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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1525 on: February 12, 2013, 10:23:50 PM »
win her heart 'dub.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 10:30:49 PM by Dlew12 »


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1526 on: February 12, 2013, 10:25:37 PM »
What town is he going to, again?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1527 on: February 12, 2013, 10:26:40 PM »
bro, come #schemePAK on your way through :thumbs:

 :excited: be passing through on friday! and monday!
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1528 on: February 12, 2013, 10:29:26 PM »
bro, come #schemePAK on your way through :thumbs:

 :excited: be passing through on friday! and monday!

they're closed monday, so if you need a 33% to the rockies pit stop on friday... :users:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1529 on: February 12, 2013, 10:30:34 PM »
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1530 on: February 12, 2013, 10:30:49 PM »
bro, come #schemePAK on your way through :thumbs:

 :excited: be passing through on friday! and monday!

So you'll stop by Manhattan on Monday!?!?! :excited:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1531 on: February 12, 2013, 10:31:34 PM »
bro, come #schemePAK on your way through :thumbs:

 :excited: be passing through on friday! and monday!

So you'll stop by Manhattan on Monday!?!?! :excited:

Yes!!  :dance:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1532 on: February 12, 2013, 10:33:24 PM »
win her heart 'dub.

if it's the last thing i do...
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1533 on: February 12, 2013, 10:49:12 PM »
Goddammit, J-dub. You are the man.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1534 on: February 12, 2013, 11:35:05 PM »
What town is he going to, again?

 :nono:



so it's a small town? woof. bad idea, dude.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1535 on: February 13, 2013, 07:15:48 AM »
What town is he going to, again?

 :nono:



so it's a small town? woof. bad idea, dude.

Yeah, this whole thing is very lame. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1536 on: February 13, 2013, 08:54:03 AM »
Eff the haters jdub.  You do what jdub do.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1537 on: February 13, 2013, 09:17:38 AM »
What town is he going to, again?

 :nono:



so it's a small town? woof. bad idea, dude.

Yeah, this whole thing is very lame.

I'm with kim carnes and rusty here.  Real life isn't some crappy romcom. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1538 on: February 13, 2013, 09:17:57 AM »
J-dub.  Before you split, think about this: if you leave town, who is going to throw me the deep ball in pickup football games?   :frown:




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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1539 on: February 13, 2013, 09:33:34 AM »
j-dub ignore the silliness thought up by these haters.

I will happily watch your romcom, not in theaters but definitely on netflix or maybe even redbox  :fistpump:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1540 on: February 13, 2013, 09:35:50 AM »
What town is he going to, again?


bro, come #schemePAK on your way through :thumbs:

 :excited: be passing through on friday! and monday!

5 somewhat random possibilities based on this information:

1) Grandview Plaza
2) Clay Center
3) Larned
4) Colby
5) Denver

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1541 on: February 13, 2013, 09:37:31 AM »
Jesus.

I hope its Denver

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1542 on: February 13, 2013, 09:38:35 AM »
What town is he going to, again?

 :nono:



so it's a small town? woof. bad idea, dude.

Yeah, this whole thing is very lame.

I'm with kim carnes and rusty here.  Real life isn't some crappy romcom.
God dammit. I've always been #TeamBread, but when you start agreeing w/ master troll KC, I've got issues.  :shakesfist:

This thread aside, I've come to the conclusion kim carnes is a great bbs'er.  He is very good at what he does. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1543 on: February 13, 2013, 09:42:05 AM »
What town is he going to, again?

 :nono:



so it's a small town? woof. bad idea, dude.

Yeah, this whole thing is very lame.

I'm with kim carnes and rusty here.  Real life isn't some crappy romcom.
God dammit. I've always been #TeamBread, but when you start agreeing w/ master troll KC, I've got issues.  :shakesfist:

This thread aside, I've come to the conclusion kim carnes is a great bbs'er.  He is very good at what he does.
Yeah, I know, but I still grow weary of him. I mean all I do is talk about filly popping, it's gotta get old to ppl. His stitch has gotten old to me. Whatever,  we all serve our role.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1544 on: February 13, 2013, 11:03:23 AM »
What town is he going to, again?

 :nono:



so it's a small town? woof. bad idea, dude.

Yeah, this whole thing is very lame.

I'm with kim carnes and rusty here.  Real life isn't some crappy romcom. 

But it would be somewhat OK if his destination was somewhere cool. Like, "oh crap, I didn't get the girl? oh well here I am in LA" is a lot better than "oh crap, I didn't get the girl? oh well,here I am in Amarillo".

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1545 on: February 13, 2013, 11:05:30 AM »
would be terrible to be stuck in a small town where you always run into the chick you moved there to copulate with but who is now banging Trent the bartender who she moved out there to copulate with. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1546 on: February 13, 2013, 11:19:01 AM »
would be terrible to be stuck in a small town where you always run into the chick you moved there to copulate with but who is now banging Trent the bartender who she moved out there to copulate with.

Sorry to hear about that clams.  Seems like you made it out okay though.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1547 on: February 13, 2013, 11:20:27 AM »
nope, sorry E2, i'm not that dumb.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1548 on: February 13, 2013, 11:21:37 AM »
would be terrible to be stuck in a small town where you always run into the chick you moved there to copulate with but who is now banging Trent the bartender who she moved out there to copulate with.
What if Trent is the bartender at the only bar in that said town? I'd end it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1549 on: February 13, 2013, 11:25:39 AM »
J-dub.  Before you split, think about this: if you leave town, who is going to throw me the deep ball in pickup football games?   :frown:




Might I add that you throw a perfect spiral?

Dude he already thinks he's God's gift to pickup football. Don't pump anymore air into that already over inflated head of his.