Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 968826 times)

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4825 on:** May 02, 2014, 01:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on May 02, 2014, 01:27:53 PM

In high school I dated this girl for about 6 months. About 3 months after she broke up with me I went out with her younger sister. When I showed up at their house to pick her up the girls mom said " yea Mike's back" right in front of the older sister. I thought that chicks head was literally going to explode. She absolutely looked

#fanningbrag I know.

Wow, big time stud move.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4826 on:** May 02, 2014, 01:31:28 PM »

Yeah, you showed her. After my ex banged that KU linebacker, I respected like 3 of her best friends and two of them were on her traveling softball team.

The Big Train · « **Reply #4827 on:** May 02, 2014, 01:41:30 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 02, 2014, 01:31:28 PM

Yeah, you showed her. After my ex banged that KU linebacker, I respected like 3 of her best friends and two of them were on her traveling softball team.

Spracne · « **Reply #4828 on:** May 02, 2014, 04:05:19 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 02, 2014, 01:31:28 PM

Yeah, you showed her. After my ex banged that KU linebacker, I respected like 3 of her best friends and two of them were on her traveling softball team.

So, you got her sloppy seconds x 2?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4829 on:** May 02, 2014, 04:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 02, 2014, 04:05:19 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 02, 2014, 01:31:28 PM
Yeah, you showed her. After my ex banged that KU linebacker, I respected like 3 of her best friends and two of them were on her traveling softball team.

So, you got her sloppy seconds x 2?

No. We lost our virginity together. Then, well, I left for college and waited for her.... and during that time, on her end, ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP....

Spracne · « **Reply #4830 on:** May 02, 2014, 04:15:50 PM »

I was making a joke about lesbian softball players...

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4831 on:** May 02, 2014, 04:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 02, 2014, 04:15:50 PM

I was making a joke about lesbian softball players...

Oh. Whoops.

Seriously tho, I've always loved softball players frames. #bootylicious

ben ji · « **Reply #4832 on:** May 02, 2014, 06:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on May 02, 2014, 01:27:53 PM

In high school I dated this girl for about 6 months. About 3 months after she broke up with me I went out with her younger sister. When I showed up at their house to pick her up the girls mom said " yea Mike's back" right in front of the older sister. I thought that chicks head was literally going to explode. She absolutely looked

#fanningbrag I know.

Not exactly the same but I ended up respecting 4 different girls from the same sorority pledge class.

I really liked the last one but she was all like "We just couldnt date, it would be too weird, I couldnt take you to any date parties without ruining my friendship with XYZ"

slobber · « **Reply #4833 on:** May 02, 2014, 10:20:08 PM »

Friend of mine had his gf's mom come home unexpectedly and caught them respecting each other in the kitchen. I asked him, "What did she say?" His response was, "First, she complimented me on my size."

I

for so long that I never did get an answer.

Gonna win 'em all!

Spracne · « **Reply #4834 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:59:49 AM »

Quote from: slobber on May 02, 2014, 10:20:08 PM

Friend of mine had his gf's mom come home unexpectedly and caught them respecting each other in the kitchen. I asked him, "What did she say?" His response was, "First, she complimented me on my size."

I for so long that I never did get an answer.

Gonna win 'em all!

And then she was all like, "let me show you how to ess a dee, kid," right?!?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4835 on:** May 03, 2014, 09:34:21 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 03, 2014, 08:59:49 AM

Quote from: slobber on May 02, 2014, 10:20:08 PM
Friend of mine had his gf's mom come home unexpectedly and caught them respecting each other in the kitchen. I asked him, "What did she say?" His response was, "First, she complimented me on my size."

I for so long that I never did get an answer.

Gonna win 'em all!

And then she was all like, "let me show you how to ess a dee, kid," right?!?

Ya. I've seen this porno. Next...

'taterblast · « **Reply #4836 on:** May 03, 2014, 03:00:02 PM »

i got in trouble for flirting with other girls last night

mocat · « **Reply #4837 on:** May 03, 2014, 07:13:52 PM »

More like alphablast

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4838 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:51:07 PM »

If j-dub would have stayed with gronkzongas, I would be talking to him right now instead of this Shrek look a like mother effer for her bday.

Thanks, Obama!

mocat · « **Reply #4839 on:** May 03, 2014, 08:56:22 PM »

AbeFroman · « **Reply #4840 on:** May 03, 2014, 09:38:15 PM »

I wish my most recent ex had good looking friends. But woof city

'taterblast · « **Reply #4841 on:** May 04, 2014, 11:06:21 PM »

cinco de mayo, brothers.

slobber · « **Reply #4842 on:** May 05, 2014, 05:26:24 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on May 03, 2014, 09:34:21 AM

Quote from: Spracne on May 03, 2014, 08:59:49 AM

Quote from: slobber on May 02, 2014, 10:20:08 PM
Friend of mine had his gf's mom come home unexpectedly and caught them respecting each other in the kitchen. I asked him, "What did she say?" His response was, "First, she complimented me on my size."

I for so long that I never did get an answer.

Gonna win 'em all!

And then she was all like, "let me show you how to ess a dee, kid," right?!?
Ya. I've seen this porno. Next...

This was real life. Happened over 20 years ago. The porno idea is loosely based on my buddy's actual experience.

Gonna win 'em all!

'taterblast · « **Reply #4843 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:52:01 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on May 04, 2014, 11:06:21 PM

cinco de mayo, brothers.

the eff is this?

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4844 on:** May 05, 2014, 09:52:21 AM »

Spracne · « **Reply #4845 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:03:10 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on May 05, 2014, 09:52:01 AM

Quote from: emawblast on May 04, 2014, 11:06:21 PM
cinco de mayo, brothers.

the eff is this?

The Fourth was strong in you.

TownieCat · « **Reply #4846 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:07:48 PM »

Hypothetical sitch for you guys and girls*... A girl leaves an item at your place. For this example, let's say the item is a phone charger. But not the kind of phone charger that you use so it's pretty useless to have it.

How much effort do you put into returning the phone charger? She knows you have it and you've tried a couple of times to get it back to her. When is it ok to give up, but still be considered respectful?

Again, all completely hypothetical.

*Mrs. Gooch is the only one I listen to ITT so this is pretty much aimed at her.

Spracne · « **Reply #4847 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:09:22 PM »

Wow, she hates your guts

puniraptor · « **Reply #4848 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:10:12 PM »

Quote from: TownieCat on May 14, 2014, 02:07:48 PM

Hypothetical sitch for you guys and girls*... A girl leaves an item at your place. For this example, let's say the item is a phone charger. But not the kind of phone charger that you use so it's pretty useless to have it.

How much effort do you put into returning the phone charger? She knows you have it and you've tried a couple of times to get it back to her. When is it ok to give up, but still be considered respectful?

Again, all completely hypothetical.

*Mrs. Gooch is the only one I listen to ITT so this is pretty much aimed at her.

'taterblast · « **Reply #4849 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:11:14 PM »

"hey i have your charger. want me to drop it off sometime?"

Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 968826 times)

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