Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 961926 times)

CNS · « **Reply #3375 on:** October 25, 2013, 08:01:53 PM »

Arranged marriage, here. My wife was trained for me from an early age though we never met until the ceremony. We had the kids that night too.

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AppleJack · « **Reply #3376 on:** October 25, 2013, 08:05:31 PM »

just had my 5th child with 4 different women. i live with the 1st chick but currently dating #3 again. she kinda sucks though.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3377 on:** October 25, 2013, 08:14:34 PM »

Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on October 25, 2013, 08:05:31 PM

just had my 5th child with 4 different women. i live with the 1st chick but currently dating #3 again. she kinda sucks though.

classic jebediah!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3378 on:** October 25, 2013, 08:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 25, 2013, 07:58:46 PM

My wife and I dated a week before we got married and had a child. 6 daughters later, still going strong

6 daughters? I'm not sure about the biology but it sounds like you have too much estrogen up in your blood stream or something if you keep producing daughters without at least a boy or 2 mixed in.

EuroCat · « **Reply #3379 on:** October 26, 2013, 01:30:53 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 25, 2013, 08:03:21 AM

yup tons of kc paks. why actually physically drive two hours to the game and pak w/ 50k other cat fans when you can just stay at home every weekend and do the same thing that you would do 45 other weekends out of the year but with a cat game on in the background is what i always say.

Hey RD, hope you get over your butthurt soon friend. Hang in there.

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #3380 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:33:28 AM »

@Wacky how is the saga going? I feel like I am being cheated out of some good stuff right now.

ben ji · « **Reply #3381 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:47:42 AM »

So ole ben ji did a bunch of laundry last week and found some yoga type pants and some black shirt I had never seen while I was folding clothes...I set them aside figuring they were my GF's.

Cut to last night....things are getting hot and heavy as we move to the bedroom...

ben ji-"O hey by the way you left these pants and over here at some point"
GF- (Looks at pants)"These aren't mine(Angry Look), and this shirt isn't mine either"
GF- "Whose pants are these ben ji?!?"

MOOD KILLED.

My sister lives in Lawrence and crashes at my place some weekends when she is in town. They were her yoga pants.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #3382 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:49:57 AM »

why would you bring that up while getting "hot and heavy"?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #3383 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:52:20 AM »

are you married ben ji? no, youre not. maybe keep it on the couch where jesus can see next time, sinner. then these things wouldnt happen.

ben ji · « **Reply #3384 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:59:56 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on October 29, 2013, 08:49:57 AM

why would you bring that up while getting "hot and heavy"?

Because I had put the pants/shirt on the bed so I would remember to give them to her.

ben ji · « **Reply #3385 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:00:31 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 29, 2013, 08:52:20 AM

are you married ben ji? no, youre not. maybe keep it on the couch where jesus can see next time, sinner. then these things wouldnt happen.

Married to my best friend, 15 years and counting!

8manpick · « **Reply #3386 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:00:40 AM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 29, 2013, 08:52:20 AM

are you married ben ji? no, youre not. maybe keep it on the couch where jesus can see next time, sinner. then these things wouldnt happen.

judge not, Tonya. We must pray for our brother.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #3387 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:03:33 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on October 29, 2013, 09:00:31 AM

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 29, 2013, 08:52:20 AM
are you married ben ji? no, youre not. maybe keep it on the couch where jesus can see next time, sinner. then these things wouldnt happen.

Married to my best friend, 15 years and counting!

Married and a GF...play on playa.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3388 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:49:53 AM »

Quote from: Boom Roasted on October 29, 2013, 08:33:28 AM

@Wacky how is the saga going? I feel like I am being cheated out of some good stuff right now.

We're still boning. As you know, we broke up the day before I got let go from my job. Not being like satanist, she reached out to me and we got busy. It's tough being single, unemployed, and trying to hit on girls out there, you know? "Oh hey, what do you do?" Response: "NOTHING! Let's BANG!"

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3389 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:50:31 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 09:49:53 AM

Quote from: Boom Roasted on October 29, 2013, 08:33:28 AM
@Wacky how is the saga going? I feel like I am being cheated out of some good stuff right now.
We're still boning. As you know, we broke up the day before I got let go from my job. Not being like satanist, she reached out to me and we got busy. It's tough being single, unemployed, and trying to hit on girls out there, you know? "Oh hey, what do you do?" Response: "NOTHING! Let's BANG!"

CNS · « **Reply #3390 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:51:04 AM »

Wacky, if you go through a break up with a chick and she agrees to keep boning, she doesn't want to be broken up anymore.

Just a heads up.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3391 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:52:40 AM »

THEORY:

This chick likes the idea of taking a sad, broken down fanning and nursing him into happiness. When he becomes successful (?) at his job, she gets bored. He gets fired, and she's back.

She likes the idea of a sad, hopeless fanning.

mocat · « **Reply #3392 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:53:18 AM »

CNS that is not entirely true. Actually it is absolutely not true.

CNS · « **Reply #3393 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:56:33 AM »

Quote from: mocat on October 29, 2013, 09:53:18 AM

CNS that is not entirely true. Actually it is absolutely not true.

I wouldn't say it is absolutely true either, in that there are always exceptions. That said, I would say the odds favor it being the case more than they don't.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #3394 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:57:45 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on October 29, 2013, 09:52:40 AM

She likes the idea of a sad, hopeless fanning.

dont we all? i mean... just look at this thread.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3395 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:59:32 AM »

it's true.

a sad fanning is much better than a happy fanning.

CNS · « **Reply #3396 on:** October 29, 2013, 10:03:00 AM »

You guys miss this entire thread. Fanning seems to find happiness regardless of the curve balls he is thrown.

That is what draws ppl in.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3397 on:** October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM »

Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand.

OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

puniraptor · « **Reply #3398 on:** October 29, 2013, 10:16:18 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 29, 2013, 10:13:29 AM

Yeah! Also, I meet with the President of this University this afternoon that wants me. I should hopefully have something by next week. Also, I broke up with her, she just decided to stop acting crazy during this time and lend a hand. OMFG, GET IT? LEND A HAND?!!!

the university wants you or the president wants you?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #3399 on:** October 29, 2013, 10:17:13 AM »

@pissclams i think this would be a good time to whip out that mswackysquawk sock again...