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Welcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.
Quote from: steve dave on September 09, 2011, 08:11:06 AMWelcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.no crap. I'm totally jealous of the message boarding quality of these jello-loving bastards.
Quote from: michigancat on September 09, 2011, 08:11:54 AMQuote from: steve dave on September 09, 2011, 08:11:06 AMWelcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.no crap. I'm totally jealous of the message boarding quality of these jello-loving bastards.But we're really lousy at drunk posting.
Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Quote from: Limestone on September 09, 2011, 09:27:41 AMIf there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.Well, now, sonny, there's where I'm going to have to quibble with you a bit. You can object to his methodology all you want, but I'm pretty sure the numerical successes of The Prophet with the ladies speak for themselves. And a closer examination of the record shows that he was successful with older women as well as younger. He even convinced a husband or two to share. Hard time with the ladies? I think not!
The guy on the left?
Quote from: nikuman on September 09, 2011, 09:41:30 AMQuote from: Limestone on September 09, 2011, 09:27:41 AMIf there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.Well, now, sonny, there's where I'm going to have to quibble with you a bit. You can object to his methodology all you want, but I'm pretty sure the numerical successes of The Prophet with the ladies speak for themselves. And a closer examination of the record shows that he was successful with older women as well as younger. He even convinced a husband or two to share. Hard time with the ladies? I think not!Not impressed. There are some neighborhoods in Johnson County that allow you to accomplish this by simply putting a white rock in your front yard.
Quote from: SoCalCoug on September 09, 2011, 01:29:20 AMHey, guys, another BYU fan here.1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites. If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Quote from: Limestone on September 09, 2011, 09:27:41 AMQuote from: SoCalCoug on September 09, 2011, 01:29:20 AMHey, guys, another BYU fan here.1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back 4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites. If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.Unlike Niku I am not a practicin' Mormon anymore and haven't been for a few years. I even love black people now. In fact, I have a website to prove it! You may have seen my site before, but it might be a good time to revisit it now. http://blackpeopleloveus.com/T
byu fans, please don't be under the impression that we want you in our conference to replace a&m. we don't want another one of those. so, on a scale of 0 to boulder, just how snobby are you guys?
Quote from: chum1 on September 09, 2011, 11:39:35 AMbyu fans, please don't be under the impression that we want you in our conference to replace a&m. we don't want another one of those. so, on a scale of 0 to boulder, just how snobby are you guys?I don't now that I would call our fanbase snobby but there is a large continget that move their mouths only as a result of having Salt Lake's hand up their ass. So we got that going for us....which is nice.
Quote from: nikuman on September 08, 2011, 02:54:15 PMOn behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm. 3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck. So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood. It took awhile, but I deciphered his commie-mormon code. It's not looking good, boys.
On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm. 3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck. So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.
Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
