Master Dating Thread

[KSUblumpkin]

Look at ole Blumperz here scorin' TD's and Sexton it up!

Hahaha!  I played it cool.  We went to the UK themed bar.  Dialogue was solid.  I was ready to go bowling but she wanted to watch the Wisconsin vs Michigan State game last night so we went back to her place which was nearby.  I thought she was trying to pull one of those boss moves on me.  You know...where the girl says I like sports, blah blah blah.  Turns out she likes sports. 

Luckily for me the game was boring.  I was a gentleman though.  I said I had to leave as I have to work early this morning but had an absolute blast. 

At 2:10 pm...got the sext with the caption "what u doing 2nite". 

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[hurtsogood]

Update on the date from the ole Blumperz.

Went well.

Just got a sext.

Boom.

All of life should be this simple and good.  'Grats, Blumps.

[Willesgirl]

My debut in the dating thread.  Hope I don't eff this up.

I went on a date with a filly last night (so far so good, right?).  I initially asked her to go ice skating and then to dinner, and she was all like, "I don't like ice skating, but dinner would be nice."

I didn't think anything of it.  Then, as dinner is winding to a close, I ask if she wants to go get a drink and maybe play some shuffleboard or pool (just trying to keep the date going).  She says, "I don't like pool, and I'm not sure I want to go to a bar on Monday."  So I just took her home, and she jumped out of the car before I even had it in park.  The date went for exactly an hour.  It took me longer to iron my freaking shirt.

I figured she just wasn't that into me and was ready to move on, but now she has texted like a dozen times and wants to go out again.  She's even planning the date.  What the eff?

On Tuesday, she proposed a double date with the two of us and her friend and my brother (who is into her friend).  A double date isn't exactly my ideal second date, but whatever makes her comfortable and allows her to have fun. We kept texting all week and flirting and whatnot. Now my brother says that his date said that the double date may be canceled or some crap.  My date never said anything about it being canceled, and when I reached out today about the "percentage chance" of seeing her this weekend, she said (paraphrasing here) "It's my friend's birthday this weekend.  I'll keep you posted."

What the effing eff?  Is she just socially incompetent or not that into me or what?  Eff.

Her friend likes (liked?) your brother. She was playing wing man. You just got caught in the middle. Ts and Ps.

[ChiComCat]

If nothing else, you've probably played to desperate.  Tell her she's no fun and cut off communications for a few days.  Then randomly text her to go out, spur of the moment, on the day of.

[KSUblumpkin]

Her friend likes (liked?) your brother. She was playing wing man. You just got caught in the middle. Ts and Ps.

I don't know if it was deliberate, but this sounds like a potential possibility.  Ugh.  Iceman came in to distract while Maverick targets your bro.

You've been #TopGunned

[hurtsogood]

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[mocat]

If nothing else, you've probably played to desperate.  Tell her she's no fun and cut off communications for a few days.  Then randomly text her to go out, spur of the moment, on the day of.

Yeah jfc why would you ever ask a girl the percentage chance of seeing her? You just answered your own question, and the answer is 0%

[shivvyman]

Chick and I have been off and on for 3-4 months (nothing official).

I finally decide this back and forth crap needs to stop and let's just give it a go for real.

She counters by informing me she has been 'dating' other people during this time. Caught me off guard. She then goes on to tell me she has a guy 'friend' coming into town this weekend who she has a history with and is sorry for lying about the fact she previously said that she was just going to see one of her good friends up in north. I did not see this coming, but I suppose I could have at least given the thought of it potentially occuring (not like I had been perfect either as I ended up being honest about a few things she was unaware of during the previous 4 months).

I tell her she can see me and only me or I'm walking. She says she wants to continue our 'relationship' but doesn't want to commit to anything. I say, OK, but tell me you don't have any intention of having any type of physical contact with this dude coming into town for the weekend. She says no sex will be had, but anything else could happen.

After hearing that, I walk. I don't know what spineless man is going to let the chick he cares for do what she wants on the side while still seeing her and pretending like nothing has happened. She said such actions as refusing to talk or ever see her again would be 'immature.' Bullshit, I say. Blocked her texts and calls cause I know she'll want to pick things up again as soon as he is out of town. I'm out, but I feel like a mopy little bitch who got his feeling hurt.

Do you do the same or try to 'win' her over? I don't have time for stupid games and I'm not getting in some competition with this loser who apparently already knows about me (and is fine with her seeing other people ((i.e. -- ME)) so long as he still gets the opportunity to see her).

[puniraptor]

No. She clearly doesn't feel the same about you as you do her. It's gotta be even. Plenty of shrimp in the gulf.

[CNS]

Nope. You are right.  Be done.

