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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #550 on: June 13, 2012, 02:15:12 PM »
I have a question.

Do chicks get like super aggressive and skanky once they turn like 26ish?  I seem to be getting hit on a lot more lately and it's not like I'm any more good looking than I was before (still pretty good looking though).

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« Reply #551 on: June 13, 2012, 02:20:22 PM »
they begin to get desperate when they see their friends getting married and/or having kids.  so, yes, is basically the answer.  I assume it will get progressively worse (better?) until they get super old.

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« Reply #552 on: June 13, 2012, 02:45:30 PM »
Single chicks in their early thirties are even worse.  I mean, they have a plan on how they are going to squeeze out 3 kids before hitting 35.  31-34 is the most unstable a single woman can be. 

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« Reply #553 on: June 13, 2012, 03:38:11 PM »
Single chicks in their early thirties are even worse.  I mean, they have a plan on how they are going to squeeze out 3 kids before hitting 35.  31-34 is the most unstable a single woman can be.

I'm pretty sure nobody dates single chicks in their 30s except for 21 year olds with a milf fetish.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #554 on: June 13, 2012, 03:46:36 PM »
wow, stunz facade is crumbling before our eyes.

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« Reply #555 on: June 13, 2012, 03:50:02 PM »
Single chicks in their early thirties are even worse.  I mean, they have a plan on how they are going to squeeze out 3 kids before hitting 35.  31-34 is the most unstable a single woman can be.
yes, yes yes.  :sdeek:

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« Reply #556 on: June 13, 2012, 04:10:12 PM »
Single chicks in their early thirties are even worse.  I mean, they have a plan on how they are going to squeeze out 3 kids before hitting 35.  31-34 is the most unstable a single woman can be.
yes, yes yes.  :sdeek:

I have heard this also.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #557 on: June 13, 2012, 04:16:43 PM »
some are already married and clearly regret getting married.

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« Reply #558 on: June 13, 2012, 04:50:41 PM »
Isn't that their peak for sex drive as well? 30-34 for women, Men 18-25

Your playing with fire here, Fanning.

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« Reply #559 on: June 13, 2012, 04:52:43 PM »
Isn't that their peak for sex drive as well? 30-34 for women, Men 18-25

Your playing with fire here, Fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #560 on: June 13, 2012, 06:19:07 PM »
Hey dumbasses, the reason they are single is because they are crazy, not the other way around.  This place sometimes I swear.

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« Reply #561 on: June 13, 2012, 10:08:18 PM »
Hey dumbasses, the reason they are single is because they are crazy, not the other way around.  This place sometimes I swear.
Career oriented women = crazy.

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« Reply #562 on: June 13, 2012, 10:27:48 PM »
Hey dumbasses, the reason they are single is because they are crazy, not the other way around.  This place sometimes I swear.
Career oriented women = crazy.

Thanks, KSUno1kimcarnes.
Oh man.  :lol:

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« Reply #563 on: June 13, 2012, 10:36:50 PM »
Haters

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« Reply #564 on: June 13, 2012, 10:40:30 PM »
Isn't that their peak for sex drive as well? 30-34 for women, Men 18-25

Myth

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« Reply #565 on: June 13, 2012, 11:19:47 PM »
Hey dumbasses, the reason they are single is because they are crazy, not the other way around.  This place sometimes I swear.
Career oriented women = crazy.

Thanks, KSUno1kimcarnes.

what?  who is talking about career oriented women?

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« Reply #566 on: June 13, 2012, 11:22:22 PM »
Hey dumbasses, the reason they are single is because they are crazy, not the other way around.  This place sometimes I swear.
Career oriented women = crazy.

Thanks, KSUno1kimcarnes.

what?  who is talking about career oriented women?
Some of those single women in the early 30s


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« Reply #567 on: June 14, 2012, 10:05:50 AM »
Pro tip: they are all crazy.  The ones who get married in their early 20's are crazier than most.

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« Reply #568 on: June 14, 2012, 01:00:41 PM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.

Stunner stated that it did not matter.  How much it matters is a question of degree, but it unquestionably matters.  I don't dispute the fact that some hideous toad of a man with boat loads of money can get a 10 to marry him, but I also know that that 10 will often be banging a dude or dudes on the side that she actually finds sexually attractive.  Pool boy, tennis instructor, etc.  Looks matter to women no matter how much ugly guys wish it weren't true.  Take money out of the equation and there's no debate.  Given equal finances, Chris Hemsworth wins out over Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg any day of the rough ridin' week.  Those two goofy looking fuckers could only pay their way into a beautiful woman's pants. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #569 on: June 14, 2012, 01:19:17 PM »

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« Reply #570 on: June 14, 2012, 01:30:11 PM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.

Stunner stated that it did not matter.  How much it matters is a question of degree, but it unquestionably matters.  I don't dispute the fact that some hideous toad of a man with boat loads of money can get a 10 to marry him, but I also know that that 10 will often be banging a dude or dudes on the side that she actually finds sexually attractive.  Pool boy, tennis instructor, etc.  Looks matter to women no matter how much ugly guys wish it weren't true.  Take money out of the equation and there's no debate.  Given equal finances, Chris Hemsworth wins out over Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg any day of the rough ridin' week.  Those two goofy looking fuckers could only pay their way into a beautiful woman's pants.

I think you watch too much TV. There are so many things wrong with this...  :facepalm:

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #571 on: June 14, 2012, 01:30:48 PM »
well let me google this chris hemsworth fellow


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« Reply #572 on: June 14, 2012, 02:20:38 PM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.

Stunner stated that it did not matter.  How much it matters is a question of degree, but it unquestionably matters.  I don't dispute the fact that some hideous toad of a man with boat loads of money can get a 10 to marry him, but I also know that that 10 will often be banging a dude or dudes on the side that she actually finds sexually attractive.  Pool boy, tennis instructor, etc.  Looks matter to women no matter how much ugly guys wish it weren't true.  Take money out of the equation and there's no debate.  Given equal finances, Chris Hemsworth wins out over Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg any day of the rough ridin' week.  Those two goofy looking fuckers could only pay their way into a beautiful woman's pants.

Women also like smart/confident + funny + kind, in addition to appearance and money -- at least after college.  They're looking for someone to stay and raise the child (kind) + give the kid genetics to succeed (smart and/or confident) + amuse them (funny).  Men mostly just judge on appearance (can confirm).

Zuckerberg wins on money AND genetics.
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« Reply #573 on: June 14, 2012, 02:22:37 PM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.

Stunner stated that it did not matter.  How much it matters is a question of degree, but it unquestionably matters.  I don't dispute the fact that some hideous toad of a man with boat loads of money can get a 10 to marry him, but I also know that that 10 will often be banging a dude or dudes on the side that she actually finds sexually attractive.  Pool boy, tennis instructor, etc.  Looks matter to women no matter how much ugly guys wish it weren't true.  Take money out of the equation and there's no debate.  Given equal finances, Chris Hemsworth wins out over Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg any day of the rough ridin' week.  Those two goofy looking fuckers could only pay their way into a beautiful woman's pants.

Women also like smart/confident + funny + kind, in addition to appearance and money -- at least after college.  They're looking for someone to stay and raise the child (kind) + give the kid genetics to succeed (smart and/or confident) + amuse them (funny).  Men mostly just judge on appearance (can confirm).

Zuckerberg wins on money AND genetics.

women are genetically trained to look for security for them and their children.  in today's world, that means money. 
it's really very simple. 


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« Reply #574 on: June 14, 2012, 02:24:12 PM »
P.S.  This bbs is the perfect place to have this debate with no female input... 
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