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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #500 on: September 13, 2015, 05:18:18 PM »

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #501 on: September 13, 2015, 05:23:05 PM »
I like to grab an extension cord and my spare microwave (keep it covered in the fall) and head to the backyard.  load that sucker up with bird seed and #blessed blue jays and possums and crap

feels great when you're able to best these magnificent creatures on a level playing field such as you've described

while i don't microwave my prey, i have rigged a loud speaker in my backyard (i live in a rural community on several acres of land) to emit a super ultrasonic soundwave (that only animals can hear) when my motion detectors sense something on my land that is so loud it actually bursts the prey's ear drums and causes their ears to begin pouring out copious amounts of blood.  the blood travels to the electric grid i have inlaid into the ground and acts as a conduit to the animals brains by which the electric grid sends jolts of 1 million volts in 3, 30 second increments.  the first kills the animal, the 2nd cooks the animal, and the 3rd dries the cooked carcass into jerky that i eat when i go on my other hunting trips.  makes for a great snack.  call me old fashioned but i just love the sport of it all.  go cats.



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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #502 on: September 14, 2015, 02:59:33 PM »
I killed a baby snake this morning. It was on the steps outside of my apartment so I bashed it with a wooden spoon. I regret nothing.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #503 on: September 14, 2015, 03:11:39 PM »
I killed a baby snake this morning. It was on the steps outside of my apartment so I bashed it with a wooden spoon. I regret nothing.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #504 on: September 14, 2015, 03:20:02 PM »
apologize to sys you monster

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #505 on: September 14, 2015, 03:20:54 PM »
You are a terrible person, enjoy all your vermin
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #506 on: September 14, 2015, 03:24:31 PM »
that snake was destined to eat the spider that kills you tonight. you just stepped on the wrong butterfly wing.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #507 on: September 14, 2015, 03:26:10 PM »
If ever put in that situation again I will act the same way. It was a swift execution.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #508 on: September 14, 2015, 03:38:54 PM »
I hate snakes as much as the next guy but the fact that you could kill it with a wooden spoon it evidence that you should have left it alone. I don't even think you can kill flies with a wooden spoon.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #509 on: September 14, 2015, 04:23:10 PM »
yeah let's kill gods creation with a blunt object, no not the sharp one that will kill swiftly, that one that will inflict the most pain possible

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #510 on: September 14, 2015, 05:35:24 PM »
Snakes don't feel pain.


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #511 on: September 14, 2015, 05:45:02 PM »

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #512 on: September 14, 2015, 06:05:04 PM »
Not surprised
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #513 on: September 14, 2015, 06:06:11 PM »
we live in a culture of disrespect

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #514 on: September 14, 2015, 08:46:29 PM »
What was the point of posting that?

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #515 on: September 14, 2015, 09:04:32 PM »
to prove to himself that there was some sort of justification, when in reality there was absolutely none, but TownieCat has no regrets.  so YOLO i guess

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #516 on: September 14, 2015, 09:06:18 PM »
Sys may not see his post tonight, or even this month, but when he does, look out. 
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #517 on: September 14, 2015, 09:39:34 PM »
Says may not see his post tonight, or even this month, but when he does, look out.
He have a pet snake or something?

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #518 on: September 14, 2015, 09:53:36 PM »
I'm going to shoot the crap out of some quail this fall.  They will die an honorable death followed by being placed in a bacon casket and treated to a Viking funeral on my grill.  May Odin be with them.
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #519 on: September 25, 2015, 05:46:13 PM »
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #520 on: September 25, 2015, 08:04:13 PM »
What a dunce

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #521 on: September 25, 2015, 08:21:17 PM »
the tortoise was fine.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #522 on: October 05, 2015, 04:25:45 PM »
This (the processing of the meat) is something I don't mind paying for, especially for my first deer.  Previous to this experience I wasn't even sure how much I would enjoy the meat.  I was mostly after the antlers and the outdoor experience so the meat is a bonus.  At this point I can say I would do it again, although the next animal could be a antelope or elk in another state, so that could change.  $400 is a drop in the bucket compared to everything else I spend on this stuff.

Antelope hunting is about as hard as making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, it is fun tho.  Elk hunting is my favorite, lived around the mountains for a long time and very tiring going up and down the mountains but worth it.  Never been moose hunting but I'm sure it would be a blast.

I want to backpack in way away from a road and camp and hunt and kill one and cut it into pieces and carry it out on my back.
I plan on packing in to bowhunt for elk in colorado this year.  then I'm eyeing an archery moosehunt in thunder bay ontario next year.

Hey Rams tell us about your elk hunt in Colorado.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #523 on: October 05, 2015, 04:32:58 PM »
 :lol:

its going to be amazing to watch emo catch up on 2 years of posts

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #524 on: October 05, 2015, 07:10:01 PM »
:lol:

its going to be amazing to watch emo catch up on 2 years of posts

He hasnt even been gone a year
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best