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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6250 on: October 03, 2014, 05:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 03, 2014, 05:28:28 PM
non-cuddle crowd is probably the type to accept a perfectly good Fresca and then read the ingredients and not drink it.

I don't care for Fresca, so I would politely decline.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6251 on: October 05, 2014, 09:15:33 AM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 03, 2014, 05:28:28 PM
non-cuddle crowd is probably the type to accept a perfectly good Fresca and then read the ingredients and not drink it.

yes. i was obviously the superior cuddler.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6252 on: October 05, 2014, 09:16:33 AM »
Quote from: Metalhead (not MeatSauce) on October 03, 2014, 05:30:12 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 03, 2014, 05:28:28 PM
non-cuddle crowd is probably the type to accept a perfectly good Fresca and then read the ingredients and not drink it.

I don't care for Fresca, so I would politely decline.

after first taking a drink or no?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6253 on: October 05, 2014, 09:28:19 AM »
Quote from: Metalhead (not MeatSauce) on October 03, 2014, 12:17:33 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on October 03, 2014, 08:57:14 AM
Quote from: Metalhead (not MeatSauce) link=topic=19026.msg1226299#msg1226299 date=1412338e220
Quote from: mocat on October 03, 2014, 01:46:47 AM
Who in their right mind hates cuddling? Now I've heard everything

I do, mocat. It is v. uncomfortable.
Maybe you haven't found that special cuddler in your life?

I cuddled with 25 girls by the time I graduated high school. That number is over 60 now. Every experience sucked.

This post is close to perfect
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6254 on: October 06, 2014, 08:07:05 AM »
Just remembered this story.  One time I was cuddling (spooning) this Mizzou chick (first mistake) and as we woke up in the morning she didn't realize where she was and farted right on my junk.  Then, to make matters worse, she realized her situaish and got embarrassed and tried to smother me with the pillow so I wouldn't smell it.  :sdeek:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6255 on: October 06, 2014, 10:12:46 AM »
Smart move on her part. I mean, why not if you know it's not going anywhere.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6256 on: October 06, 2014, 10:16:59 AM »
Royals win and a cuddle. Life doesn't get any better.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6257 on: October 06, 2014, 10:18:22 AM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 06, 2014, 10:16:59 AM
Royals win and a cuddle. Life doesn't get any better.
Nope. Also saw a show on last night about sea lions. #trifecta
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6258 on: October 06, 2014, 10:20:17 AM »
@Gooch told Ms. Wacky I called her "cumfy" on Saturday.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6259 on: October 06, 2014, 10:25:54 AM »
spelled it for her and everything?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6260 on: October 06, 2014, 10:29:38 AM »
Not everyone likes cuddling, and not everyone likes anal. Different strokes for different folks, guys. Let's accept our differences.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6261 on: October 06, 2014, 10:29:54 AM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on October 06, 2014, 10:20:17 AM
@Gooch told Ms. Wacky I called her "cumfy" on Saturday.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6262 on: October 06, 2014, 09:33:59 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 01, 2014, 08:52:52 AM


Just saw a guy at the gym wearing this shirt.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6263 on: October 13, 2014, 03:11:44 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6264 on: October 13, 2014, 05:24:14 PM »
No more second shift!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6265 on: October 13, 2014, 05:28:38 PM »
Quote from: Metalhead (not MeatSauce) on October 13, 2014, 05:24:14 PM
No more second shift!
Welcome to normal business hours my friend.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6266 on: October 13, 2014, 06:09:23 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6267 on: October 13, 2014, 06:41:00 PM »
Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 13, 2014, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Gooch on October 13, 2014, 05:28:38 PM
Quote from: Metalhead (not MeatSauce) on October 13, 2014, 05:24:14 PM
No more second shift!
Welcome to normal business hours my friend.

Sounds awful

Well this is a treat coming from the guy that says poker at 10pm is too late.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6268 on: October 14, 2014, 01:41:04 AM »
family blog and stuff but I laughed really hard at a couple of these. hope it's still going great @'taterblast!

http://thechive.com/2014/10/13/sometime-its-better-to-get-right-to-the-point-on-tinder-35-photos/
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6269 on: October 14, 2014, 12:13:27 PM »
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6270 on: October 14, 2014, 12:16:20 PM »
Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 14, 2014, 12:13:27 PM
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
The park/main fountain by the plaza.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6271 on: October 14, 2014, 12:30:45 PM »
Quote from: The Big Train on October 14, 2014, 01:41:04 AM
family blog and stuff but I laughed really hard at a couple of these. hope it's still going great @'taterblast!

http://thechive.com/2014/10/13/sometime-its-better-to-get-right-to-the-point-on-tinder-35-photos/

this was spectacular, thanks for sharing
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6272 on: October 14, 2014, 02:23:10 PM »
Quote from: wiley on October 14, 2014, 12:30:45 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on October 14, 2014, 01:41:04 AM
family blog and stuff but I laughed really hard at a couple of these. hope it's still going great @'taterblast!

http://thechive.com/2014/10/13/sometime-its-better-to-get-right-to-the-point-on-tinder-35-photos/

this was spectacular, thanks for sharing
yes, bookmarked.  I love texting beauts like these to the Missus on the way home from MHK trips
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6273 on: October 14, 2014, 03:46:54 PM »
Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 14, 2014, 12:13:27 PM
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
Sounds like some one is getting ready to pop the question?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6274 on: October 14, 2014, 03:55:16 PM »
Quote from: EMAWmeister on October 14, 2014, 12:13:27 PM
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
Loose park
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