Author Topic: Master Dating Thread  (Read 962017 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7350 on: December 30, 2015, 10:20:35 AM »
I can't find the thread about bumping into goEMAW bbs'rs but after seeing waks and him giving a great awkward we went to high school together answer to telling mrs y-l_a how we knew each other as we were driving home she asked so how did you know all of those people and finally I got to waks and said well honestly I know him from the internet and she just laughed

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67468
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7351 on: December 30, 2015, 10:22:39 AM »
That's not nice
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7352 on: December 30, 2015, 10:35:59 AM »
It was cute, she said she wished she knew someone from the internet

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7353 on: December 30, 2015, 10:38:33 AM »
It was cute, she said she wished she knew someone from the internet

She can!

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7354 on: December 30, 2015, 10:45:41 AM »
Yeah, how many guys have not brought up there bbsing to there mate?
I guess I've never brought it up because I never post at home..

Offline AbeFroman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8330
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7355 on: December 30, 2015, 10:49:42 AM »
It was cute, she said she wished she knew someone from the internet

She can!

goEMAW ladies night!  :billdance: <--- but with Whitney's face

Offline stunted

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5624
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7356 on: December 30, 2015, 02:33:15 PM »
a lot of my close friends i met from the internet.

i have yet to meet a girl from the internet.

*dating apps = beta, irl for the super alphs (short for alphas)
« Last Edit: December 30, 2015, 02:37:56 PM by stunted »

Online DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22787
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7357 on: December 30, 2015, 02:44:47 PM »
dating apps are great, and i'm a complete alpha 24/7.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline stunted

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5624
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7358 on: December 30, 2015, 02:47:27 PM »
they're only acceptable in the laws of alpha if you are already approaching minimum 20 sets (groups of girls for you noobs) per day. anything less you are being lazy.

Online DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22787
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7359 on: December 30, 2015, 02:50:50 PM »
they're only acceptable in the laws of alpha if you are already approaching minimum 20 sets (groups of girls for you noobs) per day. anything less you are being lazy.
20?  don't make me laugh. i hit 20 sets before i have my morning coffee.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67468
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7360 on: December 30, 2015, 03:18:48 PM »
You bang 20 a day or hit on 20 a day?

Sry, beta here
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 32521
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7361 on: December 30, 2015, 06:19:49 PM »
It must be exhausting pretending to be Neil Strauss all day, I have no idea how you do it stunner.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Online michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 55965
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7362 on: December 30, 2015, 06:22:20 PM »
"dating" is kind of different in asia

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7363 on: December 30, 2015, 07:13:04 PM »
So 20 sets is at minimum 40 ladies but could be thousands

Offline SdK

  • Libertine
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 20951
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7364 on: December 30, 2015, 07:29:41 PM »
I don't swing and miss

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7365 on: December 30, 2015, 07:47:02 PM »
It must be exhausting pretending to be Neil Strauss all day, I have no idea how you do it stunner.
He's the Lance Armstrong of dating.

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 22871
  • Gentleman | Polymath | Renowned Lover
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7366 on: January 09, 2016, 07:49:33 PM »
 :peek:
My winning smile and can-do attitude.

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7367 on: January 10, 2016, 05:30:25 AM »
Sorry, my Spracne is an asexual gender neutral energy being.

Offline ben ji

  • Senior Moderator
  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 12305
  • Alot of people dont hit on an 18
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7368 on: January 11, 2016, 12:29:27 PM »
So theoretically, you are dating this beautiful girl but you think she may love herself more than you.

Your mom doesnt like her and she likes every one.

You've been so caught up in your job you didn't see what's going on but now you know.

What would you do?

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7369 on: January 11, 2016, 12:30:27 PM »
Simple.  Propose a threesome.

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67468
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7370 on: January 11, 2016, 12:31:34 PM »
What do you think about the theoretical situation, benji?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9740
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7371 on: January 11, 2016, 12:34:33 PM »
*trumpet solo*
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

Offline ben ji

  • Senior Moderator
  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 12305
  • Alot of people dont hit on an 18
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7372 on: January 11, 2016, 12:37:59 PM »
What do you think about the theoretical situation, benji?
I mean she is beautiful no doubt right? But i also get the feeling she likes the idea of dating me more than dating me myself.


Offline SdK

  • Libertine
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 20951
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7373 on: January 11, 2016, 12:39:20 PM »
So theoretically, you are dating this beautiful girl but you think she may love herself more than you.

Your mom doesnt like her and she likes every one.

You've been so caught up in your job you didn't see what's going on but now you know.

What would you do?
Have some more sex then break up.

#TheWesIsTheFuture


Offline ben ji

  • Senior Moderator
  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 12305
  • Alot of people dont hit on an 18
    • View Profile
Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7374 on: January 11, 2016, 12:41:01 PM »
For example when i am out of town she will use my name to get into clubs that she wouldn't normally be able to get into.

Also she doesnt like my friends :-(

But at the same time im madly in love with her.