Master Dating Thread

[8manpick]

YLA doesn't live in KC (i don't think), KCC.  You and fanning are in this together, for better or worse.  Like the Honeymooners.

"One of these days, Fanning! One of these day!  POW!"

 

[star seed 7]

Dirty scary freaky redheads is one of those stereotypes that is completely true.

 

[KSUblumpkin]

2 hours and 20 minutes till date time.  I'm debating whether I should "pre-game " before this one or not.  I've had a two week drought and am worried about losing momentum by fumbling the ball on the fifth play of my 35 yard line to start the game out.

[Emo EMAW]

2 hours and 20 minutes till date time.  I'm debating whether I should "pre-game " before this one or not.  I've had a two week drought and am worried about losing momentum by fumbling the ball on the fifth play of my 35 yard line to start the game out.

I prefer ole Blump when he's feeling a little reckless, but that's just me.

[KSUblumpkin]

2 hours and 20 minutes till date time.  I'm debating whether I should "pre-game " before this one or not.  I've had a two week drought and am worried about losing momentum by fumbling the ball on the fifth play of my 35 yard line to start the game out.

I prefer ole Blump when he's feeling a little reckless, but that's just me.

Reckless it is.  I'm bringing my bowling shoes I bought at Goodwill years ago though.  I don't want to get a foot STD from the bowling alley shoes.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

2 hours and 20 minutes till date time.  I'm debating whether I should "pre-game " before this one or not.  I've had a two week drought and am worried about losing momentum by fumbling the ball on the fifth play of my 35 yard line to start the game out.

I prefer ole Blump when he's feeling a little reckless, but that's just me.

Reckless it is.  I'm bringing my bowling shoes I bought at Goodwill years ago though.  I don't want to get a foot STD from the bowling alley shoes.

Just an STD from your date. HEY-OH!!

But really you shouldn't go on the date if she has an STD, that's gross.

[KSUblumpkin]

2 hours and 20 minutes till date time.  I'm debating whether I should "pre-game " before this one or not.  I've had a two week drought and am worried about losing momentum by fumbling the ball on the fifth play of my 35 yard line to start the game out.

I prefer ole Blump when he's feeling a little reckless, but that's just me.

Reckless it is.  I'm bringing my bowling shoes I bought at Goodwill years ago though.  I don't want to get a foot STD from the bowling alley shoes.

Just an STD from your date. HEY-OH!!

But really you shouldn't go on the date if she has an STD, that's gross.

To quote Nerlens Noel's shattered knee: "A minor set back to a major Cum Back."  Zing!

Agreed on the STD front.  I'm guessing this trust fund kid is clean (:fingerscrossed:)

[Emo EMAW]

2 hours and 20 minutes till date time.  I'm debating whether I should "pre-game " before this one or not.  I've had a two week drought and am worried about losing momentum by fumbling the ball on the fifth play of my 35 yard line to start the game out.

I prefer ole Blump when he's feeling a little reckless, but that's just me.

Reckless it is.  I'm bringing my bowling shoes I bought at Goodwill years ago though.  I don't want to get a foot STD from the bowling alley shoes.

Just an STD from your date. HEY-OH!!

But really you shouldn't go on the date if she has an STD, that's gross.

To quote Nerlens Noel's shattered knee: "A minor set back to a major Cum Back."  Zing!

Agreed on the STD front.  I'm guessing this trust fund kid is clean (:fingerscrossed:)

I bet Bread would say she's a dirty whore.

[slimz]

Not looking forward to returning to the single life in Tulsa. Woof.

T's n P's, EC.

 

[hurtsogood]

My debut in the dating thread.  Hope I don't eff this up.

I went on a date with a filly last night (so far so good, right?).  I initially asked her to go ice skating and then to dinner, and she was all like, "I don't like ice skating, but dinner would be nice."

I didn't think anything of it.  Then, as dinner is winding to a close, I ask if she wants to go get a drink and maybe play some shuffleboard or pool (just trying to keep the date going).  She says, "I don't like pool, and I'm not sure I want to go to a bar on Monday."  So I just took her home, and she jumped out of the car before I even had it in park.  The date went for exactly an hour.  It took me longer to iron my freaking shirt.

I figured she just wasn't that into me and was ready to move on, but now she has texted like a dozen times and wants to go out again.  She's even planning the date.  What the eff?

On Tuesday, she proposed a double date with the two of us and her friend and my brother (who is into her friend).  A double date isn't exactly my ideal second date, but whatever makes her comfortable and allows her to have fun. We kept texting all week and flirting and whatnot. Now my brother says that his date said that the double date may be canceled or some crap.  My date never said anything about it being canceled, and when I reached out today about the "percentage chance" of seeing her this weekend, she said (paraphrasing here) "It's my friend's birthday this weekend.  I'll keep you posted."

What the effing eff?  Is she just socially incompetent or not that into me or what?  Eff.

[CNS]

It's official: Bi Polar, or crazy, or something wins.

I mean like she didn't know it was her friend's bday?

Be done with that crazy crap.

[Emo EMAW]

The next best thing to a hot girl liking you is a crazy bitch not liking you.

[420seriouscat69]

Sounds like a recent ex is trying to get back with her and she's stuck. Doesn't know whether to date again or take him back. T's & P's.

[puniraptor]

She is just putting you on hold until after she gets knocked up on FPD. She'll be back for you.

[hurtsogood]

Sounds like a recent ex is trying to get back with her and she's stuck. Doesn't know whether to date again or take him back. T's & P's.

Had this thought.  Maybe she feels guilty/weird about seeing me because some other guy is hanging around.  If so,    <--- Me

[ben ji]

Pro-tip- Never say "chance I see u this weekend" or "want to do something this weekend?"

rough ridin' own that crap and be specific "want to grab some dinner tonight?" "Want to watch the katz game and binge drink all day saturday" etc etc



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[KSUblumpkin]

HSG...cowboy up and respond to this minx by saying: "yea, well, it is my dick's birthday too and I need you blow out the candle on this man cake.  Dinner. 6pm. I'll pick you up."

What is this % chance crap...what are you a weather man?  Go strong to the rim not soft.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

HSG...cowboy up and respond to this minx by saying: "yea, well, it is my dick's birthday too and I need you blow out the candle on this man cake.  Dinner. 6pm. I'll pick you up."

What is this % chance crap...what are you a weather man?  Go strong to the rim not soft.

Another penis joke?

[KSUblumpkin]

HSG...cowboy up and respond to this minx by saying: "yea, well, it is my dick's birthday too and I need you blow out the candle on this man cake.  Dinner. 6pm. I'll pick you up."

What is this % chance crap...what are you a weather man?  Go strong to the rim not soft.

Another penis joke?

Potentially...I left it wide open for a vaginal interpretation as well.  I thought it worked on a couple of different levels.

[hurtsogood]

You're probably right.     

I was afraid I would scare her away if I came on too strong.  She is like a cat that I'm trying to coax into my cuddly, snuggle-friendly (yet muscular) arms, and I'm worried that a loud noise will just make her run back into the dank garage with the collapsed ceiling that is filled with old boards and bicycle tires and fishing line and crap.

[KSUblumpkin]

You're probably right.     

I was afraid I would scare her away if I came on too strong.  She is like a cat that I'm trying to coax into my cuddly, snuggle-friendly (yet muscular) arms, and I'm worried that a loud noise will just make her run back into the dank garage with the collapsed ceiling that is filled with old boards and bicycle tires and fishing line and crap.

I get that.  If you play it cool she may slip away.  You can always throw down something like: "I've really been wanting to see Safe Haven, but I don't want to be that one dude in the theater with a bunch of ladies.  Can you help me out of this predicament?"

something along these lines.

[CNS]

She already ran back into the garage an hour into your first date.

Tell her you need to know so you can make other plans.  Then call the chick you were going to double date with and tell her you want to take her out if the other crazy chick drops out.

[KSUblumpkin]

She already ran back into the garage an hour into your first date.

Tell her you need to know so you can make other plans.  Then call the chick you were going to double date with and tell her you want to take her out if the other crazy chick drops out.

That's a boss move right there.  I approve.

[KSUblumpkin]

Update on the date from the ole Blumperz.

Went well.

Just got a sext.

Boom.

[Emo EMAW]

Look at ole Blumperz here scorin' TD's and Sexton it up!