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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1950 on: March 14, 2013, 03:26:24 PM »
Looks like Fanning found Craigslist

Someone is offering Free Big12 tourney tickets to whoever sends them the best boobie pic.
Yeah. That's awesome. I thought about sending some old pics that I had from past fillies.
I swear that I am not that old, but too old to have been receiving titty texts. My questions follow: Do a high percentage of girls actually send these to you? Is it largely limited to girls you have banged? Are the girls stupid? Don't they realize that you are showing these photos to your buds?

Thanks for a response!

No. Mostly. Very. Probably- see answer to previous question.  :D
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1951 on: March 14, 2013, 03:45:25 PM »
Looks like Fanning found Craigslist

Someone is offering Free Big12 tourney tickets to whoever sends them the best boobie pic.
Yeah. That's awesome. I thought about sending some old pics that I had from past fillies.
I swear that I am not that old, but too old to have been receiving titty texts. My questions follow: Do a high percentage of girls actually send these to you? Is it largely limited to girls you have banged? Are the girls stupid? Don't they realize that you are showing these photos to your buds?

Thanks for a response!

Only got 1 in my life and it was from a girl I dated for a while in college :frown:

Side note, lost my phone storming the field during texas game so had to activate the phone i had in college for a while. Going through old pics on the phone and BOOM found it!

Did not show it to anyone when we were dating but you bet your ass after finding the pic again the next time i was out at the bars with the Brooooooo's they all got a good long look.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1952 on: March 14, 2013, 04:08:47 PM »
Looks like Fanning found Craigslist

Someone is offering Free Big12 tourney tickets to whoever sends them the best boobie pic.
Yeah. That's awesome. I thought about sending some old pics that I had from past fillies.


Surely you could win with some that I showed you in that Stillwater bar... Want 'em?  Or is it too late now?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1953 on: March 14, 2013, 04:17:51 PM »
I've never shown them to my friends, seems like a violation of trust/privacy.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1954 on: March 14, 2013, 04:41:56 PM »
showing naked pictures of old girlfriends to other guys seems like a fanning thing to do

no offense fanning

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1955 on: March 14, 2013, 04:45:22 PM »
I've never shown them to my friends, seems like a violation of trust/privacy.

Loads of guys have seen any chick's tits that sends them via cell phone, both live and in pics... Plus, the "smart" chicks that send 'em realize you're probably gonna show your buddies and the ones dumb enough to believe you won't deserve to have their tits shown to everybody.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1956 on: March 14, 2013, 04:51:13 PM »
I've never shown them to my friends, seems like a violation of trust/privacy.

Loads of guys have seen any chick's tits that sends them via cell phone, both live and in pics... Plus, the "smart" chicks that send 'em realize you're probably gonna show your buddies and the ones dumb enough to believe you won't deserve to have their tits shown to everybody.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1957 on: March 14, 2013, 04:57:20 PM »
I've never shown them to my friends, seems like a violation of trust/privacy.

Loads of guys have seen any chick's tits that sends them via cell phone, both live and in pics... Plus, the "smart" chicks that send 'em realize you're probably gonna show your buddies and the ones dumb enough to believe you won't deserve to have their tits shown to everybody.

it's the difference between you being a slimy bad person, and me not being a slimy bad person i guess.   :dunno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1958 on: March 14, 2013, 09:02:24 PM »
Hey wackycat. Just met a filly with a side thigh tat. What works on them? I'm in uncharted waters.
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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1959 on: March 14, 2013, 10:13:29 PM »
Hey wackycat. Just met a filly with a side thigh tat. What works on them? I'm in uncharted waters.

Everything, from what I understand

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1960 on: March 14, 2013, 10:50:24 PM »
It's that easy huh? Do you at least compliment her tats? She also claims to have 18 , count them 18 piercings. I can count 7 tops above the shoulders. I'm like manti teo in a room full of living females lost.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1961 on: March 14, 2013, 11:00:23 PM »
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1962 on: March 14, 2013, 11:02:39 PM »
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1963 on: March 14, 2013, 11:04:48 PM »
So should I do it for the experience then? From the sounds of it from the esteemed elders or ge, there wouldn't be a lot of tread on the tires.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1964 on: March 14, 2013, 11:36:45 PM »
So should I do it for the experience then? From the sounds of it from the esteemed elders or ge, there wouldn't be a lot of tread on the tires.

Quit bitching and bone her. Ask her if you can see all of her tattoos and wink or just roofie her like a real man
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1965 on: March 14, 2013, 11:54:35 PM »
Fan..wackykat u animal.  Btw , serious I can see 7 above the shoulders and she claims 18 as far as piercings go. Where in the hell are the rest of them??? :bill:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1966 on: March 15, 2013, 12:42:23 AM »
I've never shown them to my friends, seems like a violation of trust/privacy.

Loads of guys have seen any chick's tits that sends them via cell phone, both live and in pics... Plus, the "smart" chicks that send 'em realize you're probably gonna show your buddies and the ones dumb enough to believe you won't deserve to have their tits shown to everybody.

it's the difference between you being a slimy bad person, and me not being a slimy bad person i guess.   :dunno:

Wrong. If a dude sends pics of his male genitals to a chick, she's gonna show her whore friends. Goes both ways... 

Doesn't make anybody a "slimy bad person".  Perhaps you'd feel more at home here: gopowercat.com

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1967 on: March 15, 2013, 12:48:32 AM »
I've never shown them to my friends, seems like a violation of trust/privacy.

Loads of guys have seen any chick's tits that sends them via cell phone, both live and in pics... Plus, the "smart" chicks that send 'em realize you're probably gonna show your buddies and the ones dumb enough to believe you won't deserve to have their tits shown to everybody.

it's the difference between you being a slimy bad person, and me not being a slimy bad person i guess.   :dunno:

Wrong. If a dude sends pics of his crock to a chick, she's gonna show her whore friends. Goes both ways... 

Doesn't make anybody a "slimy bad person".  Perhaps you'd feel more at home here: gopowercat.com

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1968 on: March 15, 2013, 01:44:13 AM »
This last page. woof.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1969 on: March 15, 2013, 07:26:09 AM »
This last page. woof.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1970 on: March 15, 2013, 08:17:55 AM »
How'd it go, Rampus?

Are you gonna wife her up?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1971 on: March 15, 2013, 09:35:42 AM »
Update from the ole Blumperz.

I am friends with a good friend of the trust fund chick.  Basically, my friend said this chick is a pathological liar.

Welp...on to the next filly.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1972 on: March 15, 2013, 10:16:54 AM »
How'd it go, Rampus?

Are you gonna wife her up?

going for drinks after work today.  she screams anti-wife material though, so probz no on the eternal monogomy kcc
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1973 on: March 15, 2013, 11:49:28 AM »
Say her name a lot while you are getting drinks.  I think that is supposed to make them like you.

Also, don't listen to anything I say.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1974 on: March 15, 2013, 11:59:05 AM »
If you guys really wanna get girls, just follow everything R Gos does in Crazy Stupid Love. #Swoon