Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 965023 times)

pissclams · « **Reply #3400 on:** October 29, 2013, 11:50:03 AM »

wasnt me

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3401 on:** October 29, 2013, 11:58:16 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM

Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

I nailed the backslide like Christ to the Cross.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3402 on:** October 29, 2013, 12:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 29, 2013, 11:58:16 AM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM
Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

I nailed the backslide like Christ to the Cross.

You nailed it, cause we've all been guilty of it.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #3403 on:** October 29, 2013, 03:15:30 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM

Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

I feel like you're a 28 year old 8th grader.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3404 on:** October 29, 2013, 03:33:04 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 12:07:00 PM

Quote from: Limestone on October 29, 2013, 11:58:16 AM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM
Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

I nailed the backslide like Christ to the Cross.
You nailed it, cause we've all been guilty of it.

For sure, but this one was plain as day.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3405 on:** October 29, 2013, 06:28:23 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on October 29, 2013, 11:50:03 AM

wasnt me

yeah. that actually was fanning's gf.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3406 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:14:24 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 29, 2013, 10:16:18 AM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM
Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

the university wants you or the president wants you?

I accepted their offer today. I start next Monday. It's going to be nice getting severance and a paycheck from a job at the same time.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #3407 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:15:43 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 30, 2013, 06:14:24 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 29, 2013, 10:16:18 AM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM
Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

the university wants you or the president wants you?
I accepted their offer today. I start next Monday. It's going to be nice getting severance and a paycheck from a job at the same time.

is this a dating metaphor?

congrats on the new girlfriend, wacky!

The Big Train · « **Reply #3408 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:38:23 PM »

That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3409 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:50:29 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on October 30, 2013, 06:38:23 PM

That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.

Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #3410 on:** October 30, 2013, 07:01:13 PM »

Congrats, Wacky!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3411 on:** October 30, 2013, 07:01:59 PM »

Quote from: CFoD on October 30, 2013, 07:01:13 PM

Congrats, Wacky!

Thanks man!

DQ12 · « **Reply #3412 on:** October 30, 2013, 07:04:09 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3413 on:** October 30, 2013, 07:57:21 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #3414 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:06:52 PM »

Wow. Congrats on one of the fastest recoveries ever!

Gonna win 'em all!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3415 on:** October 30, 2013, 10:53:53 PM »

wacky will be shacking up with an older lady somewhere around 103rd in 2 weeks.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #3416 on:** October 30, 2013, 10:58:19 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 30, 2013, 06:50:29 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on October 30, 2013, 06:38:23 PM
That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.
Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

Canadian guy I know works close to there. Maybe he will grab a drink with you after work sometime.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3417 on:** October 31, 2013, 01:59:36 PM »

Man, if Wacky can get a job faster than 8manpick then........what a world we live in.

8manpick · « **Reply #3418 on:** October 31, 2013, 02:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 31, 2013, 01:59:36 PM

Man, if Wacky can get a job faster than 8manpick then........what a world we live in.

It's day 2...

Fedor · « **Reply #3419 on:** October 31, 2013, 02:40:59 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 30, 2013, 06:50:29 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on October 30, 2013, 06:38:23 PM
That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.
Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

Reverse commute, you will be fine.

EuroCat · « **Reply #3420 on:** October 31, 2013, 10:33:26 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 30, 2013, 06:50:29 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on October 30, 2013, 06:38:23 PM
That's gonna be a bitch having to commute from downtown.
Yup. My work is off 95th and I-35 too. It's gonna suck.

My canadian friend is living less than a miles from there and knows exactly where this is.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3421 on:** November 11, 2013, 04:44:17 PM »

Girl left for Hong Kong Saturday for work and gave me her key to do laundry. I don't have a washer and dryer. Anyways, went golfing with the FAM yesterday and I lost her key.

Christ!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3422 on:** November 11, 2013, 04:48:42 PM »

So like, I can't get into her place and her landlord is a giant bitch. I guess she's mad cause her rent was suppose to go up in September, it hasn't, and she thinks this will bring attention to it. Whoops!

CNS · « **Reply #3423 on:** November 11, 2013, 04:49:08 PM »

Have the lock changed and like 6keys made. Pay for it, then give her the new key when she is back.

CNS · « **Reply #3424 on:** November 11, 2013, 04:49:44 PM »

Nevermind. Probs time for a new one