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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #750 on: March 06, 2013, 12:39:57 PM »
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« Reply #751 on: March 13, 2013, 03:55:39 PM »
Why did US employees evac during the revolution? I have the specific answer. Any guesses?
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« Reply #752 on: March 13, 2013, 03:56:44 PM »
Why did US employees evac during the revolution? I have the specific answer. Any guesses?

So they didn't get killed?  :dunno:

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« Reply #753 on: March 13, 2013, 04:02:45 PM »
Why did US employees evac during the revolution? I have the specific answer. Any guesses?

Staged.  Not even real ultras.  US employees in beards and costume. 

All fake.

Explains why crap never got real.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #754 on: March 13, 2013, 04:18:11 PM »
Why did US employees evac during the revolution? I have the specific answer. Any guesses?

Protocol.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #755 on: March 13, 2013, 04:20:01 PM »
To replace the HVAC in the embassy?

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« Reply #756 on: March 13, 2013, 04:22:33 PM »
Why did US employees evac during the revolution? I have the specific answer. Any guesses?

Protocol.

Sort of.  There was a massive shingles (aka herpes zoster) outbreak amongst them and they had to be quarantined for being gross with shingles.  Per protocol.  We've all seen the commercials with the creepy shingles people. 
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #757 on: March 13, 2013, 04:42:20 PM »
I've had chicken pox.  :ohno: :ohno: :runaway: :runaway: :pray: :pray:

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« Reply #758 on: March 13, 2013, 04:55:40 PM »
Clogged toilets.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #759 on: March 13, 2013, 05:21:38 PM »
team outing for McArabias

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« Reply #760 on: March 13, 2013, 05:30:38 PM »
I've had chicken pox.  :ohno: :ohno: :runaway: :runaway: :pray: :pray:

Well then the herpes zoster virus is alread inside you.  Welcome to being gross. 
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #761 on: March 13, 2013, 05:53:30 PM »
A massive game of red rover with the Dutch Embassy

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« Reply #762 on: March 13, 2013, 05:54:32 PM »
I don't have a guess, but I'm hoping FR isn't planning to leave us hanging
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« Reply #763 on: March 14, 2013, 07:34:14 AM »
A massive game of red rover with the Dutch Embassy

We would have to lean heavily on our Mormons to keep this competitive.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #764 on: March 14, 2013, 07:38:57 AM »
do your Mormons ride around the streets of Cairo on bikes wearing white shirts, black ties, and happiness?

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« Reply #765 on: March 14, 2013, 01:37:50 PM »
do your Mormons ride around the streets of Cairo on bikes wearing white shirts, black ties, and happiness?

I bet you'd get your ass kicked for that in Egypt.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #766 on: March 14, 2013, 01:39:24 PM »
DAMNIT TELL US FELIX REX!

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #767 on: March 14, 2013, 01:50:40 PM »
Wanted Ben Affleck to make a movie about them?

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« Reply #768 on: March 15, 2013, 02:06:42 PM »
ANSWER: while drinking with a regional security officer, he explained that the evac had nothing (directly) to do with the political unrest. Turns out, during the height of protests, Mubarak released a crap load of criminals from the prisons and told the protestors to choose between holding their ground in Tahrir square and protecting their own homes. So everyone went home and the boabs set up armed checkpoints at every block and wouldn't allow anyone they didn't recognize access. So, the expats were completely immobilized and couldn't get basic needs.

Not that great of a story, but it was new to me and I wondered if it was something other people knew.
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« Reply #769 on: March 15, 2013, 02:08:56 PM »
ANSWER: while drinking with a regional security officer, he explained that the evac had nothing (directly) to do with the political unrest. Turns out, during the height of protests, Mubarak released a crap load of criminals from the prisons and told the protestors to choose between holding their ground in Tahrir square and protecting their own homes. So everyone went home and the boabs set up armed checkpoints at every block and wouldn't allow anyone they didn't recognize access. So, the expats were completely immobilized and couldn't get basic needs.

Not that great of a story, but it was new to me and I wondered if it was something other people knew.

Well I'm satisfied by this answer but, needless to say, the Dutch embassy is incredibly disappointed

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« Reply #770 on: March 15, 2013, 02:26:07 PM »
do your Mormons ride around the streets of Cairo on bikes wearing white shirts, black ties, and happiness?

By the way, they're "our Mormons". And no. More strength training than cardio.
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« Reply #771 on: March 15, 2013, 02:42:19 PM »
Egypt doesn't sound fun

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« Reply #772 on: March 15, 2013, 02:51:02 PM »
Egypt doesn't sound fun

Ummm...I guess flag waving mobs congregating at the sight of a beloved leaders assassination to protest the current government isn't fun?





Maybe you'd fit in better at Dave and Busters.

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« Reply #773 on: March 15, 2013, 03:03:54 PM »
as long as you knew you wouldn't get murdered or kidnapped or something, I'll bet Cairo is lots of fun.

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« Reply #774 on: March 15, 2013, 03:04:13 PM »
Boabs sound like much more than I thought they were.

I mean, armed check points?  I hope you tip him really well.