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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #700 on: June 27, 2012, 02:44:58 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #701 on: June 27, 2012, 02:50:46 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

i enjoy the walk n' talk myself.

you could meet up at the roasterie, get a coffee/tea, and go for a walk on the trolley trail.

or at glace, get a tasty treat and walk around the plaza.

or at any of the plaza coffeeshops and go for a walk at loose park. loose park is one of my fav spots in the city.

i offer these up pending approval by stunz obviously..

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #702 on: June 27, 2012, 02:58:01 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

Meet for drinks some weeknight around 8. I usually go with a plaza bar(odowds or fooleries) or mccoys.

This works best if you meet them during the weekend.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #703 on: June 27, 2012, 03:20:02 PM »
JJ's has always been the panty dropper but it's not necessarily a first date spot.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #704 on: June 27, 2012, 03:51:18 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #705 on: June 27, 2012, 03:52:21 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

Meet for drinks some weeknight around 8. I usually go with a plaza bar(odowds or fooleries) or mccoys.

This works best if you meet them during the weekend.

Definitely meet for drinks.  Always the possibility that it turns into a great night out filled with solid convo and flirting and perhaps a  banging afterward.  I'll tell you what you definitely won't be doing after a "walk and talk," banging afterward or even making out for that matter.  You'll get a solid dose of awkard moments though.   
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #706 on: June 27, 2012, 03:55:08 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

Meet for drinks some weeknight around 8. I usually go with a plaza bar(odowds or fooleries) or mccoys.

This works best if you meet them during the weekend.

Definitely meet for drinks.  Always the possibility that it turns into a great night out filled with solid convo and flirting and perhaps a  banging afterward. I'll tell you what you definitely won't be doing after a "walk and talk," banging afterward or even making out for that matter.  You'll get a solid dose of awkard moments though.   

i'm a serial monagamist. i like to ease my way in. 

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #707 on: June 27, 2012, 03:57:09 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

i enjoy the walk n' talk myself.

you could meet up at the roasterie, get a coffee/tea, and go for a walk on the trolley trail.

or at glace, get a tasty treat and walk around the plaza.

or at any of the plaza coffeeshops and go for a walk at loose park. loose park is one of my fav spots in the city.

i offer these up pending approval by stunz obviously..

Do this is if you want to hear what kind of pets she has, how boring her job is, how big of a jerk her ex is, and how her friends are all getting married.  :zzz:

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #708 on: June 27, 2012, 04:05:24 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #709 on: June 27, 2012, 04:13:26 PM »
j-dub... take ten shots of tequila and go to p&l. allow yourself to have no restrictions on tail. slumb busted.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #710 on: June 27, 2012, 04:27:01 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:

There must be sexual tension present during the encounter or you're just wasting your time in my experience.  Crucial to pick surroundings that foster it. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #711 on: June 27, 2012, 04:27:33 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with Wacky?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2013, 07:26:39 PM by Wackycat08 (the poster formerly known as fanningksu) »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #712 on: June 27, 2012, 04:36:06 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

Why wasnt a night on the town with fanning offered at the fattyfest auction?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #713 on: June 27, 2012, 04:37:52 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

Why wasnt a night on the town with fanning offered at the fattyfest auction?
Holy moly, great idea. Let the bidding begin.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #714 on: June 27, 2012, 04:51:48 PM »
I feel like "a night of big timing losers/squawks in KC with LSOC" would be pretty valuable.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #715 on: June 27, 2012, 04:59:13 PM »
first date ideas, let me have them boys. (i live in KC, if that helps)

Pick 3 of the ideas other people suggest. One sporty, one romantic and one in between.

When she asks you where you are going and what to where, don't tell her. Just say dress for a first date with a guy you like. Based on how she dresses, pick one of the 3.
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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #716 on: June 27, 2012, 05:28:57 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

This should have been an auction item

Edit: oh man...I really Luked that one

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #717 on: June 27, 2012, 05:42:01 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

no chance i'm turning this opp down.  :cheers:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #718 on: June 27, 2012, 06:18:26 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

no chance i'm turning this opp down.  :cheers:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #719 on: June 27, 2012, 07:48:45 PM »
I feel like "a night of big timing losers/squawks in KC with LSOC" would be pretty valuable.

Would take

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #720 on: June 27, 2012, 07:50:16 PM »
jakesie was the biggest bidder thats why we are going out on Saturday night

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #721 on: June 27, 2012, 09:22:52 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

no chance i'm turning this opp down.  :cheers:

i knew it was only a matter of time before the master dating thread became the matchmaking thread. this is what i was expecting all along anyway.

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« Reply #722 on: June 28, 2012, 02:52:59 PM »
hey ease up bro's. i'm in the middle of a slump here  :frown:
j-dub, do you want a night out on the town with fanning?  :excited: This could be epic. No offense, but your walking crap kinda makes sense now with your current drought.

no chance i'm turning this opp down.  :cheers:

i knew it was only a matter of time before the master dating thread became the matchmaking thread. this is what i was expecting all along anyway.

welp. now that fanning's illegitimate child has come to light, and he's on the lam and all, guess there's no night out on the town for j-dub  :cry:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #723 on: June 28, 2012, 03:31:54 PM »
welp. now that fanning's illegitimate child has come to light, and he's on the lam and all, guess there's no night out on the town for j-dub  :cry:

He's been a pretty crummy dad up to this point. What's stopping him from leaving the kid in the car and going out drinking with ole' J-Dub?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #724 on: June 28, 2012, 03:42:04 PM »
Great second date: bring a large blanket, sandwiches you made yourself, and a 6-pack of dos equis (or whatever she likes) and go have a little picnic at the Scout statue right before sunset. Can tell you this definitely works. :love: