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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #475 on: March 01, 2015, 08:04:07 PM »
Man...you are cold blooded drowning that thing.  Should have delivered a quick painless death.
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #476 on: March 01, 2015, 08:06:49 PM »
I mean if you had put it in a plastic bag and stomped the crap out of it at least it wouldn't have had to drown.
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #477 on: March 01, 2015, 08:10:52 PM »
probably just a case of waterboarding gone awry

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #478 on: March 01, 2015, 08:15:45 PM »
well. i don't have a gun or knife, and stomping it is gross.

i was a bit anxious before, but i didn't feel anything during the kill.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #479 on: March 01, 2015, 08:22:05 PM »
or just shooting it or severing the spinal cord, you know the quick non-suffering ways to go
You know the funny thing about "glue traps" is ppl think they are humane.
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #480 on: March 01, 2015, 08:25:33 PM »
 you don't have to put it in quotes, a glue trap is a glue trap

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #481 on: March 01, 2015, 08:31:22 PM »
also hypocritical to criticize it for being inhumane if you don't eat 100% organic meat.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #482 on: March 01, 2015, 08:39:02 PM »
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #483 on: March 01, 2015, 08:42:00 PM »
also hypocritical to criticize it for being inhumane if you don't eat 100% organic meat.
Hey I'm not picking on you for your choice of trapping the rats roaming around.  Most ppl throw them in the trash and think this is such a sterile way to get rid of them.  The old fashioned wood spring trap is the most humane way, but ppl don't like to touch the dead rat or the blood clean up caused by the trap. 
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #484 on: March 01, 2015, 10:38:07 PM »
100% catch and release guy myself.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #485 on: March 01, 2015, 10:43:19 PM »
Drowning is less personal than using a knife, lay off the guy
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #486 on: March 01, 2015, 10:47:49 PM »
Don't imagine anyone will be killing this cute little guy, but he(she?) has been spotted multiple times here recently in southern WV...




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Re: Killing animals
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #488 on: March 02, 2015, 07:47:55 AM »
Don't imagine anyone will be killing this cute little guy, but he(she?) has been spotted multiple times here recently in southern WV...




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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #489 on: March 02, 2015, 04:51:16 PM »
was it @CartierFor3 who had all the mice in his house he was killing?
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #491 on: August 26, 2015, 10:13:46 PM »
Dove season is just around the corner fellas.  Anyone plan on wasting a few of those little guys? 


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #492 on: August 26, 2015, 10:16:58 PM »
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #493 on: August 27, 2015, 12:32:01 AM »
It's fun as eff tho.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #494 on: August 27, 2015, 08:36:23 AM »
It's fun as eff tho.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #495 on: August 27, 2015, 10:25:53 AM »
just got a new shotgun.  cannot wait to lay a piss pile of these down
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Killing animals
« Reply #496 on: August 27, 2015, 10:33:00 AM »
SD Pheasant report is up 42% over last year!
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #497 on: August 27, 2015, 10:33:57 AM »
Psychopaths smdh
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #498 on: August 27, 2015, 07:21:18 PM »
I like to grab an extension cord and my spare microwave (keep it covered in the fall) and head to the backyard.  load that sucker up with bird seed and #blessed blue jays and possums and crap

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #499 on: August 27, 2015, 07:47:56 PM »
I like to grab an extension cord and my spare microwave (keep it covered in the fall) and head to the backyard.  load that sucker up with bird seed and #blessed blue jays and possums and crap

feels great when you're able to best these magnificent creatures on a level playing field such as you've described

while i don't microwave my prey, i have rigged a loud speaker in my backyard (i live in a rural community on several acres of land) to emit a super ultrasonic soundwave (that only animals can hear) when my motion detectors sense something on my land that is so loud it actually bursts the prey's ear drums and causes their ears to begin pouring out copious amounts of blood.  the blood travels to the electric grid i have inlaid into the ground and acts as a conduit to the animals brains by which the electric grid sends jolts of 1 million volts in 3, 30 second increments.  the first kills the animal, the 2nd cooks the animal, and the 3rd dries the cooked carcass into jerky that i eat when i go on my other hunting trips.  makes for a great snack.  call me old fashioned but i just love the sport of it all.  go cats.



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