Master Dating Thread

[star seed 7]

Guys, steve dave is exactly right on dishes vs laundry.

IMHO.

[star seed 7]

Guys, steve dave is exactly right on dishes vs laundry.

IMHO.

Dishes you can practically do as you go. Just try that with laundry

I do this all the time, just do a load of laundry in the evening several times a week. Its not like it takes a ton of time; a couple minutes to put a load in the machine, a couple more minutes to switch to the dryer, a couple more minutes to unload and fold/hang. Easy to fit in while you are doing whatever in the evening.

since you're married this probably won't fly...

but i just leave the crap in the dryer.  if it's wrinkled, just let it spin for a few minutes.  the dryer is my closet, and the washer is my hamper.

[ChiComCat]

you guys want to know something funny? my wife will like "well i did four loads of laundry today" and i'll be like "oh thats nice" and then i'll get home and there will be four loads of laundry that will have been washed and dried all just dumped in a big pile on our bed and she'll be like "wanna help me fold?" and i'm look "good god you bad person, you said you did four loads of laundry but you didn't even fold and put stuff on hangers. that's like kind of a pretty big part of the whole process ya know?"

Yea, you can't claim "did laundry" unless its folded or hung.  Thats like buying ingredients from the grocery store and claiming you made dinner

[SwiftCat]

I'm good friends with an Ex, but as Dlew said, we've lived miles apart and it was years ago

You know, these might be prerequisites for being friends with exes.

Same criteria for my friend-ex.

[steve dave]

you guys want to know something funny? my wife will like "well i did four loads of laundry today" and i'll be like "oh thats nice" and then i'll get home and there will be four loads of laundry that will have been washed and dried all just dumped in a big pile on our bed and she'll be like "wanna help me fold?" and i'm look "good god you bad person, you said you did four loads of laundry but you didn't even fold and put stuff on hangers. that's like kind of a pretty big part of the whole process ya know?"

lol

[yoga-like_abana]

I did not go home with anyone tonight(thanks stunted jerk alert) looks like its booty booty booty rockin everywhere call time

[ednksu]

[stunted]

I did not go home with anyone tonight(thanks stunted jerk alert) looks like its booty booty booty rockin everywhere call time

Loser

Had a single night lay with this adorable and super-fit 19 yr old chick.  She fancies me a lot, I fancy her a lot, though wouldn't ever be exclusive.  She's got a serious boyfriend.  This may not end well.

[Kat Kid]

Having girls as close friends (who you don't work with) is fine.  For gay men.  And, guys in wheel chairs, or horribly disfigured in other ways.

Pete.  You are wrong.  I had a girl stand on my side for my wedding.  She is awesome.

[yoga-like_abana]

stunted dont call me a loser its good to have a fail-safe.

kk what did she wear? 

[ChiComCat]

I feel like every time stunted posts, I should just sit indian legged on the floor and get ready for story time.  I think he needs to do a series of off season blog posts on his exploits

[Dugout DickStone]

Having girls as close friends (who you don't work with) is fine.  For gay men.  And, guys in wheel chairs, or horribly disfigured in other ways.

Pete.  You are wrong.  I had a girl stand on my side for my wedding.  She is awesome.

There are some things I wish you wouldn't tell me, this being one.

[EuroCat]

Currently working on two girls i met recently but they both live out of town and i'm having trouble finding time to go out with either of them. One is a Swede and lives in London and is my top draft pick at the moment. The other lives up North but i'm 100% sure i'm in with her. Have this weekend open then i'm visiting friends abroad next weekend.

goEMAW dot com, what should i do?

[michigancat]

Currently working on two girls i met recently but they both live out of town and i'm having trouble finding time to go out with either of them. One is a Swede and lives in London and is my top draft pick at the moment. The other lives up North but i'm 100% sure i'm in with her. Have this weekend open then i'm visiting friends abroad next weekend.

goEMAW dot com, what should i do?

move to london asap

[EuroCat]

Currently working on two girls i met recently but they both live out of town and i'm having trouble finding time to go out with either of them. One is a Swede and lives in London and is my top draft pick at the moment. The other lives up North but i'm 100% sure i'm in with her. Have this weekend open then i'm visiting friends abroad next weekend.

goEMAW dot com, what should i do?

move to london asap

I live only a 50 minute train ride to central London and i'm down there about every other weekend since all my friends are there, which is another mark for the Swede.

[michigancat]

my advice does not change

[ChiComCat]

You should probably try to sex them

[SkinnyBenny]

Having girls as close friends (who you don't work with) is fine.  For gay men.  And, guys in wheel chairs, or horribly disfigured in other ways.

Pete.  You are wrong.  I had a girl stand on my side for my wedding.  She is awesome.

Who? Coach Allen? PM plz.

[wabash909]

You should probably try to sex them

Yes.  Bang them.  Bang them all.

[stunted]

I feel like every time stunted posts, I should just sit indian legged on the floor and get ready for story time.  I think he needs to do a series of off season blog posts on his exploits

Wanna hear a dirty little story?

[wes mantooth]

I feel like every time stunted posts, I should just sit indian legged on the floor and get ready for story time.  I think he needs to do a series of off season blog posts on his exploits

Wanna hear a dirty little story?

 

[stunted]

Currently working on two girls i met recently but they both live out of town and i'm having trouble finding time to go out with either of them. One is a Swede and lives in London and is my top draft pick at the moment. The other lives up North but i'm 100% sure i'm in with her. Have this weekend open then i'm visiting friends abroad next weekend.

goEMAW dot com, what should i do?

I would do what I can to get either to come visit.  I wouldn't visit a girl in her territory unless you find a good reason to be in the area.

[EuroCat]

Currently working on two girls i met recently but they both live out of town and i'm having trouble finding time to go out with either of them. One is a Swede and lives in London and is my top draft pick at the moment. The other lives up North but i'm 100% sure i'm in with her. Have this weekend open then i'm visiting friends abroad next weekend.

goEMAW dot com, what should i do?

I would do what I can to get either to come visit.  I wouldn't visit a girl in her territory unless you find a good reason to be in the area.

What i usually do is say i'm in the area for a meeting for work which may or may not be true. Worked for me before with other girls. I don't mind if it's a cool location.

[yoga-like_abana]

does anyone else just picture fanning standing outside of the closest cosmetology school trying to pick up chicks?

[420seriouscat69]

does anyone else just picture fanning standing outside of the closest cosmetology school trying to pick up chicks?