Author Topic: felix rex moves to Cairo (Read 257606 times)

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #850 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:03:44 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 09, 2013, 01:02:57 PM

FR, was it you who got trapezius stabbed, or a different American?

felix rex · « **Reply #851 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:06:23 PM »

Not me. Google ARCE Cairo

pissclams · « **Reply #852 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:18:50 PM »

do egyptians engage in the practice of leblouh?

felix rex · « **Reply #853 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:36:46 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 01:18:50 PM

do egyptians engage in the practice of leblouh?

I don't think so, but I'll ask someone with more insight into the rural areas

felix rex · « **Reply #854 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:48:17 PM »

But srsly, I know y'all got used to regular updates in this thread, but we gotta shut that shiznit down. Just got real, yo. They stabbin errbody up in heryah.

0.42 · « **Reply #855 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:49:46 PM »

I wonder which part of the film crew FR will play after the embassy gets stormed.

ben ji · « **Reply #856 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:51:45 PM »

FR would be the screen writer obviously.

felix rex · « **Reply #857 on:** May 09, 2013, 01:56:02 PM »

Quote from: centraltexascat on May 09, 2013, 01:49:46 PM

I wonder which part of the film crew FR will play after the embassy gets stormed.

The most sarcastic/intoxicated guy who also can't grow a beard but survives even though the audience views him as an "extra" and is basically rooting for him to get beheaded on webcam.

0.42 · « **Reply #858 on:** May 09, 2013, 02:02:03 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on May 09, 2013, 01:56:02 PM

Quote from: centraltexascat on May 09, 2013, 01:49:46 PM
I wonder which part of the film crew FR will play after the embassy gets stormed.

The most sarcastic/intoxicated guy who also can't grow a beard but survives even though the audience views him as an "extra" and is basically rooting for him to get beheaded on webcam.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #859 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:13:03 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on May 09, 2013, 01:36:46 PM

Quote from: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 01:18:50 PM
do egyptians engage in the practice of leblouh?

I don't think so, but I'll ask someone with more insight into the rural areas

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Older women called "fatteners" force the young girls to consume enormous quantities of food and liquid, including their own vomit

Or they could just move to 'merica and have their pick of really fat girls they didn't have to torture. badumpumtish

pissclams · « **Reply #860 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:22:55 PM »

imagine being forced to consume 20 liters of camel milk. a day. i like milk but yo fattener, chillax son.

steve dave · « **Reply #861 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:32:47 PM »

I would fatten my subjects and myself up on booze and nachos. man, what a job.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #862 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:40:57 PM »

I would take issue with eating my own milk vomit. I'll go ahead and draw the line there.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #863 on:** May 09, 2013, 03:42:19 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 03:32:47 PM

I would fatten my subjects and myself up on booze and nachos. man, what a job.

I'm no child scientist, but force feeding a child copious amounts of booze might kill it.

felix rex · « **Reply #864 on:** May 09, 2013, 07:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on May 09, 2013, 03:42:19 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 03:32:47 PM
I would fatten my subjects and myself up on booze and nachos. man, what a job.

I'm no child scientist, but force feeding a child copious amounts of booze might kill it.

Don't forget forcing them to eat their own booze-nacho vomit.

0.42 · « **Reply #865 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:00:19 PM »

quickened consumption of milk is highly overrated.

felix rex · « **Reply #866 on:** May 10, 2013, 05:17:52 AM »

Not to sidetrack the discussion, but this widely quoted phrase in the media is complete bullshit:

"The embassy was once heavily fortified, but security measures have been relaxed"

Even before the stabbing, security was higher than I've ever seen it. They put up walls on several street blocking access to the area. They have check points at every entry where they make you show ID and search the car. Basically, they've been on high alert for an attack for weeks. And this stabbing wasn't what they were looking for.

pissclams · « **Reply #867 on:** May 10, 2013, 07:46:34 AM »

maybe it's time to reconsider that relocation package

michigancat · « **Reply #868 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:02:52 AM »

Keep your weed at home, Felix.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #869 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:48:08 AM »

This thread has been one of the crazies rides ever.

CNS · « **Reply #870 on:** May 10, 2013, 09:08:20 AM »

FR, shoulder pads would have totally stopped that homeless stabbing.

felix rex · « **Reply #871 on:** May 10, 2013, 01:05:26 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 07:46:34 AM

maybe it's time to reconsider that relocation package

No one told me there would be stabbing!

felix rex · « **Reply #872 on:** May 11, 2013, 08:27:07 AM »

Welp, Egypt just busted an al Qaeda cell plotting attacks against "unspecified" diplomatic facilities in Cairo and Alexandria. Btw, the Egyptian officials are the ones refusing to specify the targets, not the people they arrested.

felix rex · « **Reply #873 on:** May 11, 2013, 08:45:30 AM »

Some local journalists speculating it was targeting the French embassy because of Mali.

felix rex · « **Reply #874 on:** May 11, 2013, 09:21:07 AM »

I really wanna see the pics of the guys they arrested. The embassy guards had a "wanted" photo of a specific guy to be on the lookout for this past week.