Master Dating Thread

[pissclams]

[Mrs. Gooch]

Is it cheating to use the Cuddlr app to find someone to cuddle with if you are not getting the cuddles you need at home? (Asking for a friend.)

[Spracne]

Is it cheating to use the Cuddlr app to find someone to cuddle with if you are not getting the cuddles you need at home? (Asking for a friend.)

[420seriouscat69]

  Also, if Ms. Wacky was single, she would love that app.  Am I weird if I like to cuddle?

[CNS]

 

[slobber]

Also, if Ms. Wacky was single, she would love that app.  Am I weird if I like to cuddle?

Do you just like to cuddle? Or, do you like the end result of cuddling? This is what must be determined to answer your question and identify any future marriage problems.


Gonna win 'em all!

[420seriouscat69]

Also, if Ms. Wacky was single, she would love that app.  Am I weird if I like to cuddle?

Do you just like to cuddle? Or, do you like the end result of cuddling? This is what must be determined to answer your question and identify any future marriage problems.


Gonna win 'em all!

I'm not sure. I like that she has parts that I don't, but she's really cumfy too. I'm just saying.

[meow meow]

be sure to tell her how "cumfy" she is.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

  or  idk which one

[420seriouscat69]

be sure to tell her how "cumfy" she is.

It's a trap. I like her boobs ok guys! 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Also, if Ms. Wacky was single, she would love that app.  Am I weird if I like to cuddle?

Do you just like to cuddle? Or, do you like the end result of cuddling? This is what must be determined to answer your question and identify any future marriage problems.


Gonna win 'em all!

The end result of cuddling is that you feel connected to another person, less stressed, you sleep better, your immune system is boosted, and your risk of heart disease is lowered. Is that what you meant?

So since Wacky likes to cuddle that means he cares about his girl's mental & physical well being - sounds like marriage material.

[CNS]

I could probably go full time as a cuddler on that app and make like six, maybe seven, figs.  pretty great at it as long as that is actually what is going on here. 

I heard a radio thing this week saying that a woman in seattle is making something like $7k/wk as a pro cuddler.  I would imagine that is code for blowjobs or something, though.

[Emo EMAW]

I could probably go full time as a cuddler on that app and make like six, maybe seven, figs.  pretty great at it as long as that is actually what is going on here. 

I heard a radio thing this week saying that a woman in seattle is making something like $7k/wk as a pro cuddler.  I would imagine that is code for blowjobs or something, though.

This post is funnier when I read it not as you intended me to read it. 

[CNS]

I could probably go full time as a cuddler on that app and make like six, maybe seven, figs.  pretty great at it as long as that is actually what is going on here. 

I heard a radio thing this week saying that a woman in seattle is making something like $7k/wk as a pro cuddler.  I would imagine that is code for blowjobs or something, though.

This post is funnier when I read it not as you intended me to read it. 

Yeah, I edited it a little bit to try to make it reasonably obvious I wouldn't be making mad paper with blowjobs. 

[star seed 7]

Cuddling is my jam 

[Gooch]

Also, if Ms. Wacky was single, she would love that app.  Am I weird if I like to cuddle?

Do you just like to cuddle? Or, do you like the end result of cuddling? This is what must be determined to answer your question and identify any future marriage problems.


Gonna win 'em all!

The end result of cuddling is that you feel connected to another person, less stressed, you sleep better, your immune system is boosted, and your risk of heart disease is lowered. Is that what you meant?

So since Wacky likes to cuddle that means he cares about his girl's mental & physical well being - sounds like marriage material.

#SNAKEOIL

[Mr Bread]

Dog cuddles and your own little kid cuddles are great.  Grown people cuddles can gtfo.  I think it's some form of claustrophobia.  It makes me aggressive eventually. Like a few minutes. I need that person to get the eff off me already. 

[star seed 7]

Dog cuddles and your own little kid cuddles are great.  Grown people cuddles can gtfo.  I think it's some form of claustrophobia.  It makes me aggressive eventually. Like a few minutes. I need that person to get the eff off me already.

I have an alarm an hour before I have to wake up and when it goes off I lift up my blanket and the dog crawls in and blam, an hour of dog cuddles every morning

[Gooch]

Dog cuddles and your own little kid cuddles are great.  Grown people cuddles can gtfo.  I think it's some form of claustrophobia.  It makes me aggressive eventually. Like a few minutes. I need that person to get the eff off me already. 

[Mr Bread]

Dog cuddles and your own little kid cuddles are great.  Grown people cuddles can gtfo.  I think it's some form of claustrophobia.  It makes me aggressive eventually. Like a few minutes. I need that person to get the eff off me already. 

They are exactly like dogs at that point if they aren't crying and haven't crap themselves.  I'm not talking infants here. Just like 1-3 years old then they're banned. 

[420seriouscat69]

You monsters!

[Gooch]

Dog cuddles and your own little kid cuddles are great.  Grown people cuddles can gtfo.  I think it's some form of claustrophobia.  It makes me aggressive eventually. Like a few minutes. I need that person to get the eff off me already. 

They are exactly like dogs at that point if they aren't crying and haven't crap themselves.  I'm not talking infants here. Just like 1-3 years old then they're banned. 

Oh I understand what you are saying. I just dislike children all together

[XocolateThundarr]

Dog cuddles and your own little kid cuddles are great.  Grown people cuddles can gtfo.  I think it's some form of claustrophobia.  It makes me aggressive eventually. Like a few minutes. I need that person to get the eff off me already. 

They are exactly like dogs at that point if they aren't crying and haven't crap themselves.  I'm not talking infants here. Just like 1-3 years old then they're banned. 

Oh I understand what you are saying. I just dislike children all together

[Asteriskhead]

Dog cuddles are the only acceptable form of cuddles. Otherwise, appendages start going to sleep, my back will cramp, uncomfortable, not fun, skin to skin, sweaty contact. It's awful. How can anyone like it?

I'll give a great hug, but I'm not going to maintain that hug for minutes at a time.

[Emo EMAW]

For a while there I was having some stressful days at work and drinking way too much coffee and coming home all tense and I discovered 30 minutes of silence and dog cuddles was the cure.  #puppylove #serenitynow