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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7325 on: November 26, 2015, 09:38:36 AM »
Who wants to live after doomsday anyway?   No CFB, CBB, etc.  Sounds horrible.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7326 on: November 26, 2015, 09:44:01 AM »
It'll be fine. Pro: I'll be able to do more fun Winters things whenever. Con: My doomsday plans are screwed.
Sorry to hear, Winters. Hang in there.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7327 on: November 26, 2015, 10:19:30 AM »
She wasn't good enough to be Queen of gE anyway

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7328 on: November 26, 2015, 11:20:36 AM »
Hey Winters, chin up. Doomsday bunkers would only be fun for like a day or so.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7329 on: November 26, 2015, 12:28:45 PM »
I never liked her screen name. Can we change it now?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7330 on: November 26, 2015, 12:29:48 PM »
And keep your head up Winters. :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7331 on: November 27, 2015, 10:37:12 AM »
sorry winters.  hang in there, dog.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7332 on: November 30, 2015, 09:26:39 PM »
Let's talk apps.  I rank them as follows:

1. Bumble
2. Tinder
3. Hinge


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7333 on: November 30, 2015, 09:33:09 PM »
Let's talk apps.  I rank them as follows:

1. Bumble
2. Tinder
3. Hinge

I've only heard of one of those. One of my friends posts shirtless photos of guys from Tinder and they are hilarious.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7334 on: December 01, 2015, 08:39:56 AM »
Let's talk apps.  I rank them as follows:

1. Bumble
2. Tinder
3. Hinge

1 and 3 sound made up.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7335 on: December 01, 2015, 08:47:57 AM »
Let's talk apps.  I rank them as follows:

1. Bumble
2. Tinder
3. Hinge

1 and 3 sound made up.

Bumble sounds like it is for bumbling idiots who can't find their own dates. Hinge sounds like it is for people who like to sleep around a lot (like a door opening a lot, hence a lot of action for the hinge).

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7336 on: December 01, 2015, 10:27:18 AM »
safe place, idiots
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7337 on: December 01, 2015, 10:36:16 AM »
Let's talk apps.  I rank them as follows:

1. Bumble
2. Tinder
3. Hinge

1 and 3 sound made up.

Bumble sounds like it is for bumbling idiots who can't find their own dates. Hinge sounds like it is for people who like to sleep around a lot (like a door opening a lot, hence a lot of action for the hinge).
Great dating app jokes Mrs. Gooch!  :lol: 

I only hope whoever I end up with has jokes half as great as yours!  "bumble is for bumbling idiots"  :lol:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7338 on: December 01, 2015, 11:02:26 AM »
yeah, Mrs. G is killing it ITT

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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7340 on: December 01, 2015, 03:25:59 PM »
1. Bumble
2. Hinge
3. Tinder - this one has gotten bad.

Bumble, I'm fairly positive pushes people who are most swiped-right to the front. If you go to a new city, it's outrageous.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7341 on: December 01, 2015, 03:28:01 PM »
1. Bumble
2. Hinge
3. Tinder - this one has gotten bad.

Bumble, I'm fairly positive pushes people who are most swiped-right to the front. If you go to a new city, it's outrageous.
How many handies has each produced?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7342 on: December 01, 2015, 03:42:50 PM »
Tinder sounds like you are either paying for sex or else the dates are waiting in a boat for you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7343 on: December 01, 2015, 03:56:22 PM »
1. Bumble
2. Hinge
3. Tinder - this one has gotten bad.

Bumble, I'm fairly positive pushes people who are most swiped-right to the front. If you go to a new city, it's outrageous.
How many handies has each produced?
Don't be gross wackycat!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7344 on: December 01, 2015, 04:03:17 PM »
It's Rockstate, dlew!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7345 on: December 01, 2015, 04:35:42 PM »
More than handies with these apps, fellas.  :fatty:

With Bumble babes, I'll go back to the well often.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7346 on: December 01, 2015, 07:08:57 PM »
i think the 'super like' puts tinder at the top of the phone apps right now

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7347 on: December 01, 2015, 08:06:27 PM »
i think the 'super like' puts tinder at the top of the phone apps right now
Not a big super like fan. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7348 on: December 01, 2015, 08:07:37 PM »
i think the 'super like' puts tinder at the top of the phone apps right now
Not a big super like fan.

What is super like? Are you super liking people on Tinder?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7349 on: December 01, 2015, 08:08:08 PM »
i think the 'super like' puts tinder at the top of the phone apps right now
Not a big super like fan. 

why not?