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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #800 on: March 28, 2013, 10:15:02 AM »
Chile would probably be boring from a work perspective I'm betting.  Pretty awesome otherwise though.

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« Reply #801 on: March 28, 2013, 10:27:08 AM »
I would work in Tehran in a heartbeat.  I wonder if they have any software sales positions there.

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« Reply #802 on: March 28, 2013, 11:04:29 AM »
I would work in Tehran in a heartbeat.  I wonder if they have any software sales positions there.

I would bet you a million petabytes you'd hate it after a week.
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« Reply #803 on: March 28, 2013, 11:06:15 AM »
Chile would probably be boring from a work perspective I'm betting.  Pretty awesome otherwise though.

Chile is a great vacation or short-term deployment location, IMO.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #804 on: March 28, 2013, 11:08:50 AM »
FR, I just read an article about how a Russian photog climbed the Great Pyramid unnoticed, took a bunch of pics, then climbed back down and GTFO without any finding out until he released the pics.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/28/travel/russian-photographer-apology/index.html?hpt=hp_c3



I am just saying, you have some pretty stiff competition on this whole Egypt sneeky pic thing. 

i read that too!

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=19682.msg784668#msg784668


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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #805 on: March 28, 2013, 11:10:03 AM »
FR, I just read an article about how a Russian photog climbed the Great Pyramid unnoticed, took a bunch of pics, then climbed back down and GTFO without any finding out until he released the pics.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/28/travel/russian-photographer-apology/index.html?hpt=hp_c3



I am just saying, you have some pretty stiff competition on this whole Egypt sneeky pic thing. 

i read that too!

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=19682.msg784668#msg784668

Who could miss that with such vivid description? 

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« Reply #806 on: March 28, 2013, 11:11:01 AM »
someone bad with vivid descriptions, <-- just a guess


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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #807 on: March 28, 2013, 11:12:08 AM »
Chile would probably be boring from a work perspective I'm betting.  Pretty awesome otherwise though.

Chile is a great vacation or short-term deployment location, IMO.

Agree.

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« Reply #808 on: April 03, 2013, 12:38:18 AM »
Couple of interesting things going on right now. You've probably already seen the John Stewart/US Embassy thing that has Morsy pissed off now (BTW, that was so totally not approved from foggy bottom first  :lol: the guys in press office here are awesome).

But while this is going on, the Embassy has had to repeatedly deny that the Ambassador gave an interview to an Israeli paper and said the following:

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Jews are the real owners of Egypt, since they were expelled after they built the Pyramids and that DNA analysis showed that King Tut was of Jewish origin ... Israel will no longer be threatened by Arab barbarians who want to destroy it ... Poverty and eventual bankruptcy in Egypt will push the Egyptians to famine, and then Jews will return again to the land of Egypt to enslave the Egyptians and feed them and save them from starvation and poverty

This rumor emerged in January and conspiracy-loving Arabs are still reporting it as actual news (not just on twitter and facebook, but on actual TV news broadcasts  :lol: ).

The other day, one channel had three typical guests and one rational guy who kept saying "this seems like a very unlikely thing for an Ambassador to say" and asking where the original interview even was, since no one had a copy, while the other three just kept shouting him down and yelling about zionist conspiracies.

I mean, what is this, I don't even, King Tut was Jewish?  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #809 on: April 03, 2013, 12:40:32 AM »
Side note: the most commonly cited fact about King Tut at the Egyptian museum is that he was a sickly, inbred cripple covered in gold who died young and was the only pharaoh who managed to successfully hoard all his gold and riches, so it makes perfect sense to pick him as the "Jewish" pharaoh.
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« Reply #810 on: April 03, 2013, 01:13:08 AM »
Chile is making some pretty fantastic wines these days. If i lived there, I'd likely Malbec myself to death.

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« Reply #811 on: April 03, 2013, 01:20:32 AM »
Chile is making some pretty fantastic wines these days. If i lived there, I'd likely Malbec myself to death.

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WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE REMAINING OLD WORLD EUROPEAN WINES IN THE WORLD and also we invented pisco not those lying thieving bastards in Peru
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« Reply #812 on: April 03, 2013, 03:15:33 AM »
Couple of interesting things going on right now. You've probably already seen the John Stewart/US Embassy thing that has Morsy pissed off now (BTW, that was so totally not approved from foggy bottom first  :lol: the guys in press office here are awesome).

