Master Dating Thread

[OK_Cat]

Fanning is letting her run his life and they aren't even engaged yet? Woof. T&P's fanman.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Fanning should put a limit on the number of weekends she is allowed to commit him to something. Like definitely no more than half of his weekends, if that.

[michigancat]

plus, i'll be at georgia/mizzou two weeks earlier, so that's good enough i think.

what an enormous sacrifice

[Stevesie60]

emawblast, are tinder girl's teeth ruined from her meth use yet?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

hey tinderbabe, ive made this powerpoint slide show with my top 7 reasons why you should go to ksu cats football games with me.

*clicks slide show*


*:vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooommmmm: KSU logo flies across screen*

i'm actually quite impressed

[Mrs. Gooch]

tinder girl was asking me if i could go to this thing at the end of september and i was like "nope, cats game" and she was like uggggh and i was like "hey it's football season ya know" and she was all "so i'm never going to see you this fall am i?" and i was like "no that's not true"

so i made her a spreadsheet with the cats schedule, a column for what i will be doing that weekend, and a column for "will tinder girl see 'blast this weekend?"

right now we're at 9 yes's, 3 no's, and 3 maybes.

Are you going to make a flow chart to show your decision making process for the maybes?

[420seriouscat69]

Fanning should put a limit on the number of weekends she is allowed to commit him to something. Like definitely no more than half of his weekends, if that.

Hopefully her family stops reproducing and getting married. That's what i'm going for.

['taterblast]

emawblast, are tinder girl's teeth ruined from her meth use yet?

not yet

hey tinderbabe, ive made this powerpoint slide show with my top 7 reasons why you should go to ksu cats football games with me.

*clicks slide show*


*:vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooommmmm: KSU logo flies across screen*

i'm actually quite impressed

this is an outstanding idea

plus, i'll be at georgia/mizzou two weeks earlier, so that's good enough i think.

what an enormous sacrifice

the trick is making her think it's a sacrifice

['taterblast]

tinder girl was asking me if i could go to this thing at the end of september and i was like "nope, cats game" and she was like uggggh and i was like "hey it's football season ya know" and she was all "so i'm never going to see you this fall am i?" and i was like "no that's not true"

so i made her a spreadsheet with the cats schedule, a column for what i will be doing that weekend, and a column for "will tinder girl see 'blast this weekend?"

right now we're at 9 yes's, 3 no's, and 3 maybes.

Are you going to make a flow chart to show your decision making process for the maybes?

also an outstanding idea

[michigancat]

yeah, trick her!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

hey boo, ive made this centrifugal force matrices with some ksu-mizzou algorithms in it explaining to you why we need to have chicken tacos instead of beef tacos for dinner.

go ahead and look it over and let me know what you decide.

i'm so turned on

[Institutional Control]

Fanning should put a limit on the number of weekends she is allowed to commit him to something. Like definitely no more than half of his weekends, if that.

Hopefully her family stops reproducing and getting married. That's what i'm going for.

The good thing about her having a big family is that you can expect a lot of presents at your wedding shower.

[michigancat]

I know fanning is joking and will gladly go to all the weddings, but if it happened to be a major issue for him because he'll miss KSU football games, I don't think he's very serious about the relationship.

[Emo EMAW]

Sept - Jan, I do what I want.  Feb - Aug, I do what she wants (and also because I want to).

[michigancat]

Sept - Jan, I do what I want.  Feb - Aug, I do what she wants (and also because I want to).

when's your wife due?

[Emo EMAW]

Sept - Jan, I do what I want.  Feb - Aug, I do what she wants (and also because I want to).

when's your wife due?

late Sept (after Auburn game (hopefully) [[rough ridin' better be after Auburn]]) 

[Boom Roasted]

Sept - Jan, I do what I want.  Feb - Aug, I do what she wants (and also because I want to).

when's your wife due?

late Sept (after Auburn game (hopefully) [[rough ridin' better be after Auburn]])

Oh crap, that's scary. Dibs on tickets if birthday is sept 17 or 18

[Emo EMAW]

I'm turning my phone off once we're on the turnpike.   

[Institutional Control]

People who plan weddings for the fall are the worst people in the world. 

[TownieCat]

People who plan weddings for the fall are the worst people in the world.

Agreed. It's nothing but a selfish power move by the bride and groom.

Also... I'm attending two weddings during football season this year. Both are on Cats bye weekends 

[Emo EMAW]

People who plan weddings for the fall are the worst people in the world.

Would you accept a Friday wedding in MHK on a game weekend (esp with a great hotel rate)?

[Asteriskhead]

People who plan weddings for the fall are the worst people in the world.

Agreed. It's nothing but a selfish power move by the bride and groom.

Also... I'm attending two weddings during football season this year. Both are on Cats bye weekends 

I'm going to one this fall. It is also on a Cat's bye weekend. The t-shirt squawk bride and t-shirt squawk/ sooner groom did a great job scheduling.

[michigancat]

Every weekend in every season is important to someone. Basically everyone who schedules a wedding is a pretty selfish person.

[Mrs. Gooch]

You should just elope to Vegas and not inconvenience other people.

[Asteriskhead]

You should just elope to Vegas and not inconvenience other people.

Then have a giant boozefest party in the summer time.