Master Dating Thread

[DQ12]

BOTC reveals she is at her peak SMV 

I'm sure this is hilarious, and I really want to laugh along, but I have no idea what smv is.

[bringonthecats]

BOTC reveals she is at her peak SMV 

i'm one year past it 

sup cougar.

[420seriouscat69]

BOTC reveals she is at her peak SMV 

 

[nicname]

I remember age was discussed forever ago.  SMV = Sexual Market Value.

the peaks may or may not be accurate, but the curves are definitely off.  as a peak smv male, i can attest that 15 and 29 yo females do not hold equal value.

I'm assuming that you mean 29 yo females have a much higher value. However, Fitz is also a peak smv male, and based upon his twitter postings, he would disagree and place a much higher value on 15 yo females. You have to include the entire population to discredit the curves.

A pretty decent point.

Pretty good post right there.

[Trim]

I bet all these stories are told in greater, less reserved detail at fattyfest.

[yoga-like_abana]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

[8manpick]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

T's and P's y-l_a

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

[CNS]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Fanning, you obvs need to con her into coming to KC and see what happens.

[yoga-like_abana]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

next trivia night?! its an honest to goodness question, Im still trying to wrap my brain around it.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Just so we're all clear here, you ARE talking about an actual girl and not drugs, right? The whole "In Vegas... From Cali" thing is really throwing me off.

[CNS]

This is all about not winning the belt, right?

[420seriouscat69]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Just so we're all clear here, you ARE talking about an actual girl and not drugs, right? The whole "In Vegas... From Cali" thing is really throwing me off.

Yes. A beautiful 25 year old, trainer. With a side tattoo. 

[CNS]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Fanning, you obvs need to con her into coming to KC and see what happens.

It's worth a shot, but I've been living at home this summer so I can save up for a place come fall. Mom does make a fantastic egg mcMuffin that might win her over.

NVM the egg McM.  The new info of her being a trainer and that wonderful side tattoo equate to you needing to take it more seriously.

[Stevesie60]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Just so we're all clear here, you ARE talking about an actual girl and not drugs, right? The whole "In Vegas... From Cali" thing is really throwing me off.

Yes. A beautiful 25 year old, trainer. With a side tattoo. 

Side tattoos are the most attractive thing a girl can have. Hands down. Not even close.

I'm sorry this happened to you, fanning. It's kind of weird to have sympathy for you, but I honestly do. Mostly because of the side tattoo.

[Stevesie60]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

next trivia night?! its an honest to goodness question, Im still trying to wrap my brain around it.

No trivia for 2 weeks. Special discussyla'sproblemsPAK?

[OlatheWildcat]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Fanning, you obvs need to con her into coming to KC and see what happens.

LA girl visiting KC? Ha, that's funny, who are you, Beems?

[Scary Smart]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Did said filly that you fell in love with go to K-State? If so, I might know who you're talking about. 

[yoga-like_abana]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

next trivia night?! its an honest to goodness question, Im still trying to wrap my brain around it.

No trivia for 2 weeks. Special discussyla'sproblemsPAK?

yes either that or this will be my leverage onto the secret board

[yoga-like_abana]

oh btw the person we would be discussing has a small side tat 

[Stevesie60]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

next trivia night?! its an honest to goodness question, Im still trying to wrap my brain around it.

No trivia for 2 weeks. Special discussyla'sproblemsPAK?

yes either that or this will be my leverage onto the secret board

You'd have like 17 to choose from. It'd get confusing. Let's go pak this week. Saturday night?

[yoga-like_abana]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

next trivia night?! its an honest to goodness question, Im still trying to wrap my brain around it.

No trivia for 2 weeks. Special discussyla'sproblemsPAK?

yes either that or this will be my leverage onto the secret board

You'd have like 17 to choose from. It'd get confusing. Let's go pak this week. Saturday night?

I can make that happen....goEMAW where dreams come true

[8manpick]

hmmm I had my mind effed last night. just I dont even, wouldya.... I dont, ah nvm.

WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS YOU TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!

next trivia night?! its an honest to goodness question, Im still trying to wrap my brain around it.

No trivia for 2 weeks. Special discussyla'sproblemsPAK?

yes either that or this will be my leverage onto the secret board

You'd have like 17 to choose from. It'd get confusing. Let's go pak this week. Saturday night?

I can make that happen....goEMAW where dreams come true

[j-dub]

I think I fell in love you guys, cause my heart hurts. It's either heartache over the loss of a beautiful filly or too many cigars. The girl I hung out with for the last 72 hours in Vegas lives in Cali. Once I left, she headed back to Cali with the two girls I flew out there with. She was their friend. Distance might be too much for what we created at those Vegas night clubs on the dates of June 22nd-24th, 2012. I'll never feel this way again. :SingleForLife: 

Just so we're all clear here, you ARE talking about an actual girl and not drugs, right? The whole "In Vegas... From Cali" thing is really throwing me off.

Yes. A beautiful 25 year old, trainer. With a side tattoo. 

pray tell what does her husband think about this little liaison of yours 

[Emo EMAW]

What is a side tattoo?  Serious question for tattoon00b.