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Welcome BYU!
« on: September 08, 2011, 11:55:39 AM »
We at goEMAW would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new conference brothers, the BYU Cougars.  Some of you may be curious about their beliefs.  Well, you will be happy to know that we share many similarities and only a few differences.  For one, they love America, a very patriotic group.  Also, they love family and friends.  You will never meet a more devoted group of people.  Honesty is another one of their traits.  A BYU grad will not steer you wrong when it comes to business or personal interactions.  Finally, they hate black people.

So, please join me in welcoming our new conference brethren the BYU Cougars!


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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 11:56:50 AM »
I have no problem with the people of burnt skin.  That is for God to deal with. 
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 11:59:12 AM »
You mean they're more honest than the honor-code square-shooters at a&m?

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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 11:59:51 AM »
We at goEMAW would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new conference brothers, the BYU Cougars.  Some of you may be curious about their beliefs.  Well, you will be happy to know that we share many similarities and only a few differences.  For one, they love America, a very patriotic group.  Also, they love family and friends.  You will never meet a more devoted group of people.  Honesty is another one of their traits.  A BYU grad will not steer you wrong when it comes to business or personal interactions.  Finally, they hate black people.

So, please join me in welcoming our new conference brethren the BYU Cougars!



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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 12:00:16 PM »
You mean they're more honest than the honor-code square-shooters at a&m?

yes, VERY honest, probably the most honest group of people you will meet.  

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 12:00:52 PM »
Also, like most of us here at www.goEMAW.com, they worship God and Jesus.  And a random illiterate dude from Missouri.

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 12:01:35 PM »
Also, like most of us here at www.goEMAW.com, they worship God and Jesus.  And a random illiterate dude from Missouri.

Welcome, friends!

great point, two more similarities and only one difference!

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 12:05:30 PM »
Can't wait to use my Dillon's Plus Card to go buy some refreshing decaf tea in case some BYU fans stop by my tailgate!!

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 12:05:59 PM »
How much will it cost for the upgraded bike racks we'll need out in front of BSFS?
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 12:06:04 PM »
They were from Upstate New York.  Didn't you see that episode of South Park?

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 12:06:37 PM »
They also get to beat up on the Utah State Rednecks, like we do.

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2011, 12:07:08 PM »
Anyone know when the family 12 pack of season football tickets go on sale?   :woot:

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 12:07:32 PM »
They also get to beat up on the Utah State Rednecks, like we do.

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 12:08:50 PM »
steve dave, I would also like to welcome BYU to the Big 12 Conference. Much like Kansas State, they are full of very hard-working, humble folks who put family first. Additionally, they wear special underwear.

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 12:10:36 PM »
steve dave, I would also like to welcome BYU to the Big 12 Conference. Much like Kansas State, they are full of very hard-working, humble folks who put family first. Additionally, they wear special underwear.

great point michigancat.  almost exactly like us except for a few differences!

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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 12:19:08 PM »
welcome byu!

please note that while i and 99% of kansas state university fans may not personally agree w/ your hatred of black people, we do agree that americans are all entitled to have their own opinions on things of this nature. go cats. go cougars. go big12.

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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 12:20:37 PM »
Like Mormons, I have very strong beliefs.  I believe that a strong family is an important part of one's support system.  What do you know, most Mormons believe the same!  I also believe that business ethics are crucial for reaching long term profesional goals and whouldn't you know most Mormons would agree with that!  However, unlike Mormons, I don't believe that black people are black because God cursed them.  

Two more similarities and only one more difference!
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 12:21:48 PM »
welcome, fight cougars from brigham young!

as a token of my appreciation, i'd like to offer you my wife. please treat her well!

go cougarcats.

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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 12:23:03 PM »
We also share the heartaches of a having a "colored" person have sex out of wedlock.

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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2011, 12:23:32 PM »


hm, do not think she is mormon, because of the sleeves.

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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2011, 12:25:26 PM »
i for one welcome our new cougar overlords, cougars and wildcats are from the feline family. we are same, brothers

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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2011, 12:27:21 PM »
Welcome, Cougars, you'll fit in very well with some of our fans :opcat:

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