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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #700 on: December 24, 2012, 04:16:27 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on December 24, 2012, 03:53:09 PM
Bribe was very boring. Basic extortion of a driver with a diplomatic plate (because the us waived our whole immunity thing on traffic tickets and now we're a target of corrupt underpaid cops).

you have a driver, don't you?
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #701 on: December 24, 2012, 04:47:15 PM »
I wish I had diplomatic plates.  It has always seemed badass to me.  'Grats FR
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« Reply #702 on: December 24, 2012, 04:50:31 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on December 24, 2012, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: felix rex on December 24, 2012, 03:53:09 PM
Bribe was very boring. Basic extortion of a driver with a diplomatic plate (because the us waived our whole immunity thing on traffic tickets and now we're a target of corrupt underpaid cops).

you have a driver, don't you?

Sometimes. But driving here is fun in a Mario Kart way that you just don't have stateside.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #703 on: January 03, 2013, 03:18:26 PM »
was watching the Africa edition of "Fast Foods Gone Global" on the Travel Channel last night and they did, indeed, highlight the McArabia.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #704 on: January 03, 2013, 05:23:53 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on December 24, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
I wish I had diplomatic plates.  It has always seemed badass to me.  'Grats FR

Minister of affairs for the South African Consulate Arjen Rudd and LAPD Sgt. Roger Murtaugh disagree with you. 
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #705 on: January 03, 2013, 05:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 03, 2013, 05:23:53 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on December 24, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
I wish I had diplomatic plates.  It has always seemed badass to me.  'Grats FR

Minister of affairs for the South African Consulate Arjen Rudd and LAPD Sgt. Roger Murtaugh disagree with you.

Well, to be fair, Murtaugh is too old for that crap.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #706 on: January 03, 2013, 08:14:45 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on January 03, 2013, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 03, 2013, 05:23:53 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on December 24, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
I wish I had diplomatic plates.  It has always seemed badass to me.  'Grats FR

Minister of affairs for the South African Consulate Arjen Rudd and LAPD Sgt. Roger Murtaugh disagree with you.

Well, to be fair, Murtaugh is too old for that crap.

Bang! It's just been revoked!
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #707 on: January 06, 2013, 10:23:58 PM »
Came across this page of weird McDonald's options from around the world.  Yes, the McArabia is on there.

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/07/mcdonalds-menu-items-from-around-the-world-40-pics/
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #708 on: January 06, 2013, 10:26:08 PM »
Has FR even eaten this, yet? Did I miss it?
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #709 on: January 06, 2013, 10:29:23 PM »
Gooch and I saw a Taco Bueno in Wichita last week that sells booze.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #710 on: January 06, 2013, 10:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Trim on January 06, 2013, 10:29:23 PM
Gooch and I saw a Taco Bueno in Wichita last week that sells booze.

Progress. Wasn't there when I lived there.  :cheers:
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #711 on: January 06, 2013, 11:05:53 PM »
Quote from: bones129 on January 06, 2013, 10:36:03 PM
Quote from: Trim on January 06, 2013, 10:29:23 PM
Gooch and I saw a Taco Bueno in Wichita last week that sells booze.

Progress. Wasn't there when I lived there.  :cheers:

The one by Wesley sells booze.  At least that's what the sign says, I've never actually went inside it.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #712 on: January 06, 2013, 11:31:23 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on January 06, 2013, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: bones129 on January 06, 2013, 10:36:03 PM
Quote from: Trim on January 06, 2013, 10:29:23 PM
Gooch and I saw a Taco Bueno in Wichita last week that sells booze.

Progress. Wasn't there when I lived there.  :cheers:

The one by Wesley sells booze.  At least that's what the sign says, I've never actually went inside it.

That's convenient for all the new loser dads searching for lunch. 

TB guy:  So what'll ya have sir?

WT dad:  Oh how 'bout a beef burrito.

TB guy:  Ok and anything to drink?

WT dad:  Oh wow you guys sell alcohol!?  Whoowee!  Can I get a marguerita?  Mamma sure gonna love this.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #713 on: January 06, 2013, 11:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on January 06, 2013, 11:31:23 PM
Quote from: jtksu on January 06, 2013, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: bones129 on January 06, 2013, 10:36:03 PM
Quote from: Trim on January 06, 2013, 10:29:23 PM
Gooch and I saw a Taco Bueno in Wichita last week that sells booze.

Progress. Wasn't there when I lived there.  :cheers:

The one by Wesley sells booze.  At least that's what the sign says, I've never actually went inside it.

That's convenient for all the new loser dads searching for lunch. 

TB guy:  So what'll ya have sir?

WT dad:  Oh how 'bout a beef burrito.

TB guy:  Ok and anything to drink?

WT dad:  Oh wow you guys sell alcohol!?  Whoowee!  Can I get a marguerita?  Mamma sure gonna love this.

Or maybe a margarita to go. Put it in a styro cup.
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« Reply #714 on: January 07, 2013, 07:30:29 AM »
Is it not up on the blog anymore? All that hard work for nothing. C'mon!
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #715 on: January 28, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #716 on: January 28, 2013, 06:24:14 PM »
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #717 on: January 28, 2013, 06:50:14 PM »
Would eat. looks delicious.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #718 on: January 28, 2013, 06:58:39 PM »
Mrs. Rex sounds awesome to Pak with.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #719 on: January 28, 2013, 07:11:14 PM »
is that pitbull?
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« Reply #720 on: January 29, 2013, 02:22:13 AM »
This place is a goddamned mess right now. GMAFB, Egypt. Get your crap together.
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Re: Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #721 on: January 29, 2013, 09:51:40 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on January 29, 2013, 02:22:13 AM
This place is a goddamned mess right now. GMAFB, Egypt. Get your crap together.

stay safe Felix, and keep updating this thread
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #722 on: January 29, 2013, 09:55:33 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on January 29, 2013, 02:22:13 AM
This place is a goddamned mess right now. GMAFB, Egypt. Get your crap together.

I want a felix rex video parody of that McArabia commercial.
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« Reply #723 on: January 30, 2013, 05:50:53 AM »
I no can do on making videos (see attempts to upload censored family guy clips). However, I met a new potential birfer for the Cairo katpak head. Can't do it this Friday (which will likely be a shitstorm) but may be ready for the next big protest. Is the US media still paying much attention? Cuz it's hilariously mumped up here.

Also, did you guys see the video of the kid using the Nile as cover for chucking rocks at cops? Insider tip: the ones that run away are paid.
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« Reply #724 on: January 31, 2013, 06:44:37 AM »
So not only is Friday gonna be a shitstorm, but now there's a goddamn polio threat? Are you rough ridin' kidding me, Egypt?
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