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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6300 on: November 02, 2014, 09:24:43 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6301 on: November 02, 2014, 09:25:07 PM »
would this be a long distance thing? cuz long distance things suck and that would make it weird.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6302 on: November 02, 2014, 09:27:03 PM »
I envision an "along came Polly" type date occurring, Reuben


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6303 on: November 02, 2014, 09:30:44 PM »
I just wikipediaed along came polly and I think you're right  :surprised:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6304 on: November 02, 2014, 09:49:54 PM »
Maybe she wants you to move to Suisun City or something

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6305 on: November 02, 2014, 09:51:30 PM »
The young lady lives in Oakland actually
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6306 on: November 02, 2014, 09:52:22 PM »
well i think we know exactly what needs to happen then

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6307 on: November 02, 2014, 10:01:26 PM »
What are you guys gonna do on your date?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6308 on: November 02, 2014, 10:03:01 PM »
I don't know. I think she's taking me to the city
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6309 on: November 02, 2014, 10:09:46 PM »
geeeezz guys its not like i was  :Take the Bait: or anything, i was just thinking since its a long ways away you should go out on a nice date and be yourself, if it doesn't go well, then you will never have to see each other again and nobody would talk about it or whatever.  if it does click then you just see where it goes, and if its neither, then you may just get a fun time with someone new and no attachments

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6310 on: November 02, 2014, 10:14:46 PM »
What if we go to some crazy hipstery san francisco restaurant and I have to order off the kids menu  :ohno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6311 on: November 02, 2014, 10:18:09 PM »
valid concern.  just say you are on a diet or you cant have lots of carbs or something, make it hipster related and you are golden.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6312 on: November 03, 2014, 07:43:28 AM »
I think this is a wonderful development for this thread. For 7, maybe not so much.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6313 on: November 03, 2014, 08:34:09 AM »
Tell her you are freelancing a blog post about traveling the country and eating nothing but chicken strips

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6314 on: November 03, 2014, 08:56:50 AM »
I don't know. I think she's taking me to the city

The Sharks have two home games during Thanksgiving week...   :whistle1:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6315 on: November 03, 2014, 09:13:54 AM »
You can always decline, if you don't desire go go, dude.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6316 on: November 03, 2014, 09:17:13 AM »
Just stay the hell out of Malibu!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6317 on: November 03, 2014, 10:30:18 AM »
I don't know. I think she's taking me to the city

The Sharks have two home games during Thanksgiving week...   :whistle1:

Family obligations that sat night  :cry:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6318 on: November 03, 2014, 10:33:09 AM »
Libx7, maybe ask her to do an exit interview at the end of the date and have her post it here.  We could all deconstruct the evening and provide constructive criticism. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6319 on: November 03, 2014, 10:36:27 AM »
Libx7, maybe ask her to do an exit interview at the end of the date and have her post it here.  We could all deconstruct the evening and provide constructive criticism.

Preferably he can conduct this interview over breakfast.  :crossfingers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6320 on: November 03, 2014, 10:38:27 AM »
lib7, i know that you will respect that young lady like a true gentleman. i hope you enjoy yourself and go cats!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6321 on: November 03, 2014, 05:46:39 PM »
lib7, i know that you will respect that young lady like a true gentleman. i hope you enjoy yourself and go cats!
As a close personal friend of Lib7 I endorse this date as well
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6322 on: November 03, 2014, 05:59:05 PM »
Oh yeah, I'm like 50 percent sure she's a tattoo artist or something (part time maybe)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6323 on: November 03, 2014, 06:01:18 PM »
Oh yeah, I'm like 50 percent sure she's a tattoo artist or something (part time maybe)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6324 on: November 03, 2014, 07:52:08 PM »
this is going to be very enjoyable  :D
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