'tcare:

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« Reply #1763 on: August 02, 2013, 08:02:46 PM »
felix, feel free to talk cats sports or other combo fan stuff if you feel like it. we aren't just for the most breaking egypt news. we do other stuff.

Bread and I got into it in the wedding thread. It was fun, Felix.

Did we ever.  Twice really.  We fought about dollar dances that one time.
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« Reply #1764 on: August 02, 2013, 08:10:21 PM »
felix, feel free to talk cats sports or other combo fan stuff if you feel like it. we aren't just for the most breaking egypt news. we do other stuff.

Bread and I got into it in the wedding thread. It was fun, Felix.

Did we ever.  Twice really.  We fought about dollar dances that one time.

I knew there was one other time but i couldn't remember what it was.

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« Reply #1765 on: August 02, 2013, 08:24:35 PM »
farm humping ^

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« Reply #1766 on: August 03, 2013, 01:40:49 PM »
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #1767 on: August 04, 2013, 05:06:56 AM »
Hey, Opama. We are Egyptian. We are civilization. We are not Idiot.



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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1768 on: August 04, 2013, 07:52:34 AM »
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« Reply #1769 on: August 04, 2013, 01:32:39 PM »
 :lol: If only Jane Fonda would have used her talents in a similar fashion, maybe Vietnam would have ended differently.  :lol:

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #1770 on: August 14, 2013, 01:45:51 AM »
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« Reply #1771 on: August 14, 2013, 06:44:35 AM »
yeah. it's a clusterfuck.
-MOI says MBers started firing, MB says "nuh-uh we're peaceful" "Don't shoot us. We're not Jews!"
-police halted "symbolic funeral march" at second-largest location and found AKs and ammo in the coffin. Proceeded to burn/shoot everying.
-MB started burning police stations, trains, and (of course) coptic churches all over the country
-MB leader Beltagy (and four others) arrested.
-Egyptian TV claiming 30 Hamas operatives were arrested at main sit-in
-MB claiming casualties in the 100s, MOI says dozens (from both sides).

There's a lot of disturbing videos coming out. Mostly of MBers torturing police (including shoving a police vehicle off a bridge with all the officers inside). Less video of the security forces, because they're arresting Daily Beast and Reuters correspondents, seizing their cameras, and erasing footage (a hallmark of any legitimate operation).
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« Reply #1772 on: August 14, 2013, 06:51:42 AM »
congrats DeVere Kalmar   :thumbs:

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« Reply #1773 on: August 14, 2013, 06:53:50 AM »
Maybe too graphic? Police car thrown off bridge.

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« Reply #1774 on: August 14, 2013, 06:56:00 AM »
The MB is gonna lose this particular fight, but they're basically gonna return to their roots and become a hezbollah/hamas type entity. Egypt is gonna be quite violent for at least the next few weeks.
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