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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7300 on: October 21, 2015, 01:12:54 PM »

would you be willing to accept peas and expired varieties of tube meats as a form of payment?

that is of no use to me now


Why not? I thought you were coming back in like 3 years.


Gonna win 'em all!

Maybe if you included you shipping them to him at his new location, he would go for it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7301 on: October 21, 2015, 01:34:36 PM »
This is in my Facebook feed... :shakesfist:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7302 on: October 21, 2015, 01:49:28 PM »
can you set that up for auto delivery and save 5%?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7303 on: October 21, 2015, 02:02:39 PM »
propane grills  :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7304 on: October 21, 2015, 02:02:53 PM »
This is in my Facebook feed... :shakesfist:
Facebook with a


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7305 on: November 02, 2015, 07:41:44 AM »
Guys. Maybe. Stay tuned.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7306 on: November 02, 2015, 08:28:20 AM »
If anyone needs a date idea, I suggest taking your girl to the parade in KC tomorrow.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7307 on: November 02, 2015, 09:19:27 AM »
If anyone needs a date idea, I suggest taking your girl to the parade in KC tomorrow.

and make out the entire time

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7308 on: November 02, 2015, 02:37:37 PM »
If anyone needs a date idea, I suggest taking your girl to the parade in KC tomorrow.

and make out the entire time
Recreate the sailor picture. Or that riot picture. That's what SdK would do.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7309 on: November 02, 2015, 02:57:39 PM »
If anyone needs a date idea, I suggest taking your girl to the parade in KC tomorrow.

I can't get away from work, Mrs. Gooch.  :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7310 on: November 03, 2015, 10:32:57 PM »
Incense girl made me wait two hours without so much as a call or text last week and then completely flaked Sunday night. Calls me up Monday to tell me about her day. I ask her what happened last night, she gives me some excuse. I'm like alright, I'm going to get back to shopping now. And that's over. Having options is so empowering. Life is good.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7311 on: November 16, 2015, 04:29:13 PM »
New lady. Starting off sweet. Cuddles. Soft kisses. And talks. *swoon*

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7312 on: November 16, 2015, 04:31:25 PM »
jesus nsfw

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7313 on: November 17, 2015, 08:49:02 AM »
Dr. Drew always says people in recovery aren't supposed to date for at least a year :impatient:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7314 on: November 17, 2015, 08:51:23 AM »
He also said that kind of stuff to those 16 and pregnant girls and one of them is a porn star now. So....

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7315 on: November 17, 2015, 09:23:20 AM »
Dr. Drew always says people in recovery aren't supposed to date for at least a year :impatient:
A lot of people say that. It is a good guideline to follow. The main thing is being honest with yourself about what you can and cannot handle.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7316 on: November 17, 2015, 09:24:25 AM »
He also said that kind of stuff to those 16 and pregnant girls and one of them is a porn star now. So....
Which don't get me wrong, i'm a fan and she's killing it!  :fatty:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7317 on: November 17, 2015, 10:09:49 AM »
This girl I know had to cancel her wedding because the groom went into rehab for oxy and heroin 3 days before it  :sdeek:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7318 on: November 25, 2015, 10:12:38 PM »
eff  :frown:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7319 on: November 25, 2015, 10:13:45 PM »
Oh no :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7320 on: November 25, 2015, 10:16:10 PM »
Fights happen, bud. Tell her she's pretty and you didn't mean it! Unless she cheated, then tell her to kick rough ridin' rocks!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7321 on: November 25, 2015, 10:25:32 PM »
The Xbox  :runaway:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7322 on: November 25, 2015, 10:30:29 PM »
you can have non-canned turkey next year, chin up king

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7323 on: November 25, 2015, 11:43:43 PM »
sorry bud

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7324 on: November 26, 2015, 09:33:13 AM »
It'll be fine. Pro: I'll be able to do more fun Winters things whenever. Con: My doomsday plans are screwed.
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