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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2600 on: June 26, 2013, 03:16:56 PM »
The puppet on a string idea, dlew. :love:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2601 on: June 26, 2013, 03:24:58 PM »
So the flaky Filly finally made contact...

"Heyy... soooo sorry for flaking out. I just got super busy."

Is "Heyyy.... no worries.... I'm sure I'll run into you some day when you are in your thirties and we can all laugh at you.... I mean this.." too harsh/childish?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2602 on: June 26, 2013, 03:27:08 PM »
Too much, bud.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2603 on: June 26, 2013, 03:29:57 PM »
What DU wedding is 8mp invited to that I'm not!?

The Indian kid (Cherokee kind, not dandu kind) from Missouri who used to be in minister school

:horrorsurprise: ....there must have been a mistake.

Looking for a +1 to said wedding. Saddle up, ass jockey.  :dance:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2604 on: June 26, 2013, 03:31:41 PM »
Too much, bud.

Haha... yeah, I just sent... "No worries."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2605 on: June 26, 2013, 03:33:46 PM »
she is a past summer fling from summer 2010. heres the horrible thing, you guys. i have absolutely no idea why things ended. i was pretty drunk for most of the summer (painting internship). she went to nursing school in kansas city and i was still in school in manhattan. guess it just kind of died out? idk. maybe one of my bros from summer 2010 can fill me in on what i told them at the time.
Yeah I think I may be able to chime in on why it didn't work out between you two, but it depends on which girl we're talking about.

Girl A.  She was sickeningly contrary.  And she never laughed at any of my jokes, and because he's one of my main dogs, that's an important sticking point for KSC.  She especially didn't laugh at the joke i like to tell about how i want to be puppeted down the aisle by cords at my funeral and "jump" into my coffin.  KSC needs a chick with a sense of H, and this chick had none of it.

Girl B.  According to BigDcat, this girl was a bitch.

There you have it folks.

and the mystery girl is behind...

DOOR A!!!

 :lol: completely forgot about your funeral joke. yeah, she was pretty  :horrorsurprise: by that one. in her defense, that was her first time hanging out with all the dudes and she gets that one. but oh my god i completely forgot how much her sense of humor sucked. it has definitely gotten better, but i highly doubt she would laugh at that joke again.

thanks for shining a little light on this one, dlewski.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2606 on: June 26, 2013, 03:35:12 PM »
maybe you need to hear the whole funeral joke. :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2607 on: June 26, 2013, 03:37:10 PM »
What DU wedding is 8mp invited to that I'm not!?
The Indian kid (Cherokee kind, not dandu kind) from Missouri who used to be in minister school
:horrorsurprise: ....there must have been a mistake.
Looking for a +1 to said wedding. Saddle up, ass jockey.  :dance:

what's the date?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2608 on: June 26, 2013, 03:44:52 PM »
What DU wedding is 8mp invited to that I'm not!?
The Indian kid (Cherokee kind, not dandu kind) from Missouri who used to be in minister school
:horrorsurprise: ....there must have been a mistake.
Looking for a +1 to said wedding. Saddle up, ass jockey.  :dance:

what's the date?

July 13th. Are you actually wanting to do this?!?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2609 on: June 26, 2013, 03:47:40 PM »
i'll text you  ;)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2610 on: June 26, 2013, 03:48:10 PM »
maybe you need to hear the whole funeral joke. :dunno:
you really have to see it in person.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2611 on: June 26, 2013, 03:49:47 PM »
maybe you need to hear the whole funeral joke. :dunno:
you really have to see it in person.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2612 on: June 26, 2013, 04:22:23 PM »
maybe you need to hear the whole funeral joke. :dunno:
you really have to see it in person.

in your original post i imagined you acting it out like JT in the bye,bye,bye video.
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« Reply #2613 on: June 26, 2013, 04:27:35 PM »
maybe you need to hear the whole funeral joke. :dunno:
you really have to see it in person.

in your original post i imagined you acting it out like JT in the bye,bye,bye video.
basically.  yeah.  and it's a really strange affair because of course everyone is sad, but everyone takes solace in "well this is how he wanted it."


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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2614 on: June 26, 2013, 04:31:46 PM »
Could easily do thriller dance moves fwiw. Just food for thought.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2615 on: June 26, 2013, 04:34:54 PM »
Could easily do thriller dance moves fwiw. Just food for thought.
totally.  great idea.  and i'd hope that some of my buds are in the rafters somberly getting trashed on lukewarm stones while they play puppeteer.

and see, this chick beantown cat's into was horrified by this fun little conversation.  ugh.  can you say boring?


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2616 on: June 26, 2013, 04:47:25 PM »
I'd have them end it with one last K-S-UUUUUUUUUUUU WILDCATS! Cheer. or maybe the YMCA, whatever you want Dlew its your funeral.

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2617 on: June 26, 2013, 05:12:25 PM »
Too much, bud.

Word of advice: don't call men "buds"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2618 on: June 26, 2013, 05:14:26 PM »
god dlews funeral sounds like a rough ridin' awesome time. this chick has got to go.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2619 on: June 26, 2013, 05:17:11 PM »
add dlews funeral to movie ideas thread.. modern day weekend at bernies

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2620 on: June 26, 2013, 05:17:40 PM »
god dlews funeral sounds like a rough ridin' awesome time. this chick has got to go.

Watch your mouth ksc

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2621 on: June 26, 2013, 05:21:13 PM »
GUYS DID YOU SEE MY POSTS ABOUT THE OLD FLAME OR NOT?  :curse:

Why is she an old flame?

oh geez michigancat, thanks for answering my call for attention.

sorry, mich. meant to answer that.

she is a past summer fling from summer 2010. heres the horrible thing, you guys. i have absolutely no idea why things ended. i was pretty drunk for most of the summer (painting internship). she went to nursing school in kansas city and i was still in school in manhattan. guess it just kind of died out? idk. maybe one of my bros from summer 2010 can fill me in on what i told them at the time.
I was a painting intern in the summer of 2010.....KSU housing perhaps?

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« Reply #2622 on: June 26, 2013, 05:33:23 PM »
Too much, bud.

Word of advice: don't call men "buds"

People that say this irl to contemporaries are rough ridin' puds 100% of the time in my experience.  I haven't met a single person that's worth a crap that says this.  Always rough ridin' dunces. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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« Reply #2623 on: June 26, 2013, 05:45:38 PM »
Too much, bud.

Word of advice: don't call men "buds"

People that say this irl to contemporaries are rough ridin' puds 100% of the time in my experience.  I haven't met a single person that's worth a crap that says this.  Always rough ridin' dunces.
I'll IRL kick your ass, bud.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2624 on: June 26, 2013, 05:48:43 PM »
Yeah, what a bunch of weirdos.