But while this is going on, the Embassy has had to repeatedly deny that the Ambassador gave an interview to an Israeli paper and said the following:

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Jews are the real owners of Egypt, since they were expelled after they built the Pyramids and that DNA analysis showed that King Tut was of Jewish origin ... Israel will no longer be threatened by Arab barbarians who want to destroy it ... Poverty and eventual bankruptcy in Egypt will push the Egyptians to famine, and then Jews will return again to the land of Egypt to enslave the Egyptians and feed them and save them from starvation and poverty

This rumor emerged in January and conspiracy-loving Arabs are still reporting it as actual news (not just on twitter and facebook, but on actual TV news broadcasts  :lol: ).

The other day, one channel had three typical guests and one rational guy who kept saying "this seems like a very unlikely thing for an Ambassador to say" and asking where the original interview even was, since no one had a copy, while the other three just kept shouting him down and yelling about zionist conspiracies.

I mean, what is this, I don't even, King Tut was Jewish?  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #813 on: April 03, 2013, 04:30:54 AM »
Yes. Regardless of your personal politics (or opinion of John Stewart) the clip the embassy tweeted out is totally worth watching.
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« Reply #814 on: April 03, 2013, 08:32:48 AM »
Couple of interesting things going on right now. You've probably already seen the John Stewart/US Embassy thing that has Morsy pissed off now (BTW, that was so totally not approved from foggy bottom first  :lol: the guys in press office here are awesome).

But while this is going on, the Embassy has had to repeatedly deny that the Ambassador gave an interview to an Israeli paper and said the following:

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Jews are the real owners of Egypt, since they were expelled after they built the Pyramids and that DNA analysis showed that King Tut was of Jewish origin ... Israel will no longer be threatened by Arab barbarians who want to destroy it ... Poverty and eventual bankruptcy in Egypt will push the Egyptians to famine, and then Jews will return again to the land of Egypt to enslave the Egyptians and feed them and save them from starvation and poverty

This rumor emerged in January and conspiracy-loving Arabs are still reporting it as actual news (not just on twitter and facebook, but on actual TV news broadcasts  :lol: ).

The other day, one channel had three typical guests and one rational guy who kept saying "this seems like a very unlikely thing for an Ambassador to say" and asking where the original interview even was, since no one had a copy, while the other three just kept shouting him down and yelling about zionist conspiracies.

I mean, what is this, I don't even, King Tut was Jewish?  :lol: :lol: :lol:

So what your saying is that most of the news channel's are like Fox News but on crazy steriods?

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« Reply #815 on: April 03, 2013, 10:32:52 AM »
I wish that felix rex could uickly move to SK so that we could get inside information on this whole NK thing.

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« Reply #816 on: April 03, 2013, 01:32:55 PM »
I really want a felix rex moves to pyongyang (and sets up an illicit internet connection) thread

I may move to Jordan next. Kinda hope not. Sounds super boring. Would love Lebanon, but that's a non-starter. We're contemplating Latin America. Probably Brazil. Regardless, it won't be for 2-3 more years. Maybe Syria will be back in play.

Isn't Jordan where that super hilariously huge weapons exhibition is? You should go to that and write a goEMAW blog entry and get a US general to throw up a  :combofan:

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« Reply #817 on: April 03, 2013, 02:20:14 PM »
I really want a felix rex moves to pyongyang (and sets up an illicit internet connection) thread

I may move to Jordan next. Kinda hope not. Sounds super boring. Would love Lebanon, but that's a non-starter. We're contemplating Latin America. Probably Brazil. Regardless, it won't be for 2-3 more years. Maybe Syria will be back in play.

Isn't Jordan where that super hilariously huge weapons exhibition is? You should go to that and write a goEMAW blog entry and get a US general to throw up a  :combofan:

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« Reply #818 on: April 05, 2013, 01:25:21 PM »
Cairo? Its nice, Obviously not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rimjob.

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« Reply #819 on: April 05, 2013, 01:26:58 PM »
Cairo? Its nice, Obviously not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving me a rimjob.

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« Reply #820 on: April 05, 2013, 04:19:14 PM »
Disclaimer: I did what I could and yelled at who I could yell at, sweet talked who I could sweet talk, and big worded all the rest. If it happens...IT IS NOT ON ME.
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« Reply #821 on: April 05, 2013, 04:19:49 PM »
Also, I am very pissed off and increasingly drunk.
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« Reply #822 on: April 05, 2013, 04:20:50 PM »
Disclaimer: I did what I could and yelled at who I could yell at, sweet talked who I could sweet talk, and big worded all the rest. If it happens...IT IS NOT ON ME.

More pls.

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« Reply #823 on: April 05, 2013, 04:23:01 PM »
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« Reply #824 on: April 05, 2013, 04:23:27 PM »