Master Dating Thread

[Dugout DickStone]

How awkward could it be riding anywhere with this guy...

Exactly.  Him and his ugly lady can't be intimidating.

[420seriouscat69]

It's been a pain. Everyone is leaving tonight. I told them I could get off at 1pm tomorrow and they said that wouldn't work. They were leaving at 12:30pm. They couldn't wait 30 extra minutes.  Whatever, I'm leaving at noon now with two flasks. Ear hole material:

-"KU football is hurting"
-"Man, #1 and #2 draft picks and you guys can't get past the 2nd round?"
-"Sporting KC, man, they're in a slump."
-"Do you think god exists?"
-"What's your thoughts on the Middle east?"

 

[meow meow]

 

[RickRampus]

[420seriouscat69]

Solid last two posts, you guys! Thanks for adding to the Master Thread.

[420seriouscat69]

OMG! 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/meme-breakup?bffbnews

[TownieCat]

 

"Oh and thanks for stealing my best friend's virginity" 

He violates several of my fundamental rules for respecting women, but he does so with a lot of zeal 

[OK_Cat]

Fake

[Cire]

Update

[420seriouscat69]

Update

It was a magical weekend. Lot's of great stories and party time. I was worried for nothing.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Update

Ms. Wacky started reading the board. PM me.

['taterblast]

 

[j-dub]

My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

it may happen

guys, i gotta go see about a girl.

:turnsupradioandputsitindrive:  "rocky mountain high colorado..."

Won't last IMO. Enjoy being alone out there idiot.

forgot about this. until today.

cfor3 is the worst best bud ever 

but an excellent predictor of the future 

[Asteriskhead]

hypo: ex's only match with each other on tinder because they want to see what the other one is going to do, right?

[puniraptor]

This isn't Canada, bro.

[Asteriskhead]

This isn't Canada, bro.

Do they even have tinder in Canada?

[SPEmaw]

 

hypo: ex's only match with each other on tinder because they want to see what the other one is going to do, right?

That, or one is still sort of interested and the other does it to see if he/she still is in the other's head. 

[TownieCat]

hypo: ex's only match with each other on tinder because they want to see what the other one is going to do, right?

You only do this if you care and/or want to hook up at some point.

[XocolateThundarr]

hypo: ex's only match with each other on tinder because they want to see what the other one is going to do, right?

[420seriouscat69]

I wish yoga didn't leave. I wanted to get his pro tips on moving in with the girlfriend. This weekend is it. 

[420seriouscat69]

LOL. I just got a roommate expectations list from Ms. wacky today:

Roommate Expectations
Bills
•   Due on the 1st of every month (Total: $)
o   Rent ($)
o   Gym and Cellar and Loft ($)
•   Due on the 15th of every month
o   TWC
o   KCPL
Household Responsibilities
Three biggest To Dos to keep me happy:
1.   Take the trash out when necessary without being asked
2.   Keep clothes picked up and put away
3.   Dirty dishes in the dishwasher
a.   Start, load/unload dishwasher
Other key household to dos (please)
•   Dirty clothes in the bathroom closet
•   Please take Bear out when your time allows
•   Make bed when time allows
•   Fold living rooms blankets/keep living room tidy
•   Toiletries and cleaning supplies alternatively purchased
o   Shower stuff, toothpaste, toilet paper, laundry and dishwasher detergent, etc.
I will continue to help do and fold laundry, sweep, etc. as well as do my part to do the things above (aside from take the trash out. The trash is one thing I want to be your sole responsibility).
Add, comment, etc. to this list because this is 50/50 and you probably have some of your own expectations and I want you to feel comfortable telling me what those are.

**I thought of something the other day and now I can’t remember so we might have to allow additions to the list?**
Looking forward to it, roomie!

Mine:

My expectations:

-Stay in the kitchen
-Stay in the bed when told to
-Be my bartender
-Go to the bathroom for me
-Tell me how handsome I am everyday
-Let me watch K-State games on the main TV
-Pay for most things
-Don’t nag

That’s it. Other than that, we should be peachy! ?

[meow meow]

Looks like smooth sailing from here on out fanman, congrats on your new roommate!

[420seriouscat69]

  Should be fun! 

[Mr Bread]

How does she go to the bathroom for you?

[Tobias]

no negative consequences