[ben ji]

Cut the cord and move on

[EuroCat]

After hearing that, I walk. I don't know what spineless man is going to let the chick he cares for do what she wants on the side while still seeing her and pretending like nothing has happened. She said such actions as refusing to talk or ever see her again would be 'immature.' Bullshit, I say. Blocked her texts and calls cause I know she'll want to pick things up again as soon as he is out of town. I'm out, but I feel like a mopy little bitch who got his feeling hurt.

So many dudes don't have the guts to make this (right) move. Good work, shivvy.

[hurtsogood]

Her friend likes (liked?) your brother. She was playing wing man. You just got caught in the middle. Ts and Ps.

I don't know if it was deliberate, but this sounds like a potential possibility.  Ugh.  Iceman came in to distract while Maverick targets your bro.

You've been #TopGunned

I went to a happy hour last night, then drank a bunch of scotch while watching basketball, then fell asleep at about 12:30.  When I woke up this morning, I saw that she sent the following message while I was asleep:

"I'm out for girls night and it's kind of a crap show. ha ha. Are you out?"

After no response.

"Poo.  Maybe I'll see you tomorrow."

 

[wetwillie]

Her friend likes (liked?) your brother. She was playing wing man. You just got caught in the middle. Ts and Ps.

I don't know if it was deliberate, but this sounds like a potential possibility.  Ugh.  Iceman came in to distract while Maverick targets your bro.

You've been #TopGunned

I went to a happy hour last night, then drank a bunch of scotch while watching basketball, then fell asleep at about 12:30.  When I woke up this morning, I saw that she sent the following message while I was asleep:

"I'm out for girls night and it's kind of a crap show. ha ha. Are you out?"

After no response.

"Poo.  Maybe I'll see you tomorrow."

 

Don't talk to her again, she doesn't respect you.

[420seriouscat69]

'Grats, you now have the power!

[eastcat]

Chick and I have been off and on for 3-4 months (nothing official).

I finally decide this back and forth crap needs to stop and let's just give it a go for real.

She counters by informing me she has been 'dating' other people during this time. Caught me off guard. She then goes on to tell me she has a guy 'friend' coming into town this weekend who she has a history with and is sorry for lying about the fact she previously said that she was just going to see one of her good friends up in north. I did not see this coming, but I suppose I could have at least given the thought of it potentially occuring (not like I had been perfect either as I ended up being honest about a few things she was unaware of during the previous 4 months).

I tell her she can see me and only me or I'm walking. She says she wants to continue our 'relationship' but doesn't want to commit to anything. I say, OK, but tell me you don't have any intention of having any type of physical contact with this dude coming into town for the weekend. She says no sex will be had, but anything else could happen.

After hearing that, I walk. I don't know what spineless man is going to let the chick he cares for do what she wants on the side while still seeing her and pretending like nothing has happened. She said such actions as refusing to talk or ever see her again would be 'immature.' Bullshit, I say. Blocked her texts and calls cause I know she'll want to pick things up again as soon as he is out of town. I'm out, but I feel like a mopy little bitch who got his feeling hurt.

Do you do the same or try to 'win' her over? I don't have time for stupid games and I'm not getting in some competition with this loser who apparently already knows about me (and is fine with her seeing other people ((i.e. -- ME)) so long as he still gets the opportunity to see her).

You need to stick around just long enough to create a big mess and scare the other dude away. As soon as he's gone you bounce and leave her high and dry.

[Dugout DickStone]

Chick and I have been off and on for 3-4 months (nothing official).

I finally decide this back and forth crap needs to stop and let's just give it a go for real.

She counters by informing me she has been 'dating' other people during this time. Caught me off guard. She then goes on to tell me she has a guy 'friend' coming into town this weekend who she has a history with and is sorry for lying about the fact she previously said that she was just going to see one of her good friends up in north. I did not see this coming, but I suppose I could have at least given the thought of it potentially occuring (not like I had been perfect either as I ended up being honest about a few things she was unaware of during the previous 4 months).

I tell her she can see me and only me or I'm walking. She says she wants to continue our 'relationship' but doesn't want to commit to anything. I say, OK, but tell me you don't have any intention of having any type of physical contact with this dude coming into town for the weekend. She says no sex will be had, but anything else could happen.

After hearing that, I walk. I don't know what spineless man is going to let the chick he cares for do what she wants on the side while still seeing her and pretending like nothing has happened. She said such actions as refusing to talk or ever see her again would be 'immature.' Bullshit, I say. Blocked her texts and calls cause I know she'll want to pick things up again as soon as he is out of town. I'm out, but I feel like a mopy little bitch who got his feeling hurt.

Do you do the same or try to 'win' her over? I don't have time for stupid games and I'm not getting in some competition with this loser who apparently already knows about me (and is fine with her seeing other people ((i.e. -- ME)) so long as he still gets the opportunity to see her).

She is going to be sore this week anyway.

[star seed 7]

Chick and I have been off and on for 3-4 months (nothing official).

I finally decide this back and forth crap needs to stop and let's just give it a go for real.

She counters by informing me she has been 'dating' other people during this time. Caught me off guard. She then goes on to tell me she has a guy 'friend' coming into town this weekend who she has a history with and is sorry for lying about the fact she previously said that she was just going to see one of her good friends up in north. I did not see this coming, but I suppose I could have at least given the thought of it potentially occuring (not like I had been perfect either as I ended up being honest about a few things she was unaware of during the previous 4 months).

I tell her she can see me and only me or I'm walking. She says she wants to continue our 'relationship' but doesn't want to commit to anything. I say, OK, but tell me you don't have any intention of having any type of physical contact with this dude coming into town for the weekend. She says no sex will be had, but anything else could happen.

After hearing that, I walk. I don't know what spineless man is going to let the chick he cares for do what she wants on the side while still seeing her and pretending like nothing has happened. She said such actions as refusing to talk or ever see her again would be 'immature.' Bullshit, I say. Blocked her texts and calls cause I know she'll want to pick things up again as soon as he is out of town. I'm out, but I feel like a mopy little bitch who got his feeling hurt.

Do you do the same or try to 'win' her over? I don't have time for stupid games and I'm not getting in some competition with this loser who apparently already knows about me (and is fine with her seeing other people ((i.e. -- ME)) so long as he still gets the opportunity to see her).

She is going to be sore this week anyway.

DNR the quoted post, but limestone's sentence gives me a boner.

[CNS]

You should end it and get your ass to the clinic, stat.

[hurtsogood]

Her friend likes (liked?) your brother. She was playing wing man. You just got caught in the middle. Ts and Ps.

I don't know if it was deliberate, but this sounds like a potential possibility.  Ugh.  Iceman came in to distract while Maverick targets your bro.

You've been #TopGunned

I went to a happy hour last night, then drank a bunch of scotch while watching basketball, then fell asleep at about 12:30.  When I woke up this morning, I saw that she sent the following message while I was asleep:

"I'm out for girls night and it's kind of a crap show. ha ha. Are you out?"

After no response.

"Poo.  Maybe I'll see you tomorrow."

 

Don't talk to her again, she doesn't respect you.

She texted me again tonight. I fell just short of calling her a fun hater.  On to the next one.

 

[nicname]

Her friend likes (liked?) your brother. She was playing wing man. You just got caught in the middle. Ts and Ps.

I don't know if it was deliberate, but this sounds like a potential possibility.  Ugh.  Iceman came in to distract while Maverick targets your bro.

You've been #TopGunned

I went to a happy hour last night, then drank a bunch of scotch while watching basketball, then fell asleep at about 12:30.  When I woke up this morning, I saw that she sent the following message while I was asleep:

"I'm out for girls night and it's kind of a crap show. ha ha. Are you out?"

After no response.

"Poo.  Maybe I'll see you tomorrow."

 

Don't talk to her again, she doesn't respect you.

She texted me again tonight. I fell just short of calling her a fun hater.  On to the next one.

 

I'm sensing a theme developing here.

[mocat]

Who participated in a fpd tradition of getting in a huge fight and breaking up with the gf? Not this guy. She passed the ultimate test so she's a keeper

[Emo EMAW]

Grats mocat

[KSUblumpkin]

Update from the ol' Blumperz:

I had a few too many beers on Saturday night after I watched the KU vs Baylor game.  I rarely get that blitzed, but a celebration was a must (especially with my K-State buddies). 

I was drunk texting the girl of my most recent date.  She met up with my buddies and I and we had a solid night.  One of my K-State buddies (met him at a K-State gamewatch) has had a string of horrible dates and the girl I am into made it a mission to end his dry spell.  She played wingman for him and helped land a filly for him with an inner thigh tat that allegedly read "slippery when wet."

Has the ole' Blumperz found the female version of Blumperz?  I was thinking this "thing" between the trust fund kid was going to flame out, but she has been really cool and fun.  She actually watched the KU vs Baylor game knowing I was watching it.  This girl is pretty chill, but a huge flood aggy fan.  I fear that the EMAW in me might create some problems down the road due to sheer domination.

Hmmmmm...maybe the ole Blumperz is getting Blumped by this filly?  She could be trolling me as vengeance for the many years of KSU oppression.  I don't think ISU fans are that smart, but this filly is a clever minx.  Time will tell friends...time will tell.   

['taterblast]

helped land a filly for him with an inner thigh tat that allegedly read "slippery when wet."