Master Dating Thread

[The Big Train]

Was this the fine young woman you may not have respected?

['taterblast]

"you have two days to pick up this charger before it goes on craigslist"

she will laugh at this

[TownieCat]

Hypothetical sitch for you guys and girls*... A girl leaves an item at your place. For this example, let's say the item is a phone charger. But not the kind of phone charger that you use so it's pretty useless to have it.

How much effort do you put into returning the phone charger? She knows you have it and you've tried a couple of times to get it back to her. When is it ok to give up, but still be considered respectful?

Again, all completely hypothetical.



*Mrs. Gooch is the only one I listen to ITT so this is pretty much aimed at her.

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

take snap chat of phone charger next to your jeremy piven from a flattering angle.

send to her with caption "whenever you wanna come grab this lemme know"

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

pardon my katdaddiness

[Trim]

Why did your couple tries fail?

[TownieCat]

"you have two days to pick up this charger before it goes on craigslist"

she will laugh at this

This was actually my first move, believe it or not. She did laugh. That was two weeks ago.

[TownieCat]

take snap chat of phone charger next to your jeremy piven from a flattering angle.

send to her with caption "whenever you wanna come grab this lemme know"

This was actually my second move, believe it or not! 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Hypothetical sitch for you guys and girls*... A girl leaves an item at your place. For this example, let's say the item is a phone charger. But not the kind of phone charger that you use so it's pretty useless to have it.

How much effort do you put into returning the phone charger? She knows you have it and you've tried a couple of times to get it back to her. When is it ok to give up, but still be considered respectful?

Again, all completely hypothetical.



*Mrs. Gooch is the only one I listen to ITT so this is pretty much aimed at her.

#1 Isn't it like a law that all phone chargers now have to use that universal mini USB, so then how could it not be a charger you would use? (Why don't you tell us what she really left?)

#2 Do you want to hook up with this girl again?

#3 What terms did you part on? (i.e. you said you would call her but never did?)

[TownieCat]

Was this the fine young woman you may not have respected?

A gentleman never kisses and tells, TBT. You know that...

Why did your couple tries fail?

Scheduling conflicts? It's been a busy couple of weeks for both of us, or at least for me. Just trying to figure out how much effort to make or whether she needs to make an effort to get it back.

[Emo EMAW]

Hire a barbershop quartet to deliver it to her with a song.

[michigancat]

what's with the hypothetical bullshit?

She doesn't like you, move on.

[TownieCat]

Hypothetical sitch for you guys and girls*... A girl leaves an item at your place. For this example, let's say the item is a phone charger. But not the kind of phone charger that you use so it's pretty useless to have it.

How much effort do you put into returning the phone charger? She knows you have it and you've tried a couple of times to get it back to her. When is it ok to give up, but still be considered respectful?

Again, all completely hypothetical.



*Mrs. Gooch is the only one I listen to ITT so this is pretty much aimed at her.

#1 Isn't it like a law that all phone chargers now have to use that universal mini USB, so then how could it not be a charger you would use? (Why don't you tell us what she really left?)

#2 Do you want to hook up with this girl again?

#3 What terms did you part on? (i.e. you said you would call her but never did?)

Great questions, Mrs. Gooch!

1. She left an iPhone charger...I'm a Motorola guy.
2. 
3. I've talked to, seen, and even hung out with her a handful of times since then. Just have never had the charger on me at the time.

[star seed 7]

Was this the fine young woman you may not have respected?

A gentleman never kisses and tells, TBT. You know that...

Why did your couple tries fail?

Scheduling conflicts? It's been a busy couple of weeks for both of us, or at least for me. Just trying to figure out how much effort to make or whether she needs to make an effort to get it back.

I think tbt was referencing the young lady you disrespected two weeks ago

[slobber]

So basically, you are just wanting to let us know that you have been banging this girl.

Got it.

[TownieCat]

what's with the hypothetical bullshit?

She doesn't like you, move on.

Happy birthday, mc.

And I'm ok with things as they are between her and me. Just trying to return an item of value to someone. Yeesh.

[Spracne]

Yeah, weird humble brag

[TownieCat]

I think tbt was referencing the young lady you disrespected two weeks ago

Different young lady.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Just keep the charger in your car and the next time you see her you can give it to her. At this point, it is up to her to make an effort to get it back but you could remind her about it next time you see her in person.

Alternatively, if you did not care about hooking up with her again you could...
Drop by her apartment with the charger when you know she isn't there but her roommate is.
Bang her roommate.

[Spracne]

TC is getting laid, like, a lot you guys.

[TownieCat]

You guys are jumping to your own conclusions. If I said she left it at my place after an innocent night of playing Mario Kart would it change things?

[The Big Train]

So basically, you are just wanting to let us know that you have been banging this girl.

Got it.

 

respecting

[slobber]

Alternatively, if you did not care about hooking up with her again you could...
Drop by her apartment with the charger when you know she isn't there but her roommate is.
Bang her roommate.

Maybe stop by when BOTH of them are there

[TownieCat]

Next time I need advice I'm just DM'ing Mrs. Gooch...

[star seed 7]

A lot of people being disrespectful in this thread