Master Dating Thread

[puniraptor]

Yeah, won't be needing this thread anymore. What a crazy 48 hours. It's been real you guys, I'm out.

Congratulations, buddy.  I can't wait for the bachelor party.

i think he got married yesterday.

[Dugout DickStone]

I shoveled my neighbor's driveway this morning because he had a hip replacement two weeks ago and I figured I would lend a hand as he is a good dude that I fish with.  Mid shovel, this attractive girl comes out of the house and starts helping me.  I knew it was his grand-daughter, so I played it cool.  However, I did throw one snow ball at her (just a small one).  She wants to go for drinks Wednesday night, but am pretty leary of anything due to the fact that her grandpa and I are fishing buddies. 

Hmmmmmm...I may have to think about how I am going to handle this one.

He would want you to go fishing with his grand daughter.

[ben ji]

 

So no more 34yr olds?

[yoga-like_abana]

I shoveled my neighbor's driveway this morning because he had a hip replacement two weeks ago and I figured I would lend a hand as he is a good dude that I fish with.  Mid shovel, this attractive girl comes out of the house and starts helping me.  I knew it was his grand-daughter, so I played it cool.  However, I did throw one snow ball at her (just a small one).  She wants to go for drinks Wednesday night, but am pretty leary of anything due to the fact that her grandpa and I are fishing buddies. 

Hmmmmmm...I may have to think about how I am going to handle this one.

So many master bater jokes sooo many!

[RickRampus]

side tat chick with piercings turned out to be a real let down :frownyface: 

[Boom Roasted]

 

So no more 34yr olds?

Nope. I've sewed my wild oats.

Little WackyCat #2 on the way?

[KSUblumpkin]

I shoveled my neighbor's driveway this morning because he had a hip replacement two weeks ago and I figured I would lend a hand as he is a good dude that I fish with.  Mid shovel, this attractive girl comes out of the house and starts helping me.  I knew it was his grand-daughter, so I played it cool.  However, I did throw one snow ball at her (just a small one).  She wants to go for drinks Wednesday night, but am pretty leary of anything due to the fact that her grandpa and I are fishing buddies. 

Hmmmmmm...I may have to think about how I am going to handle this one.

So many master bater jokes sooo many!

I give you the green light...go for it.

[KSUblumpkin]

side tat chick with piercings turned out to be a real let down :frownyface:

That sucks Rick.  I was expecting big things for you with this filly. 

[RickRampus]

side tat chick with piercings turned out to be a real let down :frownyface:

That sucks Rick.  I was expecting big things for you with this filly.

well blump, you win some and you lose some.  at least this is what I garner from gE Elite Dater Wackycat, carry on and
 

[420seriouscat69]

side tat chick with piercings turned out to be a real let down :frownyface:

That sucks Rick.  I was expecting big things for you with this filly.

well blump, you win some and you lose some.  at least this is what I garner from gE Elite Dater Wackycat, carry on and
 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

This thread sucks now. Fanning, if you care about your friends (and clearly you don't cuz you haven't PM'ed me) you need to ditch this filly.

[eastcat]

I shoveled my neighbor's driveway this morning because he had a hip replacement two weeks ago and I figured I would lend a hand as he is a good dude that I fish with.  Mid shovel, this attractive girl comes out of the house and starts helping me.  I knew it was his grand-daughter, so I played it cool.  However, I did throw one snow ball at her (just a small one).  She wants to go for drinks Wednesday night, but am pretty leary of anything due to the fact that her grandpa and I are fishing buddies. 

Hmmmmmm...I may have to think about how I am going to handle this one.

Follow your screen name to success.

[KSUblumpkin]

I shoveled my neighbor's driveway this morning because he had a hip replacement two weeks ago and I figured I would lend a hand as he is a good dude that I fish with.  Mid shovel, this attractive girl comes out of the house and starts helping me.  I knew it was his grand-daughter, so I played it cool.  However, I did throw one snow ball at her (just a small one).  She wants to go for drinks Wednesday night, but am pretty leary of anything due to the fact that her grandpa and I are fishing buddies. 

Hmmmmmm...I may have to think about how I am going to handle this one.

Follow your screen name to success.

I always do.  I've decided to slay the filly should the opportunity arise.  I'll just make sure to continue to shovel his driveway if I scar her.

Also, I agree with KKK.  The success of this thread depends on Fanning slaying fillies.  My game is at about a D-, but Fanning is an elite filly slayer.  I think this blog needs a single Fanning.

[Dugout DickStone]

No one marries a bitch who is 6'.  Wackycat will be back.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

 

You owe me some photos bruh....

(Soooo glad I broke out the pics stash in Stoolwater)

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

You guys!

Wackycat08 PMed me his number last night. How long should I wait to call him?? TIA

[Emo EMAW]

You guys!

Wackycat08 PMed me his number last night. How long should I wait to call him?? TIA

Oh man.  Give it a couple days, then the night you want to do something text him like 2 hours before and say something like "yo wackycat, youse and mes gon' go fer drinks at 10!  Peace!"

[CNS]

Its a fake.  Hope you are hungry for pizza.

[The1BigWillie]

I shaved.  Timeout ends officiallly on Saturday night.  My mojo and I are going to do some work this weekend.  Stay tuned...

[ben ji]

Met WackyCat's and his new Philly before the game on friday. Girl is a saint, I'm pretty sure her job is to cheer up young kids before they go into surgery.

Asked how they met "Well he's tall, I'm tall...it just kind of worked out"

Also ben ji's philly really like WackyCat's philly, said something to the effect of "I really liked her and would like to hang out with them again" 

[Emo EMAW]

Saw wackycat and his date before the game.  He looks like this guy (celebrity look alike thread crosspost)

[mocat]

So fanning plays himself in The Descendants?

Wrong move messing with Clooney's family, imo. 

[420seriouscat69]

Met WackyCat's and his new Philly before the game on friday. Girl is a saint, I'm pretty sure her job is to cheer up young kids before they go into surgery.

Asked how they met "Well he's tall, I'm tall...it just kind of worked out"

Also ben ji's philly really like WackyCat's philly, said something to the effect of "I really liked her and would like to hang out with them again" 

It was a real treat seeing you guys. This one has me on cloud 9. Just taking it all in.

[420seriouscat69]

Saw wackycat and his date before the game.  He looks like this guy (celebrity look alike thread crosspost)

You shoulda said hi, friend.

[Emo EMAW]

Na you two were on your way somewhere.  And like with those long legs the strides were so long I couldn't catch up.