Master Dating Thread

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Wackycat... PLEASE tell me you didn't take a half day at your new job.

[Emo EMAW]

Either way, I was set back a bit when I heard that tonight.

Were you set back because she lied to you or because she is 31. I mean 3 years age difference is not very much. If you like her and you thought she was hot enough to bang then what does it matter what her age is?

Hot enough to bang and hot enough to date/marry are like oceans apart for some people.

[The1BigWillie]

Wacky... keep doing what you do and keep telling us all about it.  YES!!!

 

[slobber]

Wackycat... PLEASE tell me you didn't take a half day at your new job.

Funny thing. That was my first thought, too.

[420seriouscat69]

Either way, I was set back a bit when I heard that tonight.

Were you set back because she lied to you or because she is 31. I mean 3 years age difference is not very much. If you like her and you thought she was hot enough to bang then what does it matter what her age is?

It doesn't. You're right. I guess I just thought it was a silly thing to fib about. I've dated older several times.

[420seriouscat69]

Wackycat... PLEASE tell me you didn't take a half day at your new job.

Funny thing. That was my first thought, too.

Nope. I don't start that for a couple more weeks. I need to use up all my time.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Either way, I was set back a bit when I heard that tonight.

Were you set back because she lied to you or because she is 31. I mean 3 years age difference is not very much. If you like her and you thought she was hot enough to bang then what does it matter what her age is?

It doesn't. You're right. I guess I just thought it was a silly thing to fib about. I've dated older several times.

It's not really a lie if you said it while drunk and don't remember saying it.

[CNS]

Yeah, we met at martini corner this last Sunday during a Sunday funday session. I don't think she saw it more past the day and my group and her group were hitting it off and exchanging jokes. Next think you know I was headed back to her condo downtown. Crazy thing is, we didn't want to leave each other Monday morning. She called in sick and I took a half day. Since then we've been texting non stop and I met her and her friends for happy hour tonight. She didn't even remember telling me she was 28, it her real age finally came up cause her friends were asking questions about me, age etc. We're suppose to hangout tomorrow night and I can't tell if  I'm in to her cause the physical thing or the easy bantering that exist. Either way, I was set back a bit when I heard that tonight.

Why not let it be both?  Having both is what it's all about.

[puniraptor]

shes probably lying about being 31 because she wants you to think she wants you rush into a relationship and implant kids in her. she is really 28. she told the truth about that because she was drunk.

[Rage Against the McKee]

it seems like you want more than one night stands buddy. in that case, you gotta quit knocking boots the first time you meet these fillies..

as for the 31 thing.. she wants kids. soon. do you? probs not. adios.

Doesn't wacky already have a kid? I don't see what the big deal about having a 2nd kid would be.

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, we met at martini corner this last Sunday during a Sunday funday session. I don't think she saw it more past the day and my group and her group were hitting it off and exchanging jokes. Next think you know I was headed back to her condo downtown. Crazy thing is, we didn't want to leave each other Monday morning. She called in sick and I took a half day. Since then we've been texting non stop and I met her and her friends for happy hour tonight. She didn't even remember telling me she was 28, it her real age finally came up cause her friends were asking questions about me, age etc. We're suppose to hangout tomorrow night and I can't tell if  I'm in to her cause the physical thing or the easy bantering that exist. Either way, I was set back a bit when I heard that tonight.

Why not let it be both?  Having both is what it's all about.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

[Mrs. Gooch]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

Make sure your face is in the pic too so she knows who it is from.

[slobber]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

Make sure your face is in the pic too so she knows who it is from.

Send her a pic of yourself holding a really large dildo. She'll get the idea.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

Make sure your face is in the pic too so she knows who it is from.

Send her a pic of yourself holding a really large dildo. She'll get the idea.

pak head or no pak head?

[slobber]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

Make sure your face is in the pic too so she knows who it is from.

Send her a pic of yourself holding a really large dildo. She'll get the idea.

pak head or no pak head?

Use your avatar head. 

[420seriouscat69]

Take a selfie of yourself eating a popsicle with the text saying- "Taste the rainbow!"

[slobber]

Take a selfie of yourself eating a popsicle with the text saying- "Taste the asparagus!"

FYP

[ednksu]

http://deadspin.com/j-r-smiths-twitter-come-on-has-been-immortalized-on-a-461167173

buy it, beat fillies off

[Mrs. Gooch]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

Make sure your face is in the pic too so she knows who it is from.

Send her a pic of yourself holding a really large dildo. She'll get the idea.

No. This just gives the impression that you were too embarrassed to put your real dick in the pic.

[slobber]

guys i kinda wanna bone this chick but she lives in chicago. should i just send her a pic of my dick or what?

Make sure your face is in the pic too so she knows who it is from.

Send her a pic of yourself holding a really large dildo. She'll get the idea.

No. This just gives the impression that you were too embarrassed to put your real dick in the pic.

Welp, there's your answer KSC! I was just trying to help, but the female insight from Mrs. Gooch certainly trumps my opinion. Please let us know how it works out.

[CNS]

When it comes to cell phone pics between two ppl that don't know each other very well, a good rule of thumb is to always go with real dick.

[Emo EMAW]

Send both versions of pic to Mrs Gooch and let her decide what's best.

[CNS]

Send both versions of pic to Mrs Gooch and let her decide what's best.

It's gotta be nice for the single guys to have a resource like gE and Mrs Gooch for times like this.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Send both versions of pic to Mrs Gooch and let her decide what's best.

Make sure your face is in the pic so I know who it is from. I don't have time to sort through all the dick pics I receive to figure out who each one came